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Post by Sixteen on Feb 2, 2013 14:36:07 GMT -5
I think Tryina has a different definition of the word pedo.
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Post by Hermes on Feb 2, 2013 14:41:26 GMT -5
I think you are right, Spaceteen, but then I would like to know what her definition is.
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Post by Rellim on Feb 2, 2013 14:51:39 GMT -5
In Spanish "pedo" means fart. Best fart story, Willis.
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Post by Sixteen on Feb 2, 2013 14:52:27 GMT -5
"Peter" means to fart in French.
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Post by bryan on Feb 2, 2013 15:34:14 GMT -5
Tryina, why pedo? All the characters are adults as far as I can see. THIS. Just for reference Tryina, in English "Pedo" is used in relation to children, and is usually used in reference to the word "pedophile"... And a pedophile is someone who has... Inappropriate relations with children.
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Post by penne on Feb 2, 2013 18:40:06 GMT -5
Uh, I don't think Tryina really meant "fart", Bryan. lol
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Post by bryan on Feb 2, 2013 20:03:16 GMT -5
...what?
Neither do I. Haha
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Post by BSam on Feb 2, 2013 22:06:57 GMT -5
FART!
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Post by Charlie on Feb 3, 2013 0:18:03 GMT -5
This is the best fart story.
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Post by penne on Feb 3, 2013 10:19:52 GMT -5
Hey Rellim, don't you mean "peido"?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2013 16:00:51 GMT -5
BSam and Sixteen were sneaking through the woods. They knew the competition was winding down, and were both thinking about the fact that both of them couldn’t live. The two had developed a close bond, but the nature of the game meant that one of them would have to die. Because of this, they were both plotting ways to kill the other. Unfortunately, because of their close bond, they both knew that the other one was plotting to kill them, so they started developing counter plans. Sixteen tried to feed BSam some legitimately poisoned Haggis, but BSam was like “C’mon man, you already killed somebody with that salsa.” BSam tried to set a giant bear trap and put some of Sixteen’s favorite beer in it, but Sixteen was like “Dude, I was standing right here when you set the trap. How stupid do you think I am?” This continued world without end with hilarious sitcom results, like BSam setting a bomb or something but then it just exploded confetti or Sixteen accidentally falling face first into a cake. They were truly at a stalemate. The two stared each other down, then they both burst into tears. They hugged each other. Their bond was too great, they couldn’t bear to kill each other. “Sixteen, if we work together, we can win this thing, and force Tragedy to make us both king!” Sixteen was excited. “Let’s celebrate our new plan by drinking some beer!” As Sixteen approached the beer, BSam yelled “NOOOOOOOOOOO!” But it was too late. Sixteen was devoured by the bear trap. “Whoops,” shrugged BSam.
Sherry Ann and Dante jumped out from behind a bush. “You just killed your only ally! Now Dante and I are the only two left with an alliance. We are truly unbeatable!” BSam backed up slowly. He was strong, but he didn’t think he could take on both of them. He felt really stupid for killing Sixteen now. Sherry Ann continued her speech. “Through all of this, I’ve learned that teamwork is the most powerful weapon you can possess. That’s why I chose a powerful teammate in Dante. I know that he is powerful, and will always have my back.” At that moment, Dante yelled “Now!” Pandora jumped out from the tree she was hiding in, and stabbed Sherry Ann in the back. Sherry Ann looked at Dante, devastated. “What did you do,” she pleaded. Pandora walked up to her and started a speech of her own. “Dante and I have been working together this entire game. We knew we needed powerful allies to win, so we used our longstanding, but secret friendship through PMs and aligned ourselves with the most powerful competitors, like Willis and Hermes. We made sure that they were taken out. And now we’ve taken out you as well. Also, don’t go back to past chapters to check for inconsistencies with this plan. You won’t find anything. I’m looking at you, Bryan.” Everybody looked at Pandora confused, because this wasn’t a story but real life! A single tear fell from Sherry Ann’s eye, and with her final breath she said “Well I be a-dyin’, yo.” Everybody was touched by these emotional final words.
But the sentiment couldn’t last for long, because Pandora turned to BSam. “And now, it’s your turn to die, BSam. And then, Dante and I will rule 667 Dark Avenue together. He’ll do the hard work, and I’ll be the fun one who drinks Bud Light Lime-a-ritas (PANDORA winks at the camera while holding up a Bud Light Lime-a-rita).” She started drinking her Bud Light Lime-a-rita, and Dante started laughing. “You fool,” said Dante, still laughing. “You thought I would actually let you rule with me? Please, I wouldn’t be caught dead ruling with someone who is as much fun as you. I prefer boring, rule abiding people. Speaking of which, the rules of the Dark Games state there can only be one winner, so I must also give you an official strike.” Pandora was dumbfounded. “But, what about our bond!” she exclaimed. Dante laughed again. “I was using you, all this time. I got you to do my dirty work. But now, I don’t need you anymore.” He took out a knife and stabbed Pandora. She collapsed to the ground, said said “Why, Duncan.” BSam shook her body and said “What does that mean, Pandora? Why did you call him Duncan?” But it was too late. She was dead. “I GUESS WE’LL NEVER KNOW WHAT SHE MEANT,” said Dante ominously and in all caps. And they never did.
Dante turned to BSam and said “I guess it’s just the two of us left.” “Not so fast,” said a voice from the trees. Emma Squalor jumped down. She was covered in mud and leaves to camouflage herself. “I’ve been watching everything that happened in this entire competition while acclimating myself to my environment. But now I’m ready to fight. And I’m going to win.” BSam, Dante and Emma Squalor looked at each other. It was time for the final battle.
Next Time – The thrilling finale.
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Post by Kit's tits kick ticks on Feb 7, 2013 16:08:57 GMT -5
Finale? Doesn't that mean it's over after that?
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Post by Christmas Chief on Feb 7, 2013 16:17:56 GMT -5
Certainly the most tragic episode yet. I look forward to the finale, and shall try not to hope someone kills Dante in vengeance.
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Post by B. on Feb 7, 2013 16:24:44 GMT -5
You be a dyin'
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Post by penne on Feb 7, 2013 17:07:32 GMT -5
Woooooooooooooow. Dante is such a backstabber. Literally? And Dante and Pandora? Is this for WSW? Haha. And great ending with Emma. Awesome cliffhanger there.
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