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Post by allegedly bryan on Aug 25, 2012 12:27:43 GMT -5
Haha noooo. On a drawing app for a tablet thing.
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Post by Skelly Craig on Aug 27, 2012 1:36:25 GMT -5
Seriously Bryan, I can only repeat what everyone's saying: this is potato ing awesome.
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Post by allegedly bryan on Sept 1, 2012 0:05:15 GMT -5
Here's a teaser. A sexy one.  |
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Post by allegedly bryan on Sept 4, 2012 3:38:07 GMT -5
I'm just posting this one to get it over with --------------- Chapter Three
The Origin of F-Pen
Part 2 A few years later, Pen found Boss Kobolos-Moto. He just had to list "Goblins" under the interests section of his OkCupid profile, and at the age of 11, he got his revenge. Pen walked into the Yakuza boss' headquarters. All of the guards turned their head's as he walked by, and someone started playing " Who's that lady" in the background. Eventually he made it down the hallway, and into Kobolos-Moto's room. "I'm here to sex you up," Pen said, attempting provocation. It didn't really work, but fortunately Kobolos-Moto was desperate. Unfortunately, on the other hand, Goblin sex was weird. There were eggs, exposed bone, and many, many bull whips. Some really weird stuff happened, but then eventually Pen just couldn't take it anymore. "I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE," Pen said eventually. Pen, not even hesitating for a second, took the eggshell off of his forehead and stabbed Kobolos-Moto in the stomach, starting at the bottom and cutting upward until Kobolos-Moto's intestines fell onto the ground. "I did ittttt," said Pen. Kobolos-Moto fixed his eyes on where he was impaled. " Hahahahaha!" he laughed. " Steel isn't enough to kill me! Something something about Goblin law and folklore because I'm really devoted to this character!" Pen was at a loss. What would he do? "Wait!" shouted Bilbo Baggins. "The Goblin can only be destroyed in the fires from whence it came!" "Guhhhhokay." "Here I have some," said Bilbo because I don't feel like writing this part cause it's hardljhgljahfdvbljhadfvojhgfadv. So Pen did it, and all that was left was a pile of Goblin ash. Suddenly, Pen heard rushing footsteps. A second later, Shruti and J. came running through the door, still faithful to Kobolos-Moto after all of this time. "Stop right there!" said Shruti, pointing a gun. Pen just looked at them. "Oh, that's just a small girl," Shruti corrected himself. "And an attractive one, sorry miss," said J. while winking. "Uh. That's okay," said Pen in a false falsetto. "I'm just a small girl. I'll be on my girl way." As he was humming and starting to walk past the cronies, he stabbed Shruti in the facehole, then took Shruti's gun and shot J. in the heart. Pen had now done it. At age 11, he had gotten his revenge. Ipromisethenextpartwillbebetter. -------------------- I DEDICATE THIS TO PEN. HUZAH AND salsa. |
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Post by Skelly Craig on Sept 4, 2012 5:58:53 GMT -5
"Uh. That's okay," said Pen in a false falsetto. "I'm just a small girl. I'll be on my girl way." That was the funniest bit. And didn't expect Bilbo Baggins to appear. |
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Post by Sixteen on Sept 5, 2012 14:11:22 GMT -5
This story is unreal.
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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Sept 5, 2012 20:07:33 GMT -5
It has been scientifically proven that Bilbo Baggins makes things 50% more awesome.
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Post by allegedly bryan on Sept 12, 2012 18:31:31 GMT -5
Ghungah!
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Post by Skelly Craig on Sept 12, 2012 18:59:10 GMT -5
*performs Heimlich maneuvre*
*realizes those may not work on zombies*
Bryan, does this mean "Kill Willis" is jumping the shark?
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Post by BSam on Sept 12, 2012 20:00:53 GMT -5
Amazing!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2012 23:41:01 GMT -5
I still don't understand what's going on but my god, are you dedicated to it.
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Post by allegedly bryan on Sept 30, 2012 14:39:07 GMT -5
HEY REMEMBER HOW THIS IS A THING -------------- Chapter Three
The Origin of F-Pen
Part 3 By twenty years old, Pen was on of the top assassins in the world. His work took him to countless locations and brought him into contact with countless people, even being hired to do things like assassinate certain leaders for certain websites. His latest endeavor had found him positioned on a rooftop with two of the communities concerned members behind him. 667's newest mayor, who was universally despised, was driving through town to the mayor's office to do something dumb. She was accompanied by a few member's of 667 she had paid to make herself feel not-so-lonely, and who would laugh as she said things like "  ," and "  ." "Ew she's bald. Gross," said Pen. "Take her out," Gigi, who was standing behind him, said. "With all due respect, her time as 667's mayor is ending today," supported Jemima, also standing behind Pen but slightly to the right. "I got it," said Pen. "She looks like a straight man anyway." ADR's mageees looked through the hole in her head. ~ At the age if twenty-five, he did his part in the killing of nine innocent people, including The Bryd's own freshly grown beard, in a small wedding chapel in El Paso, Texas. But on that day, four years ago, he made one big mistake. He should have killed ten. ~ However, before satisfaction could belong to The Bryd, first thing was first. "Wiggle your big toe," said The Bryd to himself, still in the back of the Schlong Mobile. Then, however slightly, his big toe moved. "Hard parts over," he said. "Now, let's get these other piggies moving." After he had corralled all of the loose hogs, he got back to working on walking. Thirteen hours later, he got out of the truck. In those thirteen hours, he had walked, ran a marathon, and won a gold medal for leg moving because he's really good at stuff. But now he had to get going. He got into the front seat and drove away from the hospital, right into the wall of the airplane terminal next door. "Welcome to Air-O! May I help you?" Tiago Squalor, the man behind the ticket counter asked. (Tiago was also the flight's attendant, because stereotypes are ALWAYS funny.) "Okinawa," The Bryd answered. "One way." -------- Alright so any other chapters will probably be faster. Probably. No more drawings, as that was the last part of the movie that was animated. |
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Post by Hermes on Sept 30, 2012 14:55:28 GMT -5
I still don't understand this fic, but the pictures are lovely.
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Post by penne on Sept 30, 2012 15:07:32 GMT -5
^^ Me too
The pictures are incredibly good, Bryan. This is awesome.
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Post by B. on Sept 30, 2012 15:08:37 GMT -5
I love your drawings, and I can't wait for the next chapters. Oh, and I see Pen has some nice red nail polish on.
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