Random Fact Thread

[Dante]

-It's been a long time since I last played chess.
-I used to play against Father occasionally, but we must have stopped at some point.
-And now both of us always seem to be busy.
-To tell the truth, we only started playing because we found a neat chess set at one of the last car-boot sales we went to, or something, and that must have been years ago.
-A lot of things that happen to me do seem to have happened a very long time ago.
-So, I'm playing a children's Internet game.
-I'm exploring a crumbling castle with an inadequate torch.
-I think we once had foolish exam errors read out to us in assembly.
-Yes, I remember now, we did.
-It was just before the G.C.S.E.s.
-I can't remember any of them now, but they were pretty funny.
-People are stupid.
-I hope you recover quickly from your cold, Antenora.
-I'm still coughing, but I think I should be back to normal by the weekend.
-It's no fun, being ill.
-I remember having to do C.V.s and stuff in Lifeskills a while back, in preparation for our work experience.
-I have a template document of such a thing stored on the computer somewhere.
-I guess I won't need to look at that again until I want a job.
-But that shouldn't be for a while.
-A lot of my associates seem to have jobs, or want jobs.
-One of them mentioned a paper round on Sunday afternoons, and another was going to ask around town, or something.
-I think it's so they can pay for their driving lessons.

[Charles Vane]

Why do you ave to act mature just because you're 18?
Age doesnt mean that much.

[SF]

pandora said:

Why do you ave to act mature just because you're 18?
Age doesnt mean that much.

-Not because he's 18, but more that he is my older brother and at times I act more mature than he does
-My throat is starting to swell
-Have I mentioned I made 18$ working for my mom?
-Well, if I didn't I have now

[Sixteen]

-Daddidahdidahdidah.
-I'm bored.
-So, Book the Twelfth.
-Yep.
-And other non-aSoUE stuff.
-That's all.

[Charles Vane]

-We were shining like the good part of a bad time.
-There’s a lot of things that I wish I didn't know what they meant but I do.
-Today I don’t even remember what I was specifically talking about tonight. But I know what I mean.
-Everclear makes me smile.
-I wish they would become popular again or something.
-Or at least get another CD out so even if they aren’t super popular anymore I can listen to it and be happy.
-Spell check shouldn’t try to I tell me I spelled Everclear wrong, I know what I’m doing.
-I'm going to go for that post record thing because I'm off school tomorrow and I feel like staying up and being pointless.
-I wonder if my superpower is being pointless.
-I wonder if that constitutes as a superpower. I think that might slightly beat my other superpower choice, which was sleeping.
-Though sleeping does have a point and by definition being pointless does not so that would be a pretty worthless superpower but a super power I could use well.
-Someone told me their superpower was clapping, they had lots of kinds of claps and they were good at it. I still haven’t figured out what mine is.
-I’m just trying to figure out how to not completely waste my days which is something I do too often.
-I think I’m going to learn to do things.
-One of my friends’ superpowers is literacy, one’s is the ability to memorize a rap song just by listening to it once, and one is to get glitter everywhere.
-I’ll learn my superpower in time.
-I’m resisting the urge to go out and buy a packet of cigarettes. Not that I think I’m capable of smoking a whole pack. Possibly ironically I’m allowed to smoke but I know I can handle alcohol more than I could cigarettes.
- I wonder why I’m allowed to do one thing at 18 but not the other.
- I can drink in Canada.
-I sound obsessed with drinking.
-Technically I’m straightedge but I don’t feel the need to classify me not drinking.
-Plus there’s something I don’t like about the name straightedge.
-I wonder if I can learn how to bake bread tomorrow.
-I’m hosting the Lost get together tomorrow. I’m excited.
-I wonder if I know hot make popcorn.
-I think the problem with me on the internet is when people read what I write it’s inevitable that won’t read it right. I say things cute and I don’t think what I write sounds quite as cute when I’m on the internet.
-I don’t actually mean to be cute but I can tell people think I am, especially when they me it becomes pretty obvious and something I even think I sound cute and I want to “aww” at myself.
-But not in a shallow way.
-Snicketface, we are so not best friends anymore if you even try to beat me this time.
-No one can steal my title away quickly either.
-That was totally cheating anyway since we made our posts around the same time but I was quicker so you were able to add a few words and then I was left bitter and throneless.
-Except not that bitter. And I’m used to being without a throne and I have tiaras anyway so it’s okay.
-I’ve discovered I only have two tiaras. I had one of Megan’s so I had to give it back. One of them is still Megan’s that I bought in a garage sale that it ended up at when it wasn’t supposed to but that’s ok because Megan sold my books at the same garage sale.
-Maybe one of the qualifications of a best friend is being able to forget which stuff is theirs and which is your own.. and then being able to sell it for fifty cents.
-Megan has a tiara of Anna’s so she’s just keeping that one and Anna has lots of cool hats so she doesn’t need a crown.
-I told someone I had four tiaras, I kept them on a shelf in a glass case because when I was little my mom made me compete in beauty pageants and I hated them but I won them all the time.
-I bet I so could have won pageants as a kid.
-A.M. radio! I love this song.
-I know I was bald until I was like two but after that I was adorable and I was a genius. If I had parents who were more into childhood development I think I would be more successful right now but this self would probably be making fun of that hypothetical self and the dorky self probably wouldn’t be able to defend itself.
-Maybe I’ll just attempt peace between all the me’s in my head.
-I lost Rachel’s book and I really want to read it.
-Or not have her kill me for loosing it.
-She gets nit-picks at every little thing I do nowadays.
-And I don’t like her just because I had to use the words nitpick and nowadays because they fit best.
-I hate those words.
-I need to compile a full list of words I hate.
-But then I’d have to write down and think about all those words I don’t pay attention to.
-I am on the second page now.
-I’m beginning to think I don’t need anyone other than my friends and I’m trying to decide whether I think that is wise or not.
-Or just screw being wise and whether that’s good or not.
-Without being melodramatic I think I’d say I’ve given up on love but there’s no way to make that sound not melodramatic.
-If I saw one relationship that was better than a relationship on TV I might be happy.
-But the only relationships I’ve seen like that exist between my friends.
-Relationship is a big word, if I say relationship and find lots of excuses to use the word relationship I might get my word count up an bit.
-Yay for relationships.
-I think my homecoming group consists of three people including myself, and that I probably won’t be meeting up with those great relationship friend people and I’m still really excited for the dance.
-Nothing sounds better than two girls in fancy dresses that didn’t cost more than ten dollars eating mozzarella sticks with a girl who has never been to a high school dance ever and doesn’t plan to no matter how much everyone says “it will be great”.
-Though the thing is, it will be great. And I said even if it wasn’t we were going to take really over exaggerated cherry pictures to make her feel like she missed out even if she didn’t.
-My dress is borrowed from Anna and I just have to buy accessories.
-I love being cheap sometimes.
-Life can come from out of nowhere.
-And I don’t have enough songs on I-tunes.
-Rachel was supposed to give me her Damien Rice CD or at least burn a copy for me but she never did.
-Page three has now arrived.
-Milestones can be fun to mark.
-My fingers have stopped working and I haven’t been up past eleven in awhile.
-The night is nice.
-If I had a bike and could ride it then maybe I would.
-Or if I had a swing I would definitely use it.
-It’s probably good that I don’t have a swing because people would literally have to tear me off it. I mean someone would have to pick me up and drag me away or my legs would have to stop working for me to get off.
-But my legs have stopped working before and I kept swinging anyway.
-What the hell does the word good even mean?
-I agree when my drama said it was too general and didn’t mean anything but sometimes it’s the easiest word to use.
-I have to strive to use more adjectives but I forget words so easily.
-I love considering what clichés mean though like “for crying out loud” I love putting words together and I think about what every word means strung together in its nice little line that people use all the time but never think about.
-Words are prettier when you think about them.
-I think that’s why I have a problem with people who feel the need to use big words as much as possible.
-They just fill up everything they can with the words and try to create substance when words are prettier if you think about them use small words instead of stringing long syllables together.
-I think I used to be very pretentious once and I don’t know when I came undone.
-Maybe when I became unpopular.
-Too think I used to be a popular person is unnerving enough but I can comfort myself with the fact that I was like nine and when I was popular it was because I made up fun make up imaginary games on the playground.
-I had to think of a lot too because I made game with a few people and then everyone wanted to play and it eventually turned into a huge game of house so we had to invent a new a game.
-We kept that game even more secret so people wanted to play it badly when they found out about it and it started fights and then turned into house.
-I wonder if its sad that my group is now the most normal from grade school even though we were called freaks earlier.
-Of course I don’t mean exactly sweater set straight A’s high school sweetheart platinum blonde kind of normal but I mean we aren’t juvenile delinquents
-Or you know prostitutes.
-I’m very happy with being weird and with not being a magikarp.
-the moth don’t care when he sees the flame.
-He might get burned but he’s in the game.
-And once he’s in he can’t go back.
-And something or another that I cant quite hear.
-No the moth don’t care when he sees the flame.
-No the moth don’t care when he sees the flame.
-The moth don’t care if the flame is real.
-Cause flame and moth got a sweetheart deal.
-I love that part.
-And nothing fuels a good flirtation like need and anger and desperation.
- I love that part too.
- Not he moth don’t care if the flame is real.
-And then it repeats.
-I’m trying to see if I can type when this is said.
-So come on lets go, ready or not.
-Cause there’s a flame I know hotter than hot.
-It might help that I know a lot of the words.
-The moth doesn’t care if the flame burns low.
-Cause moth believes in an after glow.
-And flames are never doused completely.
-All you really need is the love of heat.
-No the moth don’t care if the flame burns low.
-Spell check shouldn’t try to correct songs grammar.
-I like Aimee Man.
-I don’t know hwy I downloaded a lot of acoustic songs.
-I don’t generally like them.
-I like this one though.
-I’m a sucker for pretty words.
-As long as they have a pretty meaning behind them too.
-I use the word pretty too much but I think it’s an adequate description for a lot of things.
-I think Tyson Ritter has pretty hair.
-Oh, I’m on page four now.
-I wonder if dragging the DVD player up here is and figuring out how to set it up is worth seeing an episode of Wonderfalls.
-I think I might need to find the TV remote though.
-Apparently it doesn’t want to be found, I told it we could fix our differences and it didn’t even listen.
-Does something need ears to listen?
-Think about that.
-One day I’m going to learn how to speak dog.
-Or more likely I’m going to pretend I can speak dog so I will have a closer, if not fake, bond with my animals.
-Dogs love me anyway though so I must be saying something right.
-I wonder why I’m still in my school uniform.
-I’m supposed to ask a bunch of people what cool is for sociology.
-I’d rather find out about them then what generic brands they’re going to list because they have too.
-People sounds like tools when they answer questions like that on paper.
-I’m getting tired of having to tell people they aren’t fat and then having them not believe me.
-I’m also tired of those people because they aren’t actually fat and they have really long legs so they should just shut up.
-A few extra pounds are worth long legs.
-If a few extra pounds mattered, you’re still going to be too heavy for people to carry you around everywhere.
-Page five.
-I broke my magic wand.
-It wont glue back together either, I broke it at a weird angle.
-I found wings and a wand at the dollar spot at Target. The label told me I was a fairy or a princess, or a fairy princess..
-No, I was an angel according to it but I saw that later.
-So we were at the park in our fairy wings and I’m pretending that’s a perfectly reasonably sentence that doesn’t need explanation and we decided to go trick or treating because one other person bought wings with me but her label said she was a fairy.
-So she went as a fairy with wings but I kept telling her she didn’t need to add the wings part because people know fairies have wings they expect them too. If a fairy didn’t have wings people would probably be like “so.. you ARE a fairy? But where are your wings? What kind of fairy are you” and so on. And I was a princess with wings because as far as I’m aware most princesses don’t have wings or I don’t see them when I see Princesses.
-The guy looked at the calendar when we said trick or treat, then told us we were early where we told him that we had school on Halloween and we were busy girls so he said he didn’t have any candy but he did have some ice cream so he brought us two pints of Ben and Jerry’s.
-If I random stranger pulled up in a van and showed me the Ben and Jerry’s I’d so go with them.
-Hey I think the bowling alley on tv is one I go to.
-Or it looks familiar.
-But maybe that’s because all bowling alleys look familiar.
-How can you have much creativity with a bowling alley?
-Hmm I think we should put the pins at the beginning of the alley. No here me out, it would be something no one is expecting. We would totally blow everyone’s minds. Just think about it.
-I haven’t actually been to that bowling alley in like years so I could be picturing it completely different than how it is.
-Which is something I do at an increasing amount?
-Oh good I did download the Distance, I couldn’t find it earlier.
-If someone told me to limbo I totally would, I don’t think its much of a prank especially to children who are smaller than the limbo bar.
-Actually I’d probably jump over it.
-Or try to jump and fall over the side because I can’t actually jump that high.
-The last few days we did our piece and we had to swerve for the car wreck scene my chair falls into a crack on the makeshift stage we’re on and I fall back until my partner catches me or I manage to get fall completely backwards onto the floor.
-People should post more at 11:30 I have nowhere new to post.
-Once I tried to be the last post in every section on 667. I think it worked except for the secret section I can’t get into but I did post in the mod section and everywhere else.
-I think I screen capped it somewhere buts its just more of a personal victory.
-My superpower is so pointlessness.
-I am on the sixth page now.
-I don’t mind canned laughter, I’m used to canned laughter and I think some shows sound better with it and some shows need it and sound awkward otherwise but I don’t like watching people trying to fake laugh.
-Because it’s too obvious and the people look dumb and I watching people fake laugh is one step too much then just having a laugh track. Unless you are a professional actor you can’t fake laugh right.
-It’s sad people can’t do something so simple.
-I’ve never understood this song.
-I heard it in Paul’s car for the first time I think. And for some reason I think Celinra posted it in a chat once.
-I’m not very chatty anymore.
-Heh, she’s writing, she’s writing, she’s writing a novel.
-Or a really long post.
-When he said “you have to write them all again” I saved my work just in case.
-11,000 characters and I’m on page six, I wonder if that’s.. Alright.
-I hate this show and the sound isn’t even turned on.
-I think I’m going to continue this later since I want to sleep.
-I get to sleep past seven!
-It’s sad that I’m so excited but I really am, no wonder its easy for me to find dances exciting.
-I’m sort of in a stage right now where on perpetual crack, I find everything fascinating.
-I think life is great.
-Not in a false cheery fake smile way but in a real, isn’t everything interesting thinker kind of way.
-Race car ya-yas is fun to say.
-When I finally get a license and own the truck, if I ever own it, I really have an urge, a desire even, to paint it pink.
-Possibly stencil little flowers on it but just pink is fine.
-Girling up a truck seems childishly fun.
-I am childishly fun so it works well.
-Of course the personalized name plate on the front that says Amparo with a gold background has to stay even if my grandpa would probably prefer to not have his name be on a pink anything.
-If we ever sell the truck I would have to request that people keep his name on it.
-I like trying to find the title of a song in the song when I don’t know the title.
-I’m fairly good at it.
-I need to learn how to spell Amparo’s last name.
-thinking about him makes me feel sad and then I feel sad for feeling sad.
-Mostly I feel like a stupid cliché of someone who should have spent more time with her grandparents but it’s not like. Nevermind.
-I’ll always have checkers.
-Though I wished I took those little lions that were on the front steps even though the gold was peeling off them.
-Page the seventh.
-So I’m wearing jeans today.
-I’m wearing actual jeans.
-Jeans.
-They’re blue. Blue jeans. While I like the song about being forever in blue jeans I figure its better in theory than in actualization and I’d rather forever be in a cute skirt.
-Not only are they regular jeans but they have little patches are slightly torn, nothing is tackier than buying ripped jeans.
-Well I didn’t buy them but I think they actually measured and put all the little patches the same length away from each other. And their identical little patches.
-I can rip my jeans on my own I don’t need help getting starting.
-What they don’t realize is that I will inevitably find that little hole they made in the jeans and catch it on something.
-I also got a vest.
-I can’t wear the vest because I kept making fun of a friend who had avest.
-Though it looked weird on him.
-Though mine is bright white and I’ll probably look like a Mark Twain chicken.
-I also can’t wear the jeans without my boots otherwise they drag on the floor.
-I think they make my legs look taller though.
-I kept telling my mother that I was in jeans and that people were jeans but she didn’t get it.
-“I look like a person” was one of the things I said but she just said I looked better in jeans then she did and there’s no way to refute that.
-I hate it when people do that to me, because one their complementing me so I cant say its not true otherwise I sound self deprecating and like I need reassurance and they basically put themselves down but I can’t say anything. Because people complain that they’re fat when they’re not and I try to help and they just say well look at you. But they forget that I’m barely five foot and they’re almost 6 feet. So rawr.
-That made no sense.
-But I understand it.
-I wrote “you are not fat” on my friends stomach the other day to help her get the message.
-I added rawr to the spell check dictionary.
-Louis died?
-I miss so much of my soap operas when school starts.
-And I got to hear the 90’s at noon today.
-I really think our school systems should be like at Hogwarts where they get Fridays off.
-Or maybe Wednesdays off because it’s like a break in the middle of all the awful schoolwork.
-My feet are cold.
-Why is there always natural disaster on this show?
-Whenever things get boring, interesting or when there’s just not that much going on there’s a natural disaster.
-I haven’t seen the Drew Carey show in a long time.
-I wonder if there’s supplies for me to make bracelets with.
-Though the last bracelet I was really proud of broke.
-I am signing on to AIM now.
-Oh right, no one’s home.
-I meant on.
-No one is online.
-They probably aren’t at home either but directly they aren’t online.
-I have to study for a government test and a world faiths quiz.
-I’m not looking forward to the government quiz, I go overboard and too in depth because I‘m afraid I won’t pass otherwise.
-I did get my civic activity done.
-Then I have to register to vote and I get another done.
-I forgot I was supposed to be typing this.
-I’m on the eighth page if I mentioned that earlier which I didn’t.
-So I’m on the eighth page now.
-They need jeans for short people.
-I need long thin sweaters.
-And black pants.
-I have no casual black pants to wear out.
-I’m not a jeans person but I think I could be a black pants kind of person.
-It’s cold so I have to cut back on the skirts a little bit.
-Last year it got too cold though I did huddle with Ashlynn between people’s cars.
-We discovered that if you line up cars properly they really can be a good protection from the wind.
-Getting in the cars works nicely too.
-And turning on the heat.
-Then we did car seat aerobics where we played with the chairs and kept going up and down on them like a roller coaster.
-I get bored easily.
-I really do have a short attention span but I don’t think I used to.
-There are just so many things I could do that I end up wanting to do all of them and I get jumbled up and don’t do anything.
-Though the good thing about parks is in the winter is when it snows there’s these little icicles that form on the equipment and it all looks really beautiful.
-Somehow I ended up with lots of icicles in my hair last winter.
-Wow last winter doesn’t seem like that long ago.
-But on the bright side everything is well in the land of all my friends.
-I’m on page eight.
-Oh I guess I already said that.
-Couldn’t remember.
-I can do the frug.
-I think I should figure out how to make my own pair of fairy wings.
-Like in that book where the girl makes fairy wings, or she makes something, I think it was wings of some kind.
-I am on the tenth page of my writing.
-I think I still have a long way to go.
-If your plane crashed in the middle of nowhere and all your food was gone would you eat the dead passengers who didn’t survive?
-No, because they didn’t have to do that on Lost.
-it’s totally a model for my life.
-As well as the Simpson’s.
-I learned everything about life from them.
-Maybe that explains something about me.
-No, I don’t think so.
-The book was Weetzie Bat and it was good aside from the over the top stupid plot of the book.
-It was poetic but completely ridiculous.
-Megan got me a purse for my birthday.
-Another mark of friendship might be seeing something and knowing that it perfectly fits your friend’s character.
-It’s different on all the sides, and it’s really lovely.
-One of the sides is leaves; it looks sort of like leopard print if you don’t look at it closely.
-So it’s trashy from far away but up close it’s kind of elegant.
-That’s a closer description of me.
-All of my work is ceramics is made wildly but it’s in the shape of something elegant.
-My piggy bank attempt didn’t work though.
-Since I have so much pig stuff I figured it would be more authentic to actually make something of a pig on my own.
-My favorite book is the Basic eight by Daniel Handler.
-I don’t have a favorite movie.
-I don’t think I could be interviewing on the spot because my answers would always change except for the book, food, and color thing.

[Charles Vane]

-Plus I’m also so indecisive.
-Or I don’t have a definite side I’m on with a point because I can see both sides so I can’t objectively be for just one.
-My favorite color is purple.
-My favorite color is also green.
-And silver is nice too.
-But I don’t think a green-purple-silver hybrid would look as nice.
-The green/purple combo doesn’t work well for me.
-I’m happy we just had my birthday party because the living room is mostly cleaned up for the Lost party.
-Chicken fingers with honey mustard is my favorite food. And cheese fries. But again nto all of those foods put together at the same time.
-At Sonic I ordered a cheeseburger and Devin was surprised because he never saw me eat anything other than chicken so he though I didn’t eat any other kind of meat.
-I still need money from my dad because I did filing at the locksmith store.
-I think it would be cool if I worked as a part time locksmith,
-Not cool for my whole life but just for right now.
-I just need to know how to pick locks.
-Because that seems interesting.
-I told my dad he could totally get away with robbing stores but he said it wouldn’t work.
-When I was in my friends’ car, and admittedly that car was painted the whole way with flowers and polka dots and lots of hippie stuff and peace signs, maybe I should start using commas, but anyway.
-I am on the tenth page.
-So I was in the bright painted car, and I was wearing a army hat with stars on it, and this boy in the other car kept staring at us.
-So of course I wave because I think it’s annoying when people just stare without like waving or something but just not even begin ashamed to stare so I wave at them.
-And he didn’t wave back at me.
-Then I met him when we went to Sonic to eat our ice cream.
-We didn’t have anywhere else to go.
-So I met him because my friend’s sort of friend works there.
-He said he was sorry, and then he tried to hit on me.
-So I told him I had a girlfriend then I told him I was a man, and I somehow managed to get connections to the mafia thrown in there.
-Only creeps like me.
-But they’re creepy.
-He had weird ears.
-I will have to study in a few minutes.
-And I think I’m going to watch an episode of Wonderfalls.
-I love it so much.
-Stupid Fox canceling it after four episodes.
-Added it to Spell check dictionary too because it deserves it.
-Pretty show.
-Hopefully they turn it into a movie.
-Or a show again.
-But apparently that’s not supposed to happen.
-I need to update I need to update my live journal.
-Or become interested in it at all.
-Sadly I don’t get to go to the first Forensics tournament of the year so Katie and I don’t get to perform our awesome piece yet.
-I have to be a leader at Any Town which is good.
-I can’t get out of it.
-One person already did and there’d be an odd number.
-Besides its good and it promotes moral awareness and stuff.
-If I don’t go on a road trip I might be a leader at the real camp next year.
-I can’t remember how long this needs to be.
-I’ve managed to fill these ten pages with a good number of characters though.
-I still don’t remember if we count with or without the spaces.
-I think with because that makes it easier and apparently we’re easy.
-667: The Easiest.
-People should realize I don’t have money. If I did have money I would feel wrong spending twenty dollars on a CD.
-People should give me music for free because I like it.
-I should also get free ice cream.
-I don’t even eat ice cream very often.
-If there were Dip n’ dots here it would be a different story.
-I love those things.
-The Moth is still my favorite Aimee Man song.
-I think I’m close.
-I’m on the eleventh page now.
-Maybe I could take government notes in this post.
-I do need government notes.
-I’ll go grab my book.
-Or maybe not.
-I wish I could be one of those people that can decorate there room whenever they want.
-And give it a really cool makeover.
-Maybe if I ever owned a Pier One Imports store.
-Or if I secretly moved into a Pier One store.
-But if I owned one I could turn a profit.
-And then not have to live in a store.
-Hey there’s a question about Harriet E. Miers in here.
-I have no idea how to spell her last name.
-I know it’s not the typical way to spell Myers.
-At least I know that question.
-I know basic parts of all these questions I just don’t know the specifics.
-And since I know the basic parts I don’t feel like reading it anymore.
-I don’t know how kids my age have participated in voting.
-She was slightly out of reach, a rich mans only daughter.
-For some reason that’s my favorite part.
-If I had a rich father I don’t think I would take advantage of him and use my charm to call him “daddy” and get whatever I want. For those reasons alone I should have been allowed to have a rich father.
-But maybe you’re only allowed to have a rich father if you promise to spend as much of his money as you can.
-I don’t think kids my age participate in the voting enough.
-I don’t know if Puffy’s vote or die campaign counts for anything.
-Catchy though.
-I know why more women vote, why that can’t be a question.
-Okay well that is the easiest question I’ve ever seen.
-how did the 15th and 19th amendments expand the right to vote?
-To make me study you have to show me things I don’t know so I’ll study in an effort to not fail.
-It’s too easy; I can’t bring myself to study it.
-it is totally the teachers fault and not mine that I don’t devote myself to school.
-No it’s this green piece of papers fault; it makes me think of trees and going outside.
-I don’t actually mean any of that.
-I am on the twelfth page now.
-Hooray for me.
-I wonder who people get rivalries between high schools.
-I mean, are we rivals with the school we’re rivals with because they’re the only other all girls’ school within a hundred miles of us?
-Or would we still call each other names even if we weren’t?
-We just like “this state isn’t big enough for the two of us” so we started fighting.
-Or did our schools get together and say “Hey, want to hate each other?”
-Well that sounds just lovely. Maybe we could discuss it over tea?
-Oh that sounds good, but remember, we hate each other now.
-Oh right, terribly sorry. Die.
-28,000 with spaces.
-I don’t want to be a loser.
-So I probably shouldn’t have done this.
-But that’s what the song told me and I like that part.
-Oh apparently people are online now.
-That’s why they’re talking to me.
-I never learned any of the secrets I was trying to learn.
-I keep secrets really well too.
-Woodrow Wilson is kind of attractive.
-He’s a handsome older man at least.
-He has character, if the ladies could have voted for him I bet they would have.
-The ladies also would have voted for Thomas Jefferson soits a shame they couldn’t.
-I’d vote for him.
-I can vote now.
-Once I register that is.
-But technically I’m of age too.
-Which is the only good thing of being of age.
-Everything else is designed to get me in trouble or make me spend money.
-I really like the Jackson Five.
-I think that’s kind of embarrassing.
-But they were really cool.
-Or maybe they weren’t but I think they were.
-I also like the Black Eyed Peas but I can’t figure out why since I don’t really like most of their songs.
-I don’t like the Brady Bunch anymore.
-Aside from Gilligan’s Island I don’t think I like many old TV shows.
-I should never ever make plans to be productive so I won’t feel bad when I don’t actually follow through.
-This isn’t an excuse to not try, it’s just an excuse to.. Well I don’t know.
-We like pop, we like soul, but we never liked disco.
-That’s so cute.
-I’m going to stop describing things as cute one day.
-Okay once I get to page thirteen which I’m almost at I think I will try to stop.
-Then I'll probably think of a million different things to say.
-I almost said the above to Ashlynn.
-Darn I think she was off school today too.
-I never catch her online.
-I actually have something to tell her today.
-I’m on the next page.
-Oh I have to call Alex and remind her about the Lost party tonight incase she wants t come.
-Her brothers are the most adorable people I’ve ever met.
-I’m her brothers said.
-I said he could come to the lost party and he was like “see, I have friends.”
-I want cute younger brothers.
-Actually what I ant is an older brother but I don’t know how it’s possible to get one now.
-I could make a robot older brother but I don’t think it would be the same.
-I think its cruel to experiment on animals.
-I was reminded of an experiment involving robot monkeys.
-It seemed cruel to toy with the poor monkeys emotions.
-As far as we know they don’t do that to us.
-Oh Ashlynn has gossip.
-She’s typing.
-The suspense is building.
-Stop telling me I’m spelling Ashlynn wrong. I know how to spell of my best friends names.
-I’m adding her name to the dictionary too.
-Oh God.
-Stupid people.
-You are not allowed to like other people in the group.
-It causes problems and so far they have never felt the same way about you.
-It’s happened twice and according to my friends one of them likes me too.
-That’s so disgusting, don’t they realize that?
-Certain people are only friends; maybe I should give them the friend analogy about Cajun cooking from The Basic Eight.
-I’ll pass out copies.
-Wow it’s almost four.
-I’ll study eventually.
-Humor is definitely my super power.
-I avoid so much by being evasive and making jokes.
-Why must people deteriorate the special value of platonic friendships?
-I’ve been friends if Ash and Megan for years and I never had a crush on them why do people in our closest group of friend suddenly have to?
-I also don’t have a crush on me but that’s different.
-I need a nice pair of gloves.
-I might be Rogue for Halloween.
-Its an easy costume though.
-Except for the white streaks, those will be awesome.
-I could also be a flapper which is a hard costume to find but the little flapper hats look great with my current short hair.
-The other plan is being the girl with a short skirt and long jacket from the cake song.
- That might get cold though.
-Page 14. I think I forgot to say the pages.
-Oh wait no I didn’t.
-So I think I’m done now.
-If it’s not long enough then I will have to edit to make it so but I think its pretty good.
-I am now at 32,221 characters.
-Yay for me.
-No one beat this ever.
-It’s a lot to have to post 40,000 pointless characters in a short-ish time.
-I guess I’ve got more characters now.
-32,484.
-I forgot I'm only allowed to post once every fifteen seconds.
-Silly rule.
-I'm getting the Black Eyed Peas CD for my birthday.
-Not that I'm excited.
-I have more words now. Just a few.

[raoawr]

I left for school at 7:13 and got there are 8:16. It's been raining so much, and there are so many rivers. It was flash flooding, and my pond was overflowing into the river, and the river was flowing into my pond. My yard is a lake.

The public schools had the day off.

A lot of people were showing up throughout the first half of the day.

I hope it rains tomorrow so I don't have to go to school.

One girl had to swim out of her car.

I'm so hungry but we don't have any food.

I got a 98 on my French project.

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[Antenora]

-That was an impressively long post, Pan.
-On the matter of age/maturity: I felt obligated to act more mature when I turned 16.
-I don't remember if I really tried acting more mature then, though.
-I've probably reasoned that way on all of my birthdays--"I'm older, so I should be more mature, even if I don't try to act that way".
-And I'm not sure if I've really gotten more mature in, say, the past year.
-I can't really judge my own maturity, and asking someone "Am I mature?" doesn't seem, well, mature.
-Anyway, right now I'm still getting used to the fact that I'm 17.
-It takes me some time after my birthday to realize that I'm a year older.
-I love The Basic Eight.
-It's been way too long since I last read it, but I can't remember just where I put my copy.
-And I want my own copy of Watch Your Mouth, but haven't gotten a chance to buy one.

[Charles Vane]

I said I was seventeen today on accident.
I think I felt obligation to act more mature when I was younger. I thought I was beocmming so much more mature with age or something.
Now I like acting more childish the older I get.
Or maybe its just that I am child-like now and I don't feel that should change because of my age.
News Radio.

[PJ]

pandora said:

Why do you ave to act mature just because you're 18?
Age doesnt mean that much.

-Hear hear!
-Maturity is over-rated
-So I feel no obligation to act in any way that I don't want to
-Within reason, of course
-I won't go around kicking teachers, or anything like that
-School has been unnaturally boring this week
-It's rather depressing
-Economics and Maths...
-And ToK
-It sucks
-I hope next week will be better
-Meeeeeh
-I've done another two chapters of Kill Dante Volume Two
-One more to go!
-The longest
-I've tried to add as many characters as I can
-Even if it's only a cameo
-This last chapter should introduce.....9 more 667ers
-One is still uncertain
-Hmmmm
-....SetnicK
-She'll have a cameo
-As A.'s sister
-And, of course, we'll see Dante
-I don't want to give anything away...
-But given the title of the story, Antenora's intentions, at least, are clear
-And I'm off!
-*flies away*

[raoawr]

I'm so annoyed. My friend borrowed my copy of TB8 in AUGUST and she still hasn't finished it, and I saw her with it and she's f***ing ruining it. I'm so mad. I think I'll just take it away from her, because she's always like, "I don't have time to read it." I don't have time, but she always makes me return things after a week, plus I don't ruin her out of print books, I don't even ruin her in print books.

Why is it so cold? raoawr

I tried to act mature from 4th through 7th grade, and then I gave up.

[SF]

-Darn you Pan
-Were we ever best friends in the first place???
-I will beat you someday, but right now I have a whole load of crap to do/deal with, so I'll let you bask in your glory for a little while
-Good job
-Now I have to go edit my sig
-I'm in a pretty crappy/good mood.... sorta confusing I know
-Lets just leave it at I saw my ex today and he was flirting with me again

[Charles Vane]

I don't think I said we were best friends. But I say stuff sometimes.
Lost annoys me but the people on it are too pretty.
I think I've got government covered.
My day off was nice.

[A. the Returned]

-I'm sore.
-All my muscles hurt.
-Last night at training we just did lots of weird stuff and now it's coming back to bite me.
-I had solo training tonight.
-I'm now finished my routine.
-I love it.
-It's all cool and batman.
-Tommorrow is state team trials.
-*excited*
-I'm taking it easy at school tommorrow cos I'm going to need my muscles to be nice and refreshed.
-Well that means I get to slack off in dance.
-Yzay
-I just realised how boring my life is.
-I finished an essay today.
-It involved me drawing symbolism where the director didn't intend it.
-Oh well.
-I have nothing else to say.
-Nope.
-That's it then.

[Dante]

-There were a bunch of things in Pan's long post that I wanted to reply to, but now I've forgotten them all.
-Oh, I do remember one, but it's now a general point.
-I don't think I ever tried to act mature.
-I just act how I feel.
-And, judging from the other people I know, then that's pretty mature.
-But that is relative to the other people I know, and they're extremely immature.
-Occasionally, though, I do like some silliness.
-It's a break from my mostly-dull life.
-I got to go home early, but then I had quite a bit of homework.
-I had some English research to do, but a few points were unclear, so I'm going to have to ask about them.
-And I had some Economics homework about elasticity of demand, but there's some stuff I really don't understand and I'm going to have to ask about it.
-And tomorrow Mr. B. will probably be back, and he'll probably give us a pile of homework.
-So basically, today's been pretty lousy.
-I think we'll be having dinner soon.
-I keep on forgetting to eat my fruit.
-Or rather, I think to myself "I'll eat some later" and then when later arrives it turns out to be dinner-time.
-I've nearly finished my book.
-I wish my Amazon order wouldn't take so darn long.
-I strongly suspect that Amazon.co.uk doesn't actually have a lot of items in stock in England, and it just ships them from America or Europe when they're wanted.
-So one might as well order from U.S. or one of the European Amazons, really.
-On the bright side, my English lesson was pretty good.
-There were only two people there, including myself, as everyone else had gone on a trip to London, to the Globe theatre, to see Measure for Measure.
-We mostly just talked with the teacher about the book we've been set.
-It's really fun.
-While researching some of the exams I'm doing, I found out something.
-I found out that out of a pretty good present and past range of books, plays and poetry, then I landed up with the rubbish ones.
-Isn't that just so typical?
-I swear there's a conspiracy.
-Possibly related to the Bad Peej conspiracy.
-I'm going to turn that into a meme if I get the time.
-Also, it's a crime that my school library still has HBP posters up, but doesn't have anything about B12.
-Although I doubt they even stock Snicket.
-Well, I barely ever go in there, anyway.