Q.R.V.
Formidable Foreman
Better paranoid than dead.
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Post by Q.R.V. on Jan 23, 2013 23:40:30 GMT -5
If there's nothing out there, then who could that be at this hour? If a Snicket falls in a forest and only Ellington Feint is around, does he bombinate? What's the news, Mr. Handler?
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Post by Charlie on Jan 24, 2013 1:25:11 GMT -5
Or Sherry Ann would like to know "what be a-happenin' ", and if you would consider becoming her homeslice
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Post by Dante on Jan 24, 2013 15:39:40 GMT -5
I've devised these in conjunction with Antenora: "Which master of disguise and espionage is now president of Russia?" and "Hangfire learnt his skills from which organisation with three initials?"
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Post by Skelly Craig on Jan 24, 2013 15:52:45 GMT -5
So, when are we going to compile the final list and start deciding on what to illustrate? (I'm asking this now as the influx of questions seems to have slowed down and to avoid it getting late for all the rest of the organization of this present.)
EDIT: And this is obviously not a question submission.
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Post by Christmas Chief on Jan 24, 2013 16:05:58 GMT -5
So, when are we going to compile the final list and start deciding on what to illustrate? I'd like to aim to have all submissions in by the end of the month, i.e., January 31st. However, the occasional question is still trickling in, and I'd like to allow time for those who haven't contributed to do so.
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Post by Anka on Jan 24, 2013 16:25:04 GMT -5
Why are there so many questionmarks? Should we worry about absent journalists?
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Post by allegedly bryan on Jan 24, 2013 16:40:00 GMT -5
I think it would be funny if you said "Would you like a hug now?" Unless you were going for more subtlety.
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Post by Skelly Craig on Jan 24, 2013 17:27:58 GMT -5
So, when are we going to compile the final list and start deciding on what to illustrate? I'd like to aim to have all submissions in by the end of the month, i.e., January 31st. However, the occasional question is still trickling in, and I'd like to allow time for those who haven't contributed to do so. Sure, yeah, I was just checking if there were already some plans. Good to know that there are. More question submissions: Who's afraid of the Virginian Wolfsnake?
What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
What will it take for someone to answer a rhetorical question accentuated by a rhetorical question mark؟
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Post by Lucas on Jan 24, 2013 21:44:44 GMT -5
Is this the wrong question to be asking?
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Post by Dante on Jan 25, 2013 3:17:11 GMT -5
If the sugar bowl does not contain sugar, does the Bombinating Beast not contain pepper, or salt?
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Post by Christmas Chief on Jan 25, 2013 8:23:34 GMT -5
Has ever there been another novel that so successfully put the "quest" in "question"?
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Antenora
Detriment Deleter
Fiendish Philologist
Put down that harpoon gun, in the name of these wonderful birds!
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Post by Antenora on Jan 25, 2013 14:18:33 GMT -5
Why does S. Theodora Markson support a destructive and unsustainable drilling industry?
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Post by Teleram on Jan 25, 2013 14:34:59 GMT -5
Do you like your martini shaken, or stirred?
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Post by Lucas on Jan 25, 2013 18:17:15 GMT -5
What is the name of Ellington's Father?
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Q.R.V.
Formidable Foreman
Better paranoid than dead.
Posts: 149
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Post by Q.R.V. on Jan 25, 2013 20:36:03 GMT -5
What is the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything? To be or not to be? Et tu, Ellington? Is there a right answer to a wrong question? Does this statue make me look fat?
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