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Daniel Handler's Birthday - CLOSED Jan 25, 2013 21:43:56 GMT -5

Post by Charlie on Jan 25, 2013 21:43:56 GMT -5

nm u?
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Tryina Denouement Corrupt Concierge I'm an author, huh! Posts: 4,505 Likes: 385	Daniel Handler's Birthday - CLOSED Jan 26, 2013 1:11:58 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tryina Denouement on Jan 26, 2013 1:11:58 GMT -5 ~~Do you believe there is a DKNIL?~~ Is there an Indonesian branch of V.F.D?
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B. Awful Administrator Queen Bee It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me. Posts: 7,770 Likes: 3,662	Daniel Handler's Birthday - CLOSED Jan 26, 2013 4:07:30 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by B. on Jan 26, 2013 4:07:30 GMT -5 Jan 25, 2013 21:43:56 GMT -5 Charlie said: nm u? Yes please. Is it irrational to be afraid of the dark?

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penne Definitely Doomed poor old dirty little dog-size horse Posts: 5,522 Likes: 2,438	Daniel Handler's Birthday - CLOSED Jan 26, 2013 17:04:22 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by penne on Jan 26, 2013 17:04:22 GMT -5 Uh... should all these questions make sense to me? I don't get most of the questions in this thread. It's probably because I haven't read WCTBATH yet. Or maybe you all know much more about DH than I do.
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Teleram Miserable Mariner Tied for Most Notorious with Pandora in 2014. Posts: 3,023 Likes: 631	Daniel Handler's Birthday - CLOSED Jan 26, 2013 17:11:00 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Teleram on Jan 26, 2013 17:11:00 GMT -5 Jan 26, 2013 17:04:22 GMT -5 penne said: I don't get most of the questions in this thread. It's probably because I haven't read WCTBATH yet. Don't worry, you're not the only one here.

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Daniel Handler's Birthday - CLOSED Jan 26, 2013 20:08:11 GMT -5

Post by Skelly Craig on Jan 26, 2013 20:08:11 GMT -5

Jan 26, 2013 17:04:22 GMT -5 penne said:

It's probably because I haven't read WCTBATH yet.

I think that's the reason, F.D. I think I understood all of the submitted questions except for Dante's last two (the first question refers to DH's home, which is a big old gothic mansion in San Francisco, in some way, I don't know in what way though; and the second one is probably some extremely sophisticated literary reference), and many, if not most, refer to WCTBATH. What's stopping you from reading it?

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penne Definitely Doomed poor old dirty little dog-size horse Posts: 5,522 Likes: 2,438	Daniel Handler's Birthday - CLOSED Jan 26, 2013 20:21:34 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by penne on Jan 26, 2013 20:21:34 GMT -5 I'm not quite sure if it's out here yet- if it is, I can't find it in the bookstore.
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Skelly Craig Definitely Doomed Crunchy Posts: 7,403 Likes: 3,473	Daniel Handler's Birthday - CLOSED Jan 26, 2013 20:28:58 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Skelly Craig on Jan 26, 2013 20:28:58 GMT -5 I recommend purchasing it (online, if possible - if not, maybe at the bookstore).

penne Definitely Doomed poor old dirty little dog-size horse Posts: 5,522 Likes: 2,438	Daniel Handler's Birthday - CLOSED Jan 26, 2013 20:55:40 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by penne on Jan 26, 2013 20:55:40 GMT -5 Yeah, I think every member of 667 Dark Avenue would recommend that haha
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Tryina Denouement Corrupt Concierge I'm an author, huh! Posts: 4,505 Likes: 385	Daniel Handler's Birthday - CLOSED Jan 26, 2013 23:40:23 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Tryina Denouement on Jan 26, 2013 23:40:23 GMT -5 Jan 26, 2013 20:55:40 GMT -5 penne said: Yeah, I think every member of 667 Dark Avenue would recommend that haha Yeah, that would work.
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Daniel Handler's Birthday - CLOSED Jan 27, 2013 3:26:06 GMT -5

Post by Dante on Jan 27, 2013 3:26:06 GMT -5

I think that the seeming inaccessibility of many of the questions is part of the joke which this project relies upon, but you wouldn't be wrong to identify some of the references as things designed for Handler to get which other people might not.

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Christmas Chief Corrupt Concierge tot Posts: 4,193 Likes: 729	Daniel Handler's Birthday - CLOSED Jan 27, 2013 8:06:24 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Christmas Chief on Jan 27, 2013 8:06:24 GMT -5 Jan 26, 2013 20:21:34 GMT -5 penne said: I'm not quite sure if it's out here yet- if it is, I can't find it in the bookstore. I thought we settled this? Also, five more days, everyone!
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