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Post by trish on May 26, 2004 20:10:29 GMT -5
Best Ways To Get Detention From Snape 1. Ask him every five minutes what potion the class is working on. 2. Walk up to him and hum the theme song from Happy Days whilst doing a little dance. 3. Send him a valentine with little pink heart confetti 4. Say, "Want fries with that?" Every time he asks you a question. 5. Loudly yell, "Hey Snapey baby, you left your panties in my room last night!!!" (Note: This could also get you killed) 6. Ask him to play strip poker. 7. Say, "You look eerily like that Sirius Black guy from Azkaban, are you two brothers or just best friends?" 8. Say, "My owl applied for the DADA position, and is far more likely than you to recieve it." 9. Put an, 'If You Hate Me, Grab My Ass' sign on his back. 10. In the middle of his class jump up on your seat and scream "I WISH I WAS AN OSCAR MEYER WEINER!" Then sit down and act like nothing happened. 11. Hold an Inter-House Garlic-Bread Baking Competition in his classroom. 12. Raise your hand and when he calls on you say "I saved money on my car insurance by switching to Geico." 13. [Insert your own here] Heehee, go on and make up your own. |
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Post by Nate2632 on May 27, 2004 18:04:05 GMT -5
stick a wand up dracos butt. lol. im so gross.
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Post by GaryBaudelaire on May 27, 2004 18:58:19 GMT -5
Everyone time he grabs his spoon in the great hall scream and run away...
Call your quill Snapey.
Ask for his autograph
I have more. A website that I know has a big list.
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Post by SnicketFires on May 27, 2004 20:58:26 GMT -5
Best Ways To Get Detention From Snape 6. Ask him to play strip happy days game. FIXED that for you. Best Ways To Get Detention From Snape 9. Put an, 'If You Hate Me, Grab My Ass' sign on his back. I love it! |
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Post by trish on May 27, 2004 21:57:25 GMT -5
That one was my favorite, too. XD What website did you go to, Gary? I made up a few of mine, and then a few came from crazyforpotter.com or something like that... |
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Post by SnicketFires on May 28, 2004 18:57:19 GMT -5
Flip Snape upsidedown and laugh at his underwear....it worked for James...
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Post by trish on May 28, 2004 19:23:31 GMT -5
Kiss him on the lips and tell him you love him.
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Post by songbird11989 on May 29, 2004 13:22:58 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Make your potion super perfect so he expects you cheated
Practice on a boggart in front of him
Wear a fake (giant) nose to class[/glow]
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Post by trish on May 29, 2004 14:23:55 GMT -5
When he yells at you, tell him Jesus loves him.  |
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Post by MambaduMal on May 29, 2004 20:26:14 GMT -5
Tell him that he looks like Angelina Jolie.
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Post by songbird11989 on May 29, 2004 20:28:46 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Make him fall asleep, and while he's knocked out put his hair in cornrows[/glow]
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Post by GaryBaudelaire on May 29, 2004 23:09:43 GMT -5
That one was my favorite, too. XD What website did you go to, Gary? I made up a few of mine, and then a few came from crazyforpotter.com or something like that... . Go to Zonko's. You'll know it when you see it. It's not how to get detention from Snape, though... |
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Post by trish on May 30, 2004 1:08:20 GMT -5
First, slip him some Veritaserum, the ask him all sorts of personal things.
"When was the last time you washed your hair?"
"When was the last time you had sex?"
"What kind of underwear do you wear?" (even though we already know the answer to that, thanks to James XD)
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Post by songbird11989 on May 30, 2004 12:55:18 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Force him to go on Extreme Makeover
Convince a fellow student to propose to him, and then cry hysterically when he refuses[/glow]
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Post by SnicketFires on May 30, 2004 18:32:03 GMT -5
Strangle Snape with two pairs of socks. Then, at his funeral, throw Nifflers into his coffin.
I don't think I found it, Gary.
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