Best Ways To Get Detention From Snape

crystal Pessimistic Professor Posts: 285	Best Ways To Get Detention From Snape Jun 20, 2004 18:12:01 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by crystal on Jun 20, 2004 18:12:01 GMT -5 Nate2632 said: Just don't go to his class for the whole year. Kewl! But then he would probably hunt you down...
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songbird11989 Guest	Best Ways To Get Detention From Snape Jun 20, 2004 22:10:26 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by songbird11989 on Jun 20, 2004 22:10:26 GMT -5 [glow=purple,2,300] Inform the nurse (i forgot her name) that Snape could have colon cancer and insist that he gets it tested[/glow]

crystal Pessimistic Professor Posts: 285	Best Ways To Get Detention From Snape Jun 21, 2004 0:28:10 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by crystal on Jun 21, 2004 0:28:10 GMT -5 Madam Pompfrey?(sp )
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songbird11989 Guest	Best Ways To Get Detention From Snape Jun 21, 2004 12:54:56 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by songbird11989 on Jun 21, 2004 12:54:56 GMT -5 [glow=purple,2,300]Set up a lemonade stand...when he wants to buy tell him that he can't because his nose is too big the cup will get stuck to his face[/glow]

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Best Ways To Get Detention From Snape Jun 21, 2004 14:25:01 GMT -5

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Post by Amphagorey on Jun 21, 2004 14:25:01 GMT -5

Scar said:

Kiss him on the lips and tell him you love him.

I wish.

Tell him that with a little make-up and a new personality he would be the new James Potter.

Insist that he has a crush on Professor Trewlawny, and when he denies reply " That's not what you said last night!!"

Sing the following:
S is for snazzy, as in something he's not
N is for nauseous like fungus and rot
A is for amazing at potions and yelling
P is for punishments which we're constantly getting
and E is for everyone who hates you a ton!
By the way, Harry Potter turned out to be your soooooonnnn!

songbird11989 Guest	Best Ways To Get Detention From Snape Jun 22, 2004 10:37:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by songbird11989 on Jun 22, 2004 10:37:39 GMT -5 [glow=purple,2,300]Serenade him with the song "Truly Madly Deeply" as you walk into class each day[/glow]

Luna Xenial Xylophone Splenetic Surgeon not all who wander are lost Posts: 2,624	Best Ways To Get Detention From Snape Jun 22, 2004 14:02:53 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Luna on Jun 22, 2004 14:02:53 GMT -5 insist that he is destined to marry umbridge give him a love potion and make him fall in love with mcgonagall
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songbird11989 Guest	Best Ways To Get Detention From Snape Jun 22, 2004 18:56:35 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by songbird11989 on Jun 22, 2004 18:56:35 GMT -5 [glow=blue,2,300]Put a giant vat full of onions, sauerkraut, and pickles in the classroom...and come to class with garlic breath[/glow]

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songbird11989 Guest	Best Ways To Get Detention From Snape Jun 28, 2004 19:14:20 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by songbird11989 on Jun 28, 2004 19:14:20 GMT -5 [glow=yellow,2,300]Draw dots on your face and tell him you're sick..and when he doesnt believe you throw a fit[/glow]

Freckles Xenial Xylophone Splenetic Surgeon Sunshin in the rain Posts: 2,029	Best Ways To Get Detention From Snape Jun 28, 2004 19:17:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Freckles on Jun 28, 2004 19:17:47 GMT -5 [glow=maroon,2,300]Tell him he can never give you detention.[/glow]
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songbird11989 Guest	Best Ways To Get Detention From Snape Jun 28, 2004 19:20:36 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by songbird11989 on Jun 28, 2004 19:20:36 GMT -5 [glow=yellow,2,300]Dance and sing whenever you walk into class, make a potion, correctly answer a question and leave the class[/glow]

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faramir1994 Guest	Best Ways To Get Detention From Snape Jun 28, 2004 20:19:25 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by faramir1994 on Jun 28, 2004 20:19:25 GMT -5 Bother him so much that his head explodes.

songbird11989 Guest	Best Ways To Get Detention From Snape Jun 29, 2004 21:06:55 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by songbird11989 on Jun 29, 2004 21:06:55 GMT -5 [glow=yellow,2,300]Play a video game in his class (the HP game of course) and point out how ugly they make him look [/glow]

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