Best Ways To Get Detention From Snape

[trish]

Shoot paperwads at the back of his head, and then when he turns around, look away and whistle innocently.

[songbird11989]

[glow=red,2,300]tell him a knock knock joke [/glow]

[SnicketFires]

When he tells you a page in your book, flip to it one by one.

[MambaduMal]

Tell Professor Trelawney that Snape's in love with her. Then watch as she endlessly pursues him.

[GaryBaudelaire]

Tell him that Dumbledore fancies him

[Addieor]

Anounce that you love him in the Great Hall in front of everyone.

Scatter rose petals everywhere he goes.

[GaryBaudelaire]

Call him Snivellus. When he's in the Great Hall, go up next to him and say, "Who wants to see me take of Snivellus' pants?"

[crystal]

Shenzi said:

Best Ways To Get Detention From Snape

1. Ask him every five minutes what potion the class is working on.
2. Walk up to him and hum the theme song from Happy Days whilst doing a little dance.
3. Send him a valentine with little pink heart confetti
4. Say, "Want fries with that?" Every time he asks you a question.
5. Loudly yell, "Hey Snapey baby, you left your panties in my room last night!!!" (Note: This could also get you killed)
6. Ask him to play strip poker.
7. Say, "You look eerily like that Sirius Black guy from Azkaban, are you two brothers or just best friends?"
8. Say, "My owl applied for the DADA position, and is far more likely than you to recieve it."
9. Put an, 'If You Hate Me, Grab My Ass' sign on his back.
10. In the middle of his class jump up on your seat and scream "I WISH I WAS AN OSCAR MEYER WEINER!" Then sit down and act like nothing happened.
11. Hold an Inter-House Garlic-Bread Baking Competition in his classroom.
12. Raise your hand and when he calls on you say "I saved money on my car insurance by switching to Geico."
13. [Insert your own here]



Heehee, go on and make up your own.

Funny!! I especially like numbers 9, 10, &12

[crystal]

Gohan said:

Tell him that Dumbledore fancies him

ookaayyy...that's a little disturbing...

If he asks you a question, you say, "Can I use one of my lifelines?" If he says yes(unlikely), then you say, "Yeah, uh, I'd like to phone a friend." and then call someone in Tokyo and have a heated argument over who is right.
If he says no(most likely), then you shoot a dart at his head, and run away as fast as possible...

[songbird11989]

[glow=red,2,300]Make the Death Eaters throw him a surprise party and a parade[/glow]

[crystal]

How?

[No One Mourns the Wicked]

Immortally said:

[glow=red,2,300]Make the Death Eaters throw him a surprise party and a parade[/glow]

LOL!! *wipes tear out of eye*

[trish]

crystal said:

Funny!! I especially like numbers 9, 10, &12

Thanks! Those were my favorites, too.

[songbird11989]

[glow=red,2,300]Play the Star Wars theme song on a kazoo[/glow]

[Nate2632]

Just don't go to his class for the whole year.