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Post by GaryBaudelaire on May 30, 2004 18:32:48 GMT -5
Owl him long & detailed accounts of your summer.
Bake him a cake.
Anytime he catches your eye, wink at him.
Call him Severus
Ask him if he fears sunlight, or is he just naturally pale.
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Post by negativenine on May 30, 2004 18:35:32 GMT -5
Better, call him Sevvie.
Or make flirtatious noises as he walks by.
Then again, that would probably STOP you from getting detention, because he'd want to scream and run away and never be near you again. I wish *I* had detention with Snape... *sigh*
E-nough. I'm done. Sorry.
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Post by songbird11989 on May 31, 2004 12:56:32 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Flirt with Malfoy[/glow]
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Post by GaryBaudelaire on Jun 1, 2004 13:52:44 GMT -5
Ask him if he thinks Harry looks nice in those robes... Lol... That sounds wrong coming from me!!
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Post by trish on Jun 1, 2004 16:16:04 GMT -5
Ask him, "Did you apply for the DADA position again? Do you think Dumbledore will refuse you, again?"
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Post by No One Mourns the Wicked on Jun 1, 2004 19:10:38 GMT -5
During the middle of his class, run and jump on his desk and start riverdancing, then say he made you do it, and sit down.
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Post by SnicketFires on Jun 1, 2004 20:47:25 GMT -5
*chokes with laughter*
Bump into him every time he passes by. Then whisper something scandelous when he glares at you.
Parade the contents of his desk in front of the class.
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Post by Nate2632 on Jun 1, 2004 22:00:15 GMT -5
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Post by trish on Jun 1, 2004 23:59:43 GMT -5
Is that Bothering Snape by any chance?
I love that thingy...It makes me crack up everytime I see it. Hahaha...
I love the riverdancing thing, so. Funny!
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Post by Nate2632 on Jun 2, 2004 18:34:38 GMT -5
Is that Bothering Snape by any chance? I love that thingy...It makes me crack up everytime I see it. Hahaha... I love the riverdancing thing, so. Funny! yes it is, isn't it grand?
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Post by trish on Jun 2, 2004 19:09:11 GMT -5
Yes, it really is funny! Even though it doesn't make much sense, Heehee.
Ask, "Can you hear me now?!" Every five seconds or so.
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Post by SnicketFires on Jun 2, 2004 21:43:00 GMT -5
Manage to break several things in his face in a span of minutes, and then try to convince him that it wasn't you.
Wave your wand around like a baton until it somehow gets lodged up someones nose. Or other openings.
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Post by GaryBaudelaire on Jun 3, 2004 12:49:35 GMT -5
Give him a fluffy pink dress, tell him to put it on. "It's for a good cause. I get good money off of the internet!!"
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Post by xangelkimzx on Jun 3, 2004 14:33:24 GMT -5
BEST ways:
Tell him he needs to wash and blow dry his hair.
Scream that you don't wanna be eaten by the Halu-Palu monster in his cupboard
Tell Hermione she's clever when he takes the piss outta her
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Post by amyshomegirl88 on Jun 3, 2004 19:56:34 GMT -5
Give a long, frustrated speech about how no one understands poor Harry
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