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Post by thistledown on Nov 5, 2006 15:49:05 GMT -5
Professor McGonnagal: Omigawd--*lets hair loose and shakes it* don't I look like a hawtt supermodel when I do this?
Dumbledore: *makes cat calls*
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Post by beatriceblake on Nov 6, 2006 11:36:46 GMT -5
Hermione: I'll go and save Ron Harry instead of you because women's liberation has happened and now people realise women aren't just cautious and studious but capable of bravery and taking the lead. Oh and he's my boyfriend so why don't you go date Malfoy whom many fanfic writers suspect you fancy particularly after your Draco fixation in HBP?
Also screw House elves.
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Post by Brownie on Nov 6, 2006 20:35:02 GMT -5
Hemione: I'm smarter and prettier than y'all!
Harry: I'm kooler than you!
Hermione: NEVARR!
-bigpiratefight-
I'm board.
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Post by Dale Thomas Luck on Jan 14, 2007 13:35:26 GMT -5
I have a few:
Dumbledore: I can't help you this time, Harry.
*after waking up*
Harry: Ah, what a perfect sleep! My head feels great!
Voldemort: You have now got three choices, Harry: Firstly, bow down to me and be my slave for eternity. Secondly, die painfully and slowly and watch the memories of all you've ever loved pass through your eyes. And lastly, bake me some chocolate-chip cookies and buy me a nose-job!
Yes, I know, not the best, but it's all I can think of at the moment.
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Post by snicketgirl104 on Jan 15, 2007 20:41:04 GMT -5
Snape:Harry, you get full marks today even though your potion is absoulutly horrible. Malfoy, you get a zero even though your potion is perfect.
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Post by M on Jan 16, 2007 22:17:53 GMT -5
Any character who isn't harry: Stop trying to save the world, you idiot.
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Post by idiotj on Jan 25, 2007 19:09:06 GMT -5
Narrator: Harry Potter was a tall, well-built African American teenage boy. He lived with his adoptive parents, an interracial homosexual couple, who sent him to Bible camp every summer.
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Feb 5, 2007 16:46:43 GMT -5
Snape: It's true. I really am evil, despite all fan fic writers portraying me as truly on the right side. I really would never fall in love with Harry, Draco, Hermione, or any other student. I am not gay. I do not have any relationship I care about with any other living human. That's just the truth, and you'll just have to deal with it. Stop making me out to be some noble caring pedophile. I really just rape my fan girls and spend the rest of my time with my dead frogs.
(I just smashed my every hope and dream....)
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Post by Charles Vane on Feb 6, 2007 17:06:52 GMT -5
Narrator: Harry Potter was a tall, well-built African American teenage boy. He lived with his adoptive parents, an interracial homosexual couple, who sent him to Bible camp every summer. I love everything that you choose to be. |
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Post by orphansrgreat on Feb 7, 2007 14:43:22 GMT -5
I have a few: Dumbledore: I can't help you this time, Harry. *after waking up* Harry: Ah, what a perfect sleep! My head feels great! Voldemort: You have now got three choices, Harry: Firstly, bow down to me and be my slave for eternity. Secondly, die painfully and slowly and watch the memories of all you've ever loved pass through your eyes. And lastly, bake me some chocolate-chip cookies and buy me a nose-job! Yes, I know, not the best, but it's all I can think of at the moment. OMG! NOSE JOB!? nice one.  How about? . . . Voldemort: I love albus dumbledoor and actually his secretl lover. I send him valentines and kisses in the post and Im also jelous of his kindness and power. . . and the selfless deeds. Dumbledoor: I am acyually an evil g*t whi hates harry and I am also a CANNIBALL! *eats harry* Hermione: FU*K YOU ALL! GINNY YOUR'E A REALLY STUCK UP BI*CH  IM ACTUALLY REALLY DUM BEACUSE I COPY AND PASTE OF THE INTERNET!   Harry : I wish my parents were still alive so I could kill them myself. Yeah they're quite bad. Ginny: I am not a natural redhead. IM A BLONDE! This explains many of my stupid actions! I llike the last one! |
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Post by Spymaster E on Feb 12, 2007 20:52:27 GMT -5
Hermionie: This bad grade is lowering my self-esteem.
Snape: Well, answering "choclate is hawt!1!" to the question, "What exactly is the is the difference between an animagus and a werewold?" should be lowering your self esteem to.
Draco: OMG! LOLZ! It's HARRY POTTER! Yay, you're SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hot! I'm your biggest fan! (Harry stares at him) ...gag me with a spoon! Harry LIKES me!
Dumbledore: Harry....I killed your dog by accident at the fair last year...(Darth Vader breathing)
Harry: ...so, I hated that stupid mutt.
Voldemort: (dressed in hippie clothes, holds up middle and index fingers) Peace...
Not very good....
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Post by Phoenix 4242424242424242424242 on Feb 13, 2007 1:03:34 GMT -5
J.k Rowling: Omg... it's teh Love peeps
Hermonie: Diddy twit tiddly two heheh
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Post by orphansrgreat on Feb 15, 2007 15:02:46 GMT -5
J.k Rowling: Omg... it's teh Love peeps Hermonie: Diddy twit tiddly two heheh Diddly? Ginny: I love harry for his monry LOL. He he he  |
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Feb 15, 2007 16:28:13 GMT -5
Wormtail: Harry Potter has evaded our clutches yet again, My Lord.
Voldemort: Who again? Oh yes the little one. Amazing how I have still been unable to kill a teenager... perhaps I should skip my next super villain speech and just kill him. If I were truly a successful villain, honor shouldn't be very high on my priorities should it?
Wormtail: Don't ask me sir I just make the coffee.
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Post by Spymaster E on Feb 16, 2007 14:14:32 GMT -5
Harry: I'm the best!
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IM ACTUALLY REALLY DUM BEACUSE I COPY AND PASTE OF THE INTERNET! 
