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Post by Hanna Squalor on Mar 9, 2007 16:33:12 GMT -5
Snape: Pass the marmelade. I just love marmelade. It makes my day.
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Post by Spymaster E on Mar 9, 2007 23:34:19 GMT -5
Dumbledore: Calling all MDA! (Muggle Destroyer Alaphas) Ginny: OMG! I am a total s**t! Harry: (dresses in bright pink) Draco, will you marry me? Draco:  |
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Mar 16, 2007 21:00:10 GMT -5
Draco: Damn Harry Potter! Damn him and his good hair! I will never acheive that volume.
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Mar 18, 2007 20:14:33 GMT -5
Luna: These radish earrings and butterbeer-cork necklace are so out of fashion. Time for some fancy dress robes.
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Mar 19, 2007 18:34:40 GMT -5
Pansy Parkinson :No one wears robes the way Hermione does. What a cutie.
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Mar 19, 2007 20:44:42 GMT -5
hahahaha.
Frank and Alice: Hi son we're home!
Neville: but, but, you guys were insane!
Frank: Nah we were just faking it to get out of work.
Alice: The food's good, and the service is unbelievable!
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Mar 19, 2007 20:57:12 GMT -5
Ha ha!
Dumbledore: You know I'm not in the mood for candy...
Hermione: Do you want to go to a roast the house eleves meeting?
Ron: I thought you were supporting them!
Hermione: That was before I tasted them. They're amazing with BBQ sauce.
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Post by Shelly on Apr 8, 2007 22:06:37 GMT -5
Harry: Screw Voldemort! He can do whatever he wants! *joins the Death Eaters*
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Apr 11, 2007 20:31:00 GMT -5
Sirius: *walks out from veil looking windswept*
Man, you would not believe the wind back there....
Snape: OMGOSH SIRIUS AND REMUS LET'S BE FRIENDS.
*offers friendship rings*
Dumbledore: Only hatred and anger will defeat our enemies... *Grabs pitchfork*
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Post by Shelly on Apr 14, 2007 21:07:19 GMT -5
Umbridge: *adopts Harry*
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Post by orphansrgreat on Apr 15, 2007 9:22:44 GMT -5
Harry: adopts Umbridge
Malfoy: Potter, how can I say this.......... I hate you.
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Post by Spymaster E on Apr 22, 2007 20:52:37 GMT -5
Cho: (to Harry) I love you. You're way hotter than Cedric.
Proffessor McGonigal: Whahoo! Brilliant 50 foot dive to catch that remembrall Harry!
Snape: We should really expell that prat Draco Malfoy.
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Post by leroyniklaus on Apr 23, 2007 3:35:09 GMT -5
Snape: HERMIONE GRANGER! THAT IS NOT THE APPROPRITE USE OF YOUR LUBRICANT POTION AND STIRRING STICK!
McGonagall: Harry, pass me my skimpy costume, please.
Malfoy, after points have been taken of Griffindoor: BURN!!!
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Post by Shelly on Apr 25, 2007 20:36:45 GMT -5
Sirius: I don't mind that you betrayed me, Wormtail. I'm still your friend! *hugs*
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Post by Spymaster E on Apr 27, 2007 12:53:05 GMT -5
Harry: Guys, I can't do this without you. (A/N: I can use asterticks (I know that's not spelt right) as censors here, right? I've seen otheres do it) Harry: Hermionie, you're right, Ginny is a total b**ch. You're way hotter. Let's get married. Hermionie: But we're only 16! Ron: I have a secret to tell you Hermionie. HErmionie: *hopeful smile* *cheesy romatic music plays* ROn: I...I... Hermionie:  *cheesy romantic music approches climax* ROn: I'm in love with Victor Krum! He is so hawt!1!1! *bust**rap disc noise* HErmionie: D: *stabs Ron and he dies* Voldemort: I'm thinking about...how can I put this properly...becoming a woman. After all my parents wanted a girl and if I'd been one I wouldn't have been thrown in that orphanage. Draco: Dumbledore is the best thing that's happened to this school. Lucius: No. Harry Potter is. And that actor who plays him is hawt! Daniel Radcliff: O.O Pedophile alert! (I hope that wasn't to off-color) Harry: I think I'm gay. Draco: *gasps* Don't succumb Harry, resist those crazy shippers! HArry: You're hot! Draco: Don't let them do this toyou! It's a trap! Focus, Harry! FOCUS! Harry: I'm free this saturday! JK Rowling: Another falls...*looks over at triumphant Draco/Harry shippers celebrating with Dumbledore/Voldemort shippers (No offense to those who ship these. Nothing against them except for the latter) Ginny: I'm thinking about becoming a blonde Neville: Take this, you evil (censored)! *kills VOldemort, saves world* Hagrid: *sees baby cartoon Dragon* AHHHH! IT'S HORRIBLE! GET IT AWAY! I WANT MY MOMMY! *runs away screaming girlishly* |
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