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Post by Spymaster E on Oct 22, 2006 13:48:40 GMT -5
Remeber the ASOUE thread for this? This is the same thing but with Harry Potter characters. The rules are the same, post things that they would never say in HP canon and doesn't violate an Administrative Degree.
I will begin.
Voldemort: I love pink (dons robes made entirely of pink) Let's give you a MAKEOVERRR, Lucious.
Lucious Malfoy: (points and at himself) Avada Kadavra! (dies)
Meh, that wasn't the best. You guys are all welcome to try. ;D
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Post by Charles Vane on Oct 22, 2006 22:02:31 GMT -5
Sirius: I am not madly in love with Remus.
Remus: And I'm not madly in love with you either. I think Tonks is quite pretty.
Sirius and Remus: *aren't making out*
... I'm sorry for being so predictable. I really am. It kills me.
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Post by douglasadams on Oct 22, 2006 23:51:31 GMT -5
[glow=orange,2,300]Something not cheesy/stupid.[/glow]
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Post by Spymaster E on Oct 23, 2006 9:46:20 GMT -5
Sirius: I am not madly in love with Remus. Remus: And I'm not madly in love with you either. I think Tonks is quite pretty. Sirius and Remus: *aren't making out* ... I'm sorry for being so predictable. I really am. It kills me. It's okay. The first posts are usually not that great. Hermionie: (throws her homework in the bin) You teachers all suck! I going out to become a death eater! (leaves school) Ron: (sees Hermionie walk away) Man, who can be my sex partner now?" Harry:.......Luna's mine. Touch her and you die. Ron: Bring it on, Scar Boy! (They fight) Dumbledore: (singing) I like big butts and I cannot lie... McGonnigal: (walks in) O.O (walks out) Draco: Well, I am off to give my riches to the charity and help the poor. Harry: Ha! What a LO-ser!" ....I like the second one. |
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Post by Charles Vane on Oct 23, 2006 13:57:53 GMT -5
Sirius: I am not madly in love with Remus. Remus: And I'm not madly in love with you either. I think Tonks is quite pretty. Sirius and Remus: *aren't making out* ... I'm sorry for being so predictable. I really am. It kills me. It's okay. The first posts are usually not that great. I thought that was pretty great actually. |
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Post by BSam on Oct 23, 2006 17:10:55 GMT -5
Harry: Jesus Christ, I'm a c**t
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Post by Charles Vane on Oct 23, 2006 17:12:23 GMT -5
I love you.
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Post by BSam on Oct 23, 2006 17:34:20 GMT -5
*snog*
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Oct 23, 2006 20:30:35 GMT -5
Harry: *grins broadly* I'm not angry with anyone at all! Let's all just get along!
Hermione: Oh I definitely got 100 on that one.
Harry: But Hermione, aren't you always supposed to think you failed?
Hermione: Harry are you kidding me I'm the best in our year and everyone knows it. When's the last time YOU got full marks? That's right, I'm the greatest!
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Post by Spymaster E on Oct 24, 2006 11:47:41 GMT -5
Ron: OMG! I failed potions! Professor Snape will hate me!
Snape: (to Remus) You're hot.
Remus: Really?
Snape: No! (sings, "Na na na na na" in his face)
Percy: I will be a concieted prat no more! (donates his money to charity)
(End of Book Four)
Harry: Voldemnort is back!
Fudge: I believe you. Everyone knows that Dumbledore does, so we should too.
Percy: Let's throw a party for Harry.
Harry: GInny, I must tell you something.
Ginny: (hopefully) Yes.
HArry: I'm in love with Ron!
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Post by Beatlesque on Oct 30, 2006 22:11:55 GMT -5
Ron: You know something I noticed Hermione?
Hermione: What?
Ron: You're a girl!
Harry: Ron we already discussed this in book 4.
Ron: Ummm oh yeah.
Hermione: Actually you guys...
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Post by theflanur on Nov 2, 2006 18:38:25 GMT -5
Whoa ! * Falls over a chair*
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Post by Spymaster E on Nov 3, 2006 19:37:37 GMT -5
Welcome to 667 Dark Avenue, "theflanur". What is your entry? My most recent one is: Voldemort: I. Love. To. BELLYDANCE! Ginny: OMG! I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO perfect! Bow down to me for a I am the Queen B**ch of Hogwarts! Ron: I'd rather eat Crabbe's toenails. Ginny: KILL HIM! Hermionie: Yes, my queen. (kills Ron) Harry: I forgot to mention that I am in love with Dudley. Ron:  What!? Snape: All right dawgies! Let's party and trash this classroom. Terrible, I know. |
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Post by theflanur on Nov 3, 2006 22:03:47 GMT -5
Malfoy: Ooo! Where's Harry? I'm his GREATEST Fan!
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Post by spotlightqueen on Nov 4, 2006 1:46:35 GMT -5
Fleur: Mirrors suck! *smashes mirrors*
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What!?
