Things that the HP characters would never say

Shelly Definitely Doomed Quiglet Queen The finest of pleasures are always the unexpected ones. Posts: 11,148 Likes: 125	Things that the HP characters would never say Jul 23, 2007 21:58:20 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shelly on Jul 23, 2007 21:58:20 GMT -5 Harry: So, how to destroy this Horcrux? Dumbledore: Slap some meat on it and call the dog!
	Just the book girl.

Spymaster E Reptile Researcher Posts: 17 Likes: 1	Things that the HP characters would never say Aug 5, 2007 18:09:19 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Spymaster E on Aug 5, 2007 18:09:19 GMT -5 Alright, please spoiler tag all DH posts from now on, im only in chappy 13.

Shelly Definitely Doomed Quiglet Queen The finest of pleasures are always the unexpected ones. Posts: 11,148 Likes: 125	Things that the HP characters would never say Aug 5, 2007 18:47:44 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Shelly on Aug 5, 2007 18:47:44 GMT -5 Oops. Sorry!
	Just the book girl.

Grace Corrupt Concierge Olaf. Who knows where he came from? Posts: 4,697 Likes: 158	Things that the HP characters would never say Aug 5, 2007 19:41:05 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Grace on Aug 5, 2007 19:41:05 GMT -5 Sirius: No, Harry, you go save the world. I'll be here cowering. ;D
	"The world, no matter how monstrously it may be threatened, has never been known to succumb entirely." - Chas. Snicket's grandson

Spymaster E Reptile Researcher Posts: 17 Likes: 1	Things that the HP characters would never say Aug 5, 2007 19:58:32 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Spymaster E on Aug 5, 2007 19:58:32 GMT -5 Voldemort: HALF-BLOOD RIGHTS NOW!

Dear Dairy Xenial Xylophone Old Broad Extraordinaire Posts: 2,303 Likes: 17	Things that the HP characters would never say Aug 6, 2007 19:43:10 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dear Dairy on Aug 6, 2007 19:43:10 GMT -5 DH spoiler below: Molly Weasley: Bellatrix, you BI ------- Oh, wait --- she said* that!*
	Last Edit: Aug 6, 2007 19:49:14 GMT -5 by Dear Dairy Nuh-uh.

idiotj Guest	Things that the HP characters would never say Aug 6, 2007 20:06:16 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by idiotj on Aug 6, 2007 20:06:16 GMT -5 jamesquagmire said: Alright, please spoiler tag all DH posts from now on, im only in chappy 13. Snape kills Dumbledore.

Dear Dairy Xenial Xylophone Old Broad Extraordinaire Posts: 2,303 Likes: 17	Things that the HP characters would never say Aug 6, 2007 20:56:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dear Dairy on Aug 6, 2007 20:56:24 GMT -5 Snape (to Dumbledore): Avada Kapasta! Dumbledore: Dude, you just turned my beard to spaghetti!
	Nuh-uh.

Triangle Eyes Definitely Doomed Posts: 10,367 Likes: 2	Things that the HP characters would never say Aug 6, 2007 21:34:56 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Triangle Eyes on Aug 6, 2007 21:34:56 GMT -5 jamesquagmire said: Alright, please spoiler tag all DH posts from now on, im only in chappy 13. I don't think you have the authority to tell anyone that.
	^Support Reforestation For Free^ Support Al Gore's Call For 100% Clean, Renewable Energy In The United States By 2018, Sign The Petition!

Mrs.Voldemort Reptile Researcher Posts: 49	Things that the HP characters would never say Dec 30, 2007 19:48:13 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mrs.Voldemort on Dec 30, 2007 19:48:13 GMT -5 idiotj said: jamesquagmire said: Alright, please spoiler tag all DH posts from now on, im only in chappy 13. Snape kills Dumbledore. Thats in Half Blood Prince.. NOT Deathly Hallows..
	[glow=green,2,300]"I Can Touch You NOW!" -Voldy[/glow] [glow=blue,2,300]"You will lose EVERYTHING.." -Voldy[/glow] [glow=blue,2,300] Dances excitedly[/glow] [glow=green,2,300] I'm In Love With Voldemort![/glow]

Mrs.Voldemort
Reptile Researcher

Posts: 49

Things that the HP characters would never say Dec 30, 2007 20:01:01 GMT -5

Quote

Post by Mrs.Voldemort on Dec 30, 2007 20:01:01 GMT -5

In The Hall of Prophecies

Lucius: Give me the prophecy
Harry: Why?
Lucius: Because it is a pretty little ball and my son would absolutely LOVE it!! *dances around happily*
Harry: why would he love it?
Lucius: BECAUSE HE'S GAY AND IN LOVE WITH YOU! and i couldn't be happier!
*Bellatrix cries.. "my nephew is in love with the same person i am!!*

In The Ministry of Magic

Dumbledore: you shouldn't have came here tonight Tom.
Voldemort: I had to..
Dumbledore: why?
Voldemort: Because i just HAD to see Harry..

*Voldemort runs over to Harry*

Voldemort: Harry, I am in love with you.. Will you be my boyfriend?
Harry: No.. I have all the love I need from my boyfriend Draco Malfoy!!

I'm sorry this isnt the best i know!

[glow=green,2,300]"I Can Touch You NOW!"
-Voldy[/glow]

[glow=blue,2,300]"You will lose EVERYTHING.."
-Voldy[/glow]

[glow=blue,2,300]
*Dances excitedly*[/glow]

[glow=green,2,300]
I'm In Love With Voldemort![/glow]

Jacques the Environmentalist
Definitely Doomed

Exiled Eagle

????#??? ?????????+ ?

Posts: 10,564

Likes: 4

Things that the HP characters would never say Dec 31, 2007 17:38:47 GMT -5

Quote

Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Dec 31, 2007 17:38:47 GMT -5

Harry: I'm going to kill Voldemort.
Everyone else: Ok, have fun!
Harry: I will, but you know if you wanted to come and risk your lives for me I'd really appreciate it.
Everyone else: Why bother?

SAVE DARFUR [/move][/b]
www.savedarfur.org
www.earthshare.org

Mrs.Voldemort Reptile Researcher Posts: 49	Things that the HP characters would never say Jan 4, 2008 0:19:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mrs.Voldemort on Jan 4, 2008 0:19:17 GMT -5 Harry: I'm in love.. Hermione: With who? Ron: probably Cho.. Harry: no it's... I cant say... Hermione & Ron: WHO IS IT? Harry: It's... SNAPE!!! Hermione and Ron BOTH slap Harry and Leave!
	[glow=green,2,300]"I Can Touch You NOW!" -Voldy[/glow] [glow=blue,2,300]"You will lose EVERYTHING.." -Voldy[/glow] [glow=blue,2,300] Dances excitedly[/glow] [glow=green,2,300] I'm In Love With Voldemort![/glow]

Sugary Snicket Definitely Doomed "If nothing is out there, then what was that noise?" Posts: 5,848 Likes: 28	Things that the HP characters would never say Jan 5, 2008 19:14:33 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sugary Snicket on Jan 5, 2008 19:14:33 GMT -5 Voldemort: Harry... I love you. Harry: O.o faints
	I have no reason to fear the dark, for the dark does not fear me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Author/Artist formerly known as Orphaned_Hope13. The World is Quiet Here.

Mrs.Voldemort Reptile Researcher Posts: 49	Things that the HP characters would never say Jan 6, 2008 4:58:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mrs.Voldemort on Jan 6, 2008 4:58:04 GMT -5 Mrs Weasley : Are you gay Ronald? Ron: No mom.. I just think Harry is Hot. Mrs Weasley: and you dont find this strange? MrsWeasley walks out of the room..
	[glow=green,2,300]"I Can Touch You NOW!" -Voldy[/glow] [glow=blue,2,300]"You will lose EVERYTHING.." -Voldy[/glow] [glow=blue,2,300] Dances excitedly[/glow] [glow=green,2,300] I'm In Love With Voldemort![/glow]