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Post by Hermedy on Jan 25, 2009 15:31:47 GMT -5
Best match so far.
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Post by Sixteen on Jan 26, 2009 10:34:39 GMT -5
LOL
I'm so happy.
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Post by Alice Wilde on Jan 26, 2009 18:44:21 GMT -5
WRAP COULDN'T DO CRAP TO MY HP. I'M A GHOST-TYPE.
This is funlarious. I should read it more.
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Post by Rellim on Jan 27, 2009 12:46:39 GMT -5
I love you
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Post by Charles Vane on Jan 27, 2009 15:52:25 GMT -5
Pandora and Willis were so busy enjoying their victory that they didn’t notice Kobolos sneaking up behind her. Except they really did notice but they were pretending not to because seriously, they’re members of the Team Squad. We’ve gone over this.
Word.
I love the team squad and people who write the team squad in such an accurate manner.
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Post by Dear Dairy on Feb 2, 2009 22:12:50 GMT -5
Awesome! When do we get Round 2?
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Post by Hermedy on Feb 3, 2009 5:22:45 GMT -5
A couple of months ago.
I think you meant Round 3, Match 2.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2009 17:20:33 GMT -5
Round 3 Match 2
The masked fighter looked at himself in the mirror and said “I rock. Stop blushing. You know it's true.” He heard the door open and quickly slipped on his mask. Not even his teammates knew his real identity. Swans, Fancy and Rellim walked in, with new Paraguayan fighting techniques that Rellim had taught them all. Meanwhile in the other locker room, Triangle Eyes was talking about Barack Obama or her school or the environment or something else that nobody cared about. The two old ladies were baking cookies for Zaid, who was acting like a spoiled grandchild. The bell to start the match rang, and both teams went to the arena.
“Today’s match will take place on Briny Beach.” said Daniel Handler. “Lemony Snicket couldn’t be here because he’s a fictional pseudonym of mine, and therefore doesn’t exist. So I will be your sole referee.” He put the two teams on separate sides of the beach. “On the count of three, the match will start. One, two, THREE.”
Rellim was in an awkward situation. She had to fight Zaid, who was under the impression that the two were a couple and was basking in the glory of it all. The two went for a long walk on the beach together, talking about their feelings. Zaid leaned in to kiss her, but she turned her head. “Zaid, I have a boyfriend, and it’s not you. I’m sorry.” In a very non-Christian rage, Zaid grabbed her, brought her to the ocean and pushed her head under the water. He held it under until the air bubbles stopped, then flipped her over and kissed her lips. He smiled satisfied, basking in the glory one last time.
Dear Dairy and Fancy were talking about theater because apparently nobody starts out fighting in these fights anymore, they just talk until something makes them angry. Anyways, they were talking about theater until they began arguing about who should play Sweeney Todd in the production that they just planned right on the spot there. They both sang songs that Sweeney Todd sings and said some of his lines. They would add extra emphasis to their lines by throwing a punch or a roundhouse kick in. Just then, a box of razors washed up on the shore. Dear Dairy ran over to them, and took a few out. She ran over to Fancy and slit her throat with one. She was truly the better Sweeney Todd.
Swans and Gigi had a long standing rivalry that nobody really knew about. They both wanted to be 667’s most important global moderator, and when Gigi was awarded the title of Head Moderator, swans never saw 667 the same way again. Swans lunged at Gigi, knocking them both into a pile of mud. They were both upset about their dirty clothes so they took their shirts and pants off, then continued wrestling. With Gigi on top and swans on the bottom, the two started making out, then rolling all around the mud puddle. Suddenly, swans started choking and then she died instantly. The reason for this was because before the fight, Gigi put on poison lipstick like that girl from Holes just in case this fight led to her making out with one of her opponents. She was certainly well prepared.
The masked fighter realized that he was the only one of his teammates left standing, while all four of the incapacitateds were still alive. Triangle eyes wheeled over in front of him while the other three surrounded his other sides. They all charged at him, but the masked fighter was the most skilled fighter ever so he was ready for it. First he jumped in the air and kicked Zaid’s head straight off. Then he did some handsprings towards the head, picked it up and threw it at Dear Dairy with incredible force. She fell to the ground unconscious. Then he approached Gigi, picked her up over his head, and slammed her to the ground. Unfortunately he didn’t notice Triangle Eyes behind him, reaching for his mask. She snatched it off and revealed MasterKlaus247. Everybody in the audience was shocked that this little rascal was such a good fighter. He saw his hero, Tragedy, looking on proudly, and a single tear fell from both of their eyes. They shared a loving glance, before he was knocked over the head by Triangle Eyes, who took advantage of his distracted state. “The incapacitateds win” said Daniel Handler. Triangle eyes took advantage of the attentive audience and told a lame ass story about something that happened at her school. Everybody yawned.
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Post by MasterKlaus247 on Feb 11, 2009 17:29:47 GMT -5
WOAH.....I'm honored.....I never knew I was THAT strong......anyways....SO GREAT!!! But they ways you mentioned me looking at Tragedy is kinda gay. Oh and Tragedy is not really my hero.....Lemony Snicket/Daniel Handler is. Tragedy is just a good friend...i think. But overall.....you guys REALLY SHOULD BE AUTHORS!!!!
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Post by Hermedy on Feb 11, 2009 17:31:14 GMT -5
That was so cool. My favorite part is Gigi vs. swans.
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Post by Sixteen on Feb 11, 2009 18:17:31 GMT -5
Best chapter so far. I can't believe the masked fighter was MasterKlaus.
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Post by Triangle Eyes on Feb 11, 2009 18:37:16 GMT -5
I killed MasterKlaus.
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Post by MasterKlaus247 on Feb 11, 2009 18:47:55 GMT -5
It's ok.......I lived a good life.....MASTER Klaus Baudelaire 2 4 7 Bound To Die At Anytime "Live life with no series of unfortunate events." - MK Buried With Autographed Copy Of The End. FOR ALL 667ERS, LIVE LIFE WITH LEMONY.
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Post by Alice Wilde on Feb 11, 2009 21:19:46 GMT -5
This was crazy awesome.
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Post by Fancy on Feb 11, 2009 22:08:53 GMT -5
Beautiful.
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