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it's OLLIE NOT BALLIE: StOrY tImE
sOooO, my uncle gave me $30 for my birthday yesterday, and there was a $5 bill with it, so at lunch I bought some extra Pizza (I ate 6 slices) bt someone tried to take my pizza so I had too lick all of them. Apr 25, 2024 13:26:59 GMT -5

it's OLLIE NOT BALLIE: AND THEN someone asked my friend if he wanted to water fall from his pop bottle, he said ya and when he was drinking it my other friend squeezed it on him and then friend A squeezed it all over her, and then knocked her out of her chair, and when she tried Apr 25, 2024 13:27:24 GMT -5

it's OLLIE NOT BALLIE: too get up she slipped and fell and now she has bruses on her back, but the pop got all over me so I put my hoodie on and took my shirt off, but then another friend poured glitter on everyone and was screeming "AND SHE WAS A FAIRY" so my hoodie was covered Apr 25, 2024 13:27:41 GMT -5

it's OLLIE NOT BALLIE: in glitter and it was making me cough and I couldn't breath so I had too go to Hawk Haven and get a new shirt, but that shirt was hella ugly so I had to wear an ugly shirt for the rest of the day, and then, when I was eating some cereal left over from Apr 25, 2024 13:28:02 GMT -5

it's OLLIE NOT BALLIE: breakfast, the same friend came over and poured it in my cereal but I didn't want it to go to waist so I ate it anyway (she said it was edible) but in 4rth hour I threw up glitter in the bathroom so :/ and it's cold in my 5th hour and when I put on my hood Apr 25, 2024 13:35:17 GMT -5

it's OLLIE NOT BALLIE: ie, glitter got all over me again. Oh and someone got shoved against a wall in lunch and broke threw the wall and tipped the lockers over.
THANK YOU FOR COMING TOO MY TED TALK Apr 25, 2024 13:35:47 GMT -5

Reba: wtf is hawk haven Apr 25, 2024 14:00:41 GMT -5

HAL 10,000: Took me about 15 seconds to realize you were talking about actual glitter and not me Apr 25, 2024 16:14:16 GMT -5

Hego T. Tablespoon: The question is...was anyone still inside their locker before the tipping in question occured? Apr 25, 2024 16:41:38 GMT -5

B.: Is 667 just not working for anyone? Apr 27, 2024 2:27:43 GMT -5

B.: Is 667 just not working for anyone? Apr 27, 2024 2:28:00 GMT -5

B.: Is 667 just not working for anyone? Apr 27, 2024 2:29:26 GMT -5

Isadora Is a Door: yya Apr 27, 2024 2:57:34 GMT -5

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twigz: silviethefish who are youuuuuuu Apr 28, 2024 4:55:23 GMT -5

Hego T. Tablespoon: ɹǝǝʇunloʌ ɹǝƃɐǝɯ ɐ Apr 28, 2024 13:40:26 GMT -5

it's OLLIE NOT BALLIE: its so hot in my class room I can even do my work Apr 29, 2024 13:51:44 GMT -5

it's OLLIE NOT BALLIE: and my teacher isn't letting me get water Apr 29, 2024 13:51:57 GMT -5

Reba: ballie without water ? that's like chang without eng Apr 29, 2024 17:39:43 GMT -5

it's OLLIE NOT BALLIE: ik Apr 30, 2024 13:05:21 GMT -5