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Post by Cassandra's Ruins on Jan 13, 2005 23:37:42 GMT -5
Wow. I'd feel a lot better if people didn't spell Jacques, Jaques. But I suppose I still have an illusion in my name then... *hits self in head with large hardcover book* Sorry, I don't type that well and don't usually read what I just type. Perhaps a glance over. Which is why my stuff can be fun to read. Very sorry again. Your screen-name (and perhaps real name, how should I know?) is Jacques (with a c). |
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Post by Esme on Jan 14, 2005 0:09:09 GMT -5
Violet is standing a few steps ahead of her siblings making an invention to save their butts.
Klaus: *whispers to Sunny* You know, I bet Olaf would leave us alone if we tied Violet up and left her with a note that said "She's all yours" and went to the government to get name/sex changes and go into hiding...
SUnny: *Blink Blink* Neflooty (I'm in but you'll have to write the note.)
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Post by Sapphire on Jan 14, 2005 20:20:02 GMT -5
lol! Darn it! I can't think of any!! *hits head on desk*
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Jan 14, 2005 20:34:30 GMT -5
*hits self in head with large hardcover book* Sorry, I don't type that well and don't usually read what I just type. Perhaps a glance over. Which is why my stuff can be fun to read. Very sorry again. Your screen-name (and perhaps real name, how should I know?) is Jacques (with a c). Have no fear, it was just a half joke. And stop hitting yourself with that book, the only person who's allowed to self harm around here is me. <grin> And Jacques is definitely not my real name. Ok, Back on topic.... Violet: We're almost as bad as Olaf... Klaus: WHAT?!?! Violet: Yes, we're eluding the police and using disguises and acting secretly just to get ahold of a fortune. Just like Olaf. Klaus: Yes, but there's one small difference. THAT FORTUNE IS OURS! NOT OLAF'S! Violet: What?! WE HAVE A FORTUNE?! Klaus+Sunny: <facepalm> |
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Post by Cassandra's Ruins on Jan 14, 2005 20:49:39 GMT -5
Playing off Jacques again...
Violet: And besides, we all know the reason that we're better than Olaf. It's because we're the main characters and therefore what we say goes.
Klaus: What do you mean "main characters"?
Violet: This is a book series remember?
Klaus and Sunny: (just blank stares).
Lemony Snicket all of the sudden.
LS: Yes, and since this is a book sereis and I'm the author, what I say goes. And Violet, just because you said 'and therefore what we say goes,' I'm adding on two more unforetunate events.
Violet (sheepish grin): For Olaf, right?
Lemony Snicket just walks away laughing hysterically.
Okay, that paints Mr. Snicket in a bad light, so, I'm going to have to make a better one. Or just beg forgiveness from the gods of the museum. Yeah, I like that option. *goes off to beg forgiveness*
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Jan 14, 2005 20:55:31 GMT -5
Good luck in your quest for forgiveness...
Lemony: But as much as I wish I could say it were so, he was not sleeping... Wait a second I'm an author.
HE WAS SLEEPING! AND JACQUES SNICKET WOKE UP FIVE MINUTES LATER AND BEGAN HANDING OUT CUPCAKES AND ADS FOR THE LITTLEST ELF AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
<is sent to an asylum>
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Post by Cassandra's Ruins on Jan 14, 2005 21:05:23 GMT -5
Good luck in your quest for forgiveness... Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. *goes back to begging* And that's just hi-larious. |
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Jan 14, 2005 21:43:44 GMT -5
You don't have to be sarcastic.....
"Fiona: Olaf, I hate you. Fernald and I have decided to commit mutiny and maroon you on an island with female finnish pirates with nothing but a bar of soap.
Olaf: <Wimper>"
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Post by Cassandra's Ruins on Jan 14, 2005 23:27:15 GMT -5
You don't have to be sarcastic..... I wasn't. There was this show that was cancelled, and at one point, one of the characters remarks that something is "hi-larious." I was just using the word. Not trying to be sarcastic. It is funny. Jeez, perhaps I should stop talking (Well, I am recovering from laringitus, so I can't talk well, but that's not my point). I can't seem to say anything right. |
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Post by Amphagorey on Jan 15, 2005 12:23:25 GMT -5
Aunt Jospehine: Dudes, that like ain't not Count Olaf, so you all just go back to that there home. Me and this guy is talking now.
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Jan 15, 2005 20:15:38 GMT -5
Jeez, perhaps I should stop talking (Well, I am recovering from laringitus, so I can't talk well, but that's not my point). I can't seem to say anything right. eh? You can keep talking I just thought you were being sarcastic.. Sir: Could someone get me some nicorette patches? Nero: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <smashes and burns violin because his administrative assistant quit> Elder: Perhaps we should stop making rules... Lesko: HEAR HEAR! VFD mob: <grabs torches> NO MORE RULES! NO MORE RULES! Elders: uh-oh....<flee to snack hut> |
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Post by Cassandra's Ruins on Jan 15, 2005 21:04:17 GMT -5
eh? You can keep talking I just thought you were being sarcastic.. Such is typing. I guess it's just a tad harder to show how one is saying something. Let's just say nothing ever happened. And your stuff really is funny. And original. I'm walking in your shadow, just playing off yours. And now I'm quickly playing off myself. Now: Two of the Quagmires run up. Your pick. They say: Baudelaires! That's not Lemony Snicket! Sunny: Eh? Quag 1: Yeah, that's actually Olaf in disguise. Violet: Wow, he fooled us. How can one change their looks that much? Quag 2: Not sure. But I think who's creating this current dialogue isn't okay. Klaus: Obviously. Anything else? Quag 1: Well, usually right about something happens so we can't tell you something important, but since nothing's happening, we'll start talking. They group together, and whispers are heard. Violet: No, really? Wow, I think I still better beg forgiveness. |
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Jan 15, 2005 21:33:47 GMT -5
*nothing happened* Esme: I have a long holder now, get me another cigarette! Beardy: Your wish is my command. <gives another verdant flammable device> Esme: YAY! <attempts to smoke again> You idiot! These aren't cigarettes! They're verdant flammable devices! Quigley: What do you think we were trying to tell you? They're not cigarettes and they're not spinnach, what did you think they were? Beardy: How bout I make it up to you. What do you say I be your footstool for the next eon or so? Esme: Fair enough. |
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Post by GailFaroo on Jan 15, 2005 21:42:02 GMT -5
I'm not that great but...
Poe: Kids, I do not trust (Count Olaf in disguise) he is most certainly Count Olaf in disguise!
Baudelaires: Why do you always show up here?! You are so annoying.. and paranoid! You think EVERYONE is him! Besides, Count Olaf is fairly nice!
Poe: Kids, I want to help you as much as you can. Until this man is under arrest you may stay at our house and we will provide you with everything you need. In fact, we can go to town tomorrow and you pick out an out fit you want (continues helpfull suggestions)
Baudelaires: You don't give us any freedom! At least ((Count Olaf in disguise)) will!
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Jan 15, 2005 22:06:17 GMT -5
Kit: Hey guys. I'm Kit Snicket and while we're in this car together I'm not going to be mysterious but I'm going to tell you absolutely everything you've ever wanted to know!
Violet: Really?
Klaus: No.
Violet and Sunny: SHUT UP KLAUS!
Kit: Now then, where do I begin?
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