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Post by .:Hermione 2.2.4:. on Jan 16, 2005 20:52:29 GMT -5
Olaf- I love you(and mean it) (except to esme)
Violet- Inventing is a complete waste of time. I think I'll take up biting.
Klaus- I hate reading. Maybe i should start inventing things.
Sunny- Gak! (Biting is the least pleasant thing in the world. I want to read even though I don't know how.)
Esme- Drinking alchol is out, but i don't care. i would like the most alcholic beverage you have.
Olaf- I think i'll stop tormenting the baudelaires, quagmires and everyone else and start a new life.
Carmelita- i love cakesniffers!
quigley- is this a map?
-VioletIsadora*
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Jan 16, 2005 21:07:05 GMT -5
Esme: Cruelty is out!
Olaf: Don't be ridiculous, cruelty is always in
Esme: Honey you just said something cruel. FASHION POLICE!
<Fashin police arrest Olaf and everyone lives happily ever after>
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The Man Behind the Hedges
Catastrophic Captain
The sad truth is that the truth is sad. Remember that and leave me alone.
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Post by The Man Behind the Hedges on Jan 29, 2005 7:43:41 GMT -5
Esme Squalor:Oh my Olaf! Evil is out! I guess we have to break up.
Oh wait. Maybe she would say that.
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Jan 29, 2005 20:37:13 GMT -5
Olaf: I'll huff, I'll puff, and I'll BURN your house down.
Lemony: Go ahed.
Olaf: NO!!!!!!!!!! CURSE FIREPROOF MATERIAL! *nervous breakdown*
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Post by darkangel667 on Jan 30, 2005 12:09:41 GMT -5
;D Hehe. The ultimate Grimm fairy tale.
Beatrice: Lemony I love you!
Lemony: Oh sure now that I've got a wife and a kid.
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Jan 30, 2005 20:43:43 GMT -5
hahahaha.
Olaf: <sleepwalking, dumps water on lifetime supply of matches in the carmelita>
Esme: OLAF! WHAT DID YOU JUST DO!
Olaf: Arson must end!
Esme: Did you hit your head??
Olaf: NO! Well.... *thinks back to when Fiona slammed a wine bottle over his head*
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Post by CrazyGirlyCaptain on Jan 31, 2005 16:32:44 GMT -5
I don't know if this has been said but the characters in ASOUE would never say, "If we're stalks of celery......". Once again, once again I apoligize if this has been said before. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Esme Squalor:Oh my Olaf! Evil is out! I guess we have to break up. Oh wait. Maybe she would say that. Esme would definately say that if someone decided that evil was out..... |
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Jan 31, 2005 20:42:56 GMT -5
Esme: EW! A CIGARETTE! GET IT AWAY! I DON'T WANT CANCER!
Beardy: I think it's time we turned ourselves in.
Woman with no beard: Yes, we've done so many crimes the hardworking police are bound to capture us no matter how much evidence we burn...
*police station*
Police: Should we capture these notorious villains? Recent reports show them to be near an enormous hot*bell rings*
DONUT BREAK!
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Post by Alfred is Present on Apr 23, 2005 15:48:37 GMT -5
Oh. Just want to be in the fun. ;D
Man w/ Beard: Esme, Olaf. We'll demonstrate to you how to use our fireproof suits.
Woman w/out Beard: Yes. Fireproof suits.
Man w/ Beard: Hooky, get our fireproof suits.
Woman w/out Beard: Now, Partner, give me the match...
Olaf, Esme and whole troupe watching.
Esme: *can't believe what's happening* But-- -!
Woman w/out Beard: You'll all see how fireproof this is *starts to light suits*
Esme & Olaf: But-- -!
Man w/ Beard: Don't worry, Olaf. You can try this suit later.
Esme, Olaf and whole troupe except Hooky who just started turning on the gas range: No-- -!
[glow=red,2,300]FWOOSH[/glow]
Olaf: *facepalm*
Esme: It just happened that it was my pinstripe suits.
Hugo: Fernald, what are you doing
[glow=red,2,300]FWOOOSH[/glow]
Sunny: Hurrah! (It happened to be a gas range, not a salmon I should cook. I'll get salmons myself)
I know it's a bit corny. EEww.
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leo
Reptile Researcher
britain represent^
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Post by leo on Apr 23, 2005 16:18:25 GMT -5
vfder:well,young lady,have you been good to your mother?other guy:i oughta b*tch-slap you for saying that.(the two guys salute eachother)
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Post by deloverly on Apr 24, 2005 7:55:17 GMT -5
Kit: *rips off mask*: MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! I AM COUNT OLAF!!!
Sunny: Oh, sh**!
I saw this somewhere . . . I forgot where . . .
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Post by Sora on Apr 26, 2005 15:39:49 GMT -5
Klaus: Mmm these lollipops Olaf gave us are wonderful!
Violet: I wonder how many licks does it take to get to the center of this Tootie Roll Pop?
Sunny: One, Two, Minga, Olafluva, Esmetehbsta, Carmeltamybestfrienda, posajerka.......
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Post by daniellequagmire on Apr 30, 2005 15:08:59 GMT -5
Olaf:(to Sunny) Leggo my Eggo! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Olaf:(singing off tune) I BELIEVE I CAN FLY! (suddenly jumps out open window) Esme: Yay! He's gone! Now I inherit all of his money! Violet: Sorry to burst your bubble but, he doesn't have any money! Esme: Oh! Yeah! Your right......... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yeah, I know, it's lame but that's all I could think of!  |
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Post by volunteer23 on Apr 30, 2005 18:11:03 GMT -5
Lemony: "Beatrice was my sister. For some reason, she didn't like the idea of us getting married. However, that didn't stop us from pulling a Watch-Your-Mouth..." that's too hillarious! I'm still laughing! ;D Olaf: I think I'm going to give up my life of crime and join GreenPeace! Save the animals--and the orphans! |
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Post by SnicketFires on May 3, 2005 18:09:16 GMT -5
volunteer23, you double posted. I modified your posts, but I am going to have to give you an official warning. Please do not do it again. If you wish to add something to your previous message, please use the "edit" button.
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