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Post by haloman on May 4, 2005 15:00:03 GMT -5
hope nobady posted this yet
Olaf: I'm going to start an orphanedge/foster home and give all the orphans good meals everyday and candy for dessert
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POTOphan
Catastrophic Captain
It's not a question but a lesson learned in time
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Post by POTOphan on May 13, 2005 19:57:54 GMT -5
Olaf: I took a shower
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Klaus: <bursts into tears> I..I can't read
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Post by Grace on May 15, 2005 7:17:00 GMT -5
Sir: *puts out cigarette* Alright, fine! My name is John Smith...
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Post by Forlorn on May 15, 2005 11:55:14 GMT -5
Klaus: I must confess... I'm illiterate and I've never actually read any book in my whole entire life. I've only been pretending to read them .
Violet: Why invent things? Someone else will always just come up with something better in the future. I quit.
Olaf (in a tub): rubber duckie... you're the one.... you make bath time so much fun....
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Post by Sora on May 16, 2005 1:52:47 GMT -5
Klaus: I'm experincing puberty! Look at my facial hair!
Violet: Eat dirt Quigly you mongrol!
Olaf: Wow what big breasts you have
Esme: All the better to attract children with!
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Post by Dante on May 16, 2005 10:32:32 GMT -5
Sora, your post is nearing the boundary of what is acceptable. The rules apply to this thread, as they do to any other.
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on May 17, 2005 19:31:14 GMT -5
Jerome: ESME GO GET ME SOME PARSLEY SODA!
Esme: But Jerome, it's out-
Jerome: GET IT NOW!
Esme: Well I don't like to argue...
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Post by Grace on May 22, 2005 14:34:36 GMT -5
Monty: Oh Josephine...
Yes, that was strange. Another?
Klaus (vocalizing) : Ooh! Ohhh! Yeah yeah yeah!
Olaf (at the same time) : Ohh! Oooooh!
Kit (vocalizing too) : Yeah yeah yeahhhhh! Ooh!
K, O, and K (harmonizing) : Afternoon delight.
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on May 22, 2005 18:07:01 GMT -5
Kit and Quagmires: Baudelaires. We're going to tell you EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Hector: Watch out, I'm taking this self sustaining hot air mobile home DOWN.
Council of Elders: We hereby announce a rule-destroying period. We're determined to rule out all unfair and unnecessary rules.
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Post by Grace on May 27, 2005 14:55:20 GMT -5
Sunny: O.
Lemony: A word which here means, "So maybe we should stop being orphans. I'm getting kind of sick of it, you know? Violet, side with me. We can leave Klaus in the dust if we want. Let's go rob that fortune! Mr. Poe's an idiot anyway, know what I mean? He hasn't put us in the best of care, so..."
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Captain Widdershins: Oh and by the way, Jacques's brother's name is LEMONY!!!!!!!!! (see TGG)
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Violet: Klaus, Sunny, and Duncan. I've got an idea. Don't hate me, OK? I want to start a band.
Duncan: Awesome!
Violet: Did you know I play keyboard?
Sunny: Tes Murd. (drum set)
Klaus: Lead guitar! *throws off glasses* *amazing guitar solo*
Duncan: Bass...
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on May 27, 2005 18:24:54 GMT -5
Violet: I've decided to find ways to UNTIE knots instead of constantly tying them.
Klaus: Violet, can you invent me a laser eye surgery apparatus so I can get rid of these glasses?
Sunny: Hardamoh!
(which here means, I've just succeeded in scratching a diamond with my teeth proving that my teeth are harder than anything on the moh's hardness scale)
Klaus: Sunny, when did I teach you the moh's hard scale that I read about in 5 different books?
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ChilledCucumber
Catastrophic Captain
"Where there's smoke there's fire."
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Post by ChilledCucumber on May 27, 2005 18:51:59 GMT -5
Quote: "Lemony: "Beatrice was my sister. For some reason, she didn't like the idea of us getting married. However, that didn't stop us from pulling a Watch-Your-Mouth..." "
That book was so funny, yet.... how should I put it... disgusting?
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on May 27, 2005 19:06:38 GMT -5
I needta read that.
Lemony: Beatrice? Who's that?
Esme: Elevators are back in. Jerome, turn all the elevators on.
Jerome: Shut up, you change your mind too often and I just won't follow through on it.
Esme: what's wrong with you? You're arguing.
Jerome: Well ever since I entered the debate club and became the city's 6th most important debater...
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Post by Grace on May 31, 2005 14:27:13 GMT -5
Violet: Maybe we should just let Olaf get the fortune...It's not really ours anyway...it's our parents'....
Esme: Carmelita, you brat! Get your butt over there and start working! No one cares what you are, you spoiled child!
Carmelita: Yes, oh wonderful Esme.
King of Arizona: I exist!
(Sorry, I couldn't help wondering about that in TEE.)
Daniel Handler: FINE! Let me start from the beginning. Here is the timeline...
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on May 31, 2005 17:53:23 GMT -5
Lemony: This all started with me being taken away on *gives exact date* and then I happened to fall in love with a beautiful woman named Beatrice. Now you may not know who Beatrice is so let me explain....
Olaf: Count Olaf is an evil man wanted for many acounts of:
Murder, arson, child endangerment, kidnapping, obstruction of justice, and assorted atrocities. Fans of Count Olaf are evil people who should be approached with cautoin. Count Olaf happens to be nether smart nor intelligent. He is the least handsome man who has ever walked the Earth and is not talented in any way whatsoever.
Beatrice: Hi Lemony.
Lemony: *dies*
Beatrice: NOOOOOOOOO!
*grabs typewriter*
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