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Post by Jacques11 on Jun 6, 2005 18:11:14 GMT -5
Violet: Sunny can you crawl into that small, dark place for us?
Lemony: I am not a fan of small dark spaces, but Sunny was much braver than-
Sunny: Are you kidding me? *midget who plays sunny gets out of outfit* This is stupid! I just bite and make things up! I just wanted a pony. *begins to cry* Why can't I have the pony?
Klaus&Violet: *staring at each other* That's it. We quit.
Lemony: But wait a minuet! You guys have been the stars of this thing for eleven books!
Sunny (who is still out of costume): Well find a new topic.
Baudelaire's: *leave set*
Lemony: Um...once upon a time there was this guy...
Yes it was long but it demanded I type it out in it's full mispelled glory.
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Jun 7, 2005 18:21:18 GMT -5
I have to play off of yours...
Lemony: Well, we all know I'm much braver, stronger, and more resilient than the Baudelaires!
Justice Strauss: Hi kids! I'm JS! And I'm not evil, and I don't work for/with Count Olaf!
Kit: I'm sick of these gloves... They mess with my new manicure.
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Post by SF on Jun 9, 2005 13:17:43 GMT -5
Jerome Squalor, in an interview-"You know Mr.Handler... I've decided that I really enjoy arguing, and now all I can eat is salmon, o and did you know that orphans are IN... oo I love being IN!..."
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Post by Jacques11 on Jun 9, 2005 15:30:15 GMT -5
Violet, Klaus, &Sunny: Mr. Poe, Count Olaf is getting away!!
Mr. Poe: Oh no he isn't! *tackles Olaf to the ground and passes out ballons*
Volunteers Fighting Disease: Why can't we just get these people some pills, or water? This silly song is helping no one!
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Jun 9, 2005 18:30:46 GMT -5
Eleanora Poe: You IDIOT! This story is NOT accurate! Get me some absolutely true content on the double! *stalks over to where Lemony Snicket is working* EXCELLENT work Snicket! I think a promotion may be in order.
Geraldine Julienne: Esme, I don't like you anymore. Ever since you killed that crow in the village of fowl devotees I just refuse to work for you any longer....
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Post by Jacques11 on Jun 18, 2005 17:18:52 GMT -5
random Council of Elders member: hey wait a minuet. Our hats! They're funny looking! Why do we were these things?!
Fiona: What do you mean you can study mushrooms? Wow, that's news to me!
Fernald: You see these hooks? Yeah well, they're fake. Just a prop to make me seem like a freak. I actually got salmon for hands, but please don't tell any one.
Phil: Well that's it then! It's all over, we have no other options!
Aunt Josephine: *pokes a Realtor in the eyes* Take that scally wag!
Uncle Monty: You're a herpatal-what-chit?
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Jun 18, 2005 19:59:46 GMT -5
Josephine: Yeah so yesterday while I was talking on the phone, opening the door into the kitchen, turning on the heat and firing up the stove...
Sir: I need Nicorette!
Nero: I've begun taking violin lessons.
Babs: This is Babs, the head of human resources who is not going to be stunt woman and did not throw herself off a building.
Olivia: ATTENTION WORLD, I AM OLIVIA, MY FORTUNE TELLING IS FAKE, AND I DON'T CARE WHAT ANY OF YOU WANT.
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Jul 2, 2005 11:44:47 GMT -5
I just joined this sight and read though this thread. I loved it and I had to contribute...
This scenario just played out in my head randomly..
Esme and Olaf are on a romantic picnic in a park.
Esme: Are you enjoying those Baudelaire pancakes?
Olaf: Yes they're...smashing!...They're..the're...supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Esme: I hoped you would like them..*kisses him*
Jerome: *Skips over holding hands with a muscular looking biker.* Esme!Fancy meeting you here!Have you met my hubby Brutice?
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Jul 2, 2005 20:54:18 GMT -5
Flacutono: *at store with troupe* Boss, would it be alright if I invested in some rogaine?
Olaf: Absolutely not! That would take away the money for the women's white make up?
White faced women: Oh Olaf haven't you heard, white make up is out! Non make up wearers are so in!
Esme: Why on earth would you care about what's in and what's out?
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Jul 3, 2005 10:56:29 GMT -5
Advice from the ASOUE characters. Olaf: Money isnt everything Esme: Its inside that counts.Being with the latest treds isnt everything. Violet: When you think your stuck in a horrible mess and theres no way out....Your doomed. Klaus: Um...I think i may have read somthing on advie or phycolgical help...but I just don't remember...your doomed. Sunny: Plmica!- Down put that in your mouth! Its dirty! Carmelita: Don't judge people when you first meet them. Get to know them and make friends with them. Hooky: don't put your hands near a paper shredder.  Powder faced girls: Show your natural beauty. |
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Post by jemima on Jul 3, 2005 11:52:28 GMT -5
Jerome- Who says I don't like to fight? I'm actually an undercover pro wrestler and boxer! *rips shirt off and shows true identity, in which Jerome has buff muscles and has an enormous tattoo of salmon on his back and then he starts fighting with Esme in a wrestling ring*
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Jul 3, 2005 21:19:59 GMT -5
ahahahahahha.
Olaf: FIRE DEPARTMENT GET OVER HERE IMMEDIATELY! WE HAVE A MANSION ON FIRE HERE WITH CHILDREN TRAPPED INSIDE! EMERGENCY! MY THEATER TROUPE AND I ARE DOING OUR BEST TO PUT IT OUT BUT WE NEED FURTHER ASSISTANCE!
OFD: RIGHT AWAY!
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Post by lauren on Jul 3, 2005 21:31:31 GMT -5
Mr Poe- Quick everyone in my automobile, I will capture that scandalous villian, even if I have to engage in a wild car chase!
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Jul 4, 2005 21:11:07 GMT -5
Mr. Poe: *dragging shovel, pail, and wearing Bathing suit* Let's go to Briny Beach!
Sir: Wow, I sure am an idiot...
Klaus: GUYS I JUST SOLVED OUR PROBLEM!
Violet: You saved 15% on our car insurance by switching to Geico?
Klaus: No! I figured out how to pronounce Sir's real name!
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Post by Sora on Jul 6, 2005 3:22:40 GMT -5
Klaus: It's Rapture! We must throw ourselves into the hands of Olaf!
Violet: I'm bored lets watch the Simpsons
Sunny: Eata Moi shorte
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