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Post by jemima on Jul 6, 2005 16:50:53 GMT -5
Violet with a broken CD player- How do you fix this stupid thing?!?!
Klaus- Did you check the batteries?
Violet- What are batteries?
Klaus- I don't know, I just know that they go in CD players.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jul 7, 2005 15:39:47 GMT -5
LOL.
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Jul 8, 2005 23:28:47 GMT -5
Esme: Olaf the only reason I adopted Carmelta is so that I can show you how darn annoying you are somtimes!!!!
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jul 9, 2005 12:42:44 GMT -5
ANY charicter: I Like Chocolate Milk!
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jul 9, 2005 18:51:02 GMT -5
Olaf: (Twirling around in a pink dress and has curlers in his hair) I feel pretty, oh-so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and briiiight....
Actually, I'm not quite sure that he WOULDN'T say that.....
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Post by jacksonpee on Jul 15, 2005 1:39:21 GMT -5
Esme: Let's adopt the Baudelaire Orphans!
oh wait. . . .
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Jul 15, 2005 17:28:17 GMT -5
Phil: Oh this sucks! I mean really I broke a nail! thats just horrible!
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jul 19, 2005 12:03:12 GMT -5
LOL. I see that you are an Eslaf fan. Kudos.  Any Baudelaire: I love you, Olaf! (Gives Olaf big hug.) |
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Jul 19, 2005 20:19:42 GMT -5
Jerome: We got you new suits because your cloths suck...
Esme: What Jerome means is we want you to be comfortable.
Poe: I have a full day of vary important work to do..but...Oh well..Violet ,Klaus, Sunny,...I'm going to introduce you to your guardian and stay and make sure your comfortable.
Monty: Gah! Its slimy get it away!
Olaf: being in is out so I'm leaving you Esme...And I'm taking custody of Carmelita.
Beatrice: Lemony...the real reason I can't marry you is because my initials would be B.S and I can't have that sorry.
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Post by Sora on Jul 21, 2005 4:26:29 GMT -5
ROTFL That last one was good. It was a crack up.
Klaus: You know Olaf, the Boston Red Sox are up in the scores this season.
Olaf: I'm more of Mariners fan really.
Violet: Klaus I'm shocked! Why are you talking to Olaf?
Klaus: Well he's been the only male influence in my life since dad died, and I don't want to end up overly feminine by spending all my time with two girls.
Violet: I wonder what Paris Hilton would do in this situation?
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Jul 21, 2005 8:41:47 GMT -5
Violet: Why is Esme the only one who changes her clothes?
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Post by SF on Jul 22, 2005 14:42:09 GMT -5
Phil: I hate being on this STUPID, God-forsaken submarine, I mean what kind of a name is Queequeg!? I'm so sick of Captain Widdershines saying Aye! It makes me want to set him on fire. I hate being a chef, its so stupid, I have nothing to cook with! *insert negative phrase of any sort about any subject*
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Post by Jacques11 on Jul 24, 2005 14:55:09 GMT -5
Captain Widdershines: Water? I have to go near wa-water?? Count me out, I mean have you honestly taken a second to wonder what might be lurking in it? Sure we need the sugar bowl but if I have to jump into murky water to get it, I'm afraid I woun't do it.
Fiona: *Holds up a sign that reads 'I'm not a jerk!'*
Klaus: Violet what are we going to do? We are trapped in a tunnel full of explosives, and even after those blow up our remians will be water logged and forgotten for 2000 years! Then some scientist will find our bodies and we'll become famous mummies, and no one will no how we died!!
Violet: Oh come on it's not that bad.
Klaus:What?!
Violet: Well, I mean simply that there is something good in this.
Klaus: And that is...?
Violet: I just saved a whole bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
Klaus:Wow, that is good news!
Thanks to Jedi Master Jacques for the idea.
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Post by smileyman457 on Jul 24, 2005 16:41:02 GMT -5
Klaus. Violet, do you ever fell like in a past life you were a queen of England?
Violet. Um...no. Do you?
Klaus. Quite often.
Sunny. Stoop!
Which means...
Sunny. I used to be a part of an all male dance-and-cabaret act in my former life!
Esme. In sleep he sings to me...
Olaf. You bet I do!
(As Mr. Poe is taking the Buadelaires off of Briny Beach in book one.)
Mr. Poe. (singing) Clang clang clang went the trolley...ding ding ding went the bell...thump thump thump wnet my heartstrings...
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Post by darkangel667 on Jul 24, 2005 21:11:15 GMT -5
He he, I like that POTO reference.
Violet: *playing with matches*
Klaus: Dear heavens, V! What are you doing?
Violet: My early experience with fire turned me into a pyromaniac.
Klaus: I'm telling! *runs off to tell*
Count Olaf: Violet, give me those matches! Nobody should ever, under any circumstances, use fire for destruction.
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