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Post by Hanna Squalor on Jul 25, 2005 14:05:33 GMT -5
Esme: Olaf! You burnt up all my clothes in that fire!...oh well....
Olaf: Gah! My scented soaps! There gone! GONE!
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jul 25, 2005 15:11:07 GMT -5
LOL.
No clue where this scene came from:
Violet: You killed my crazy, pyromaniac cousin, Darth Vader!
DV: I didn't kill your cousin..... I AM your cousin!*pulls off mask to reveal that he is really Count Olaf*
(Bum, bum, bummmmm!!!!)
Violet: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Oh wait, I knew that.
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Post by volunteer23 on Jul 26, 2005 18:34:22 GMT -5
Olaf: Violet...I am your father!
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Post by smileyman457 on Jul 26, 2005 19:33:49 GMT -5
Esme and Olaf. (singing) all you need is love...everybody now! (Henchmen and women join in) All you need is love, love! Love is all you need... Quiqley and Violet. Amen! Violet. (To Olaf) Don't cha wish your girlfrined was hot like me? (doeas a breakdance) Mr. Poe. (singing and driving orphans, again) Clang clang clang went the trolley...ding ding ding went the bell...thump thump thump- Klaus. Went my heartstrings! Mr. Poe. Oh, Klaus! You always were my favorite! He he, I like that POTO reference. Thank you. |
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Post by Dante on Jul 27, 2005 1:23:54 GMT -5
Mask, I'm giving you a warning for double-posting. I've merged your posts; please read the rules in Alarming Announcements and Sardonic Series.
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Post by smileyman457 on Jul 27, 2005 12:06:48 GMT -5
Olaf. And, now children, I finally have you!
Klaus. (pulls out wand) AVADA KEDAVRA!
(Olaf dies)
(The Baudelaires sing and dance.)
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Post by Libitina on Jul 28, 2005 17:41:16 GMT -5
Olaf (spotting a penny on the ground): Oh look, a penny! (He picks it up.) I need to turn this into the police right away!
Violet: Get off it, fiend, I saw it first! Mwahahaha!
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Post by smileyman457 on Jul 29, 2005 12:19:09 GMT -5
Violet. Esme, you are soo pretty!
Esme. No, Violet. You are soo pretty!
Violet. No, Esme, you are soo pretty!
Esme. No no, Violet. You are soo pretty!
Olaf. NO, Esme, you are an ugly fruit cake!
Violet: Olaf, beause you are so handsome, I am giving you the key to the Baudelaire yacht, the Baudelaire car, the Baudleaire house...oh, yea. You BURNED THEM ALL DOWN!!!!!!!!
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jul 29, 2005 13:21:23 GMT -5
Lemony Snicket: And suddenly, a magical flying unicorn swooped down to rescue the children from Olaf and the children lived with it forevermore and were happy as happy could be. The End.
Capt. Widdershins: I was wrong! He or she who hesitates is NOT lost!!!!!!
Klaus: I'm going to go burn down some libraries now.
Olaf: (Accidentally burns flower while torching house) Oh no, I'm sorry, little flower!!!!! (precedes to stroke flower tenderly while crying.)
Baudelaires: Here's a little song we wrote,
you might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry,
Be happy.
Don't worry, be happy now
Olaf: (Randomly torches stuff with flamethrower) (singing.)It's a beautiful mornin'!
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Jul 29, 2005 23:05:40 GMT -5
Esme: *crying in her sleep*
Olaf* Rolls over to her* Whats wrong hunny?
Esme: "I..*sniffle*...I..miss Jerome so much! And you always leave me in my time of need!
Klaus: Violet! Please think of a way to climb up that waterfall and save Sunny!
Violet: Are you kidding?!?! It would ruin my outfit!
Olaf: why do you care so much about being in?
Esme: I see it as a signature, a flourish that sets me apart in a world of individuality.
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Post by Jacques11 on Jul 31, 2005 16:57:09 GMT -5
*Lucafont walks off a cliff and stands on thin air*
Olaf: How did you do that?
Lucafont:What?
Olaf: That!?
Lucafont: This? *Does gymnastics while juggling sparklers on a hi-wire*
Olaf: No. But that IS pretty cool.
Madem Lulu: Paranormal activity is a stupid consept! I mean, have you ever been to one of those phony fortune tellers??
Lemony Snicket: *pohotgraph* Wait! You didn't get my good side!
Mr. Ramora: Don't eat bananas kids, they are nasty! *Bites into an orange with the peel still on it* Oranges on the other hand....
Mr. Poe: *bursts into the room on a motorcycle in full leather outfit with a cigarett in his mouth*
Esme: It's the Banking Bomb! *swoons*
Mr. Poe: *winks at her* You should run sweetheart, this place is going sky high. *Dramatic music plays as he drives threw a window*
Violet, the eldest loved, housework and was very old fashioned. Klaus, the middle child, loved sports in just about any form. Sunny, the youngest, was off to a rather slow start and loved soft foods. I the author, however, could care less. For I am at a five star resort enjoying myself and kicking back.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 3, 2005 11:33:14 GMT -5
LOL.
Violet: Klaus, I know we're dangling from a cage above a vat of horseradish mixed with deadly acid and we're tied to the bars, but..... I just can't think of anything to invent.
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Aug 3, 2005 14:05:36 GMT -5
Esme (to Olaf) : Hygiene went out today. now being as filthy as possible is in so your going to need to stop this scented soap obsession of yours...*Smears dirt of face*
Jerome: i was so lonely after the baudelaires and Esme left. So I moved to this nudist colony! no one ever argues. I can see why. *runs off with girl who just walked past.*
Klaus; Violet, I read thats its legal to marry your sister in a town in Africa. Would you like to go?
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Post by Dante on Aug 3, 2005 14:42:38 GMT -5
Hatramroany, I've deleted your post. Let me remind people to keep this thread clean. There is a line which I will not see crossed.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2005 15:03:23 GMT -5
Hatramroany, I've deleted your post. Let me remind people to keep this thread clean. There is a line which I will not see crossed. sorry, wait no one word posts so i'm ranting on so it's more then one word. |
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