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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Aug 3, 2005 21:16:33 GMT -5
Lemony: And so the Baudelaires continued their endless series of fortunate events, frolicking with the littlest elf....
Hector: Guys! I've invented a new mechanism to steer the self sustaining hot air mobile home DOWN.
Duncan: We'd rather not risk our lives to help you, sorry, it's nothing personal.
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Post by Jacques11 on Aug 3, 2005 21:17:02 GMT -5
Carmelita: I joined a nunnery, because it's the right thing to do.
Kit: Just remember Baudelaire's, Olaf can't stop the rock.
Olaf: Have I shown you my *whips cloth off of a table* Oprah collection? Mwahahahahaha!
Man With no Hair but A Beard: I really need to shave.
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Aug 3, 2005 21:32:38 GMT -5
Esme: *humming and walking around Olaf's house dressed completely red with read make up spray painting walls red..*
Olaf: What are you doing to my house!Purple is in you twit....quick get some blue!
Carmelita: countie I want an oopmpa loompa nooooooww!
Violet: Can it you nit!
(Wait that would happen.....)
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 4, 2005 9:21:59 GMT -5
Klaus: I'm tired of reading, let's be Oompa-Loompas! (Spraypaints hair green and face orange.)
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Aug 4, 2005 9:34:58 GMT -5
Violet: who are you?
Violet: I'm Violet Baudegarde. got any gum?
Violet: I don't like gum since I worked in a mill that only gave out gum for lunch.
Olaf: Esme, I'm breaking up with you. do you know where i could accidentally bump into Jerome?
Powder faced girl #1: *Walking down mount fraught* Drat1 i left my white make up on the peak.
#2:Well i only have this much left...*pulled out a huge barrel*
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 4, 2005 9:37:25 GMT -5
Olaf: Okay, enough chasing after those orphans for their fortune, I'm gonna start a candyshop under the alias of Count Wonka. (Hops in jet to go to Loompaland.)
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Post by Akbar Le Grey on Aug 4, 2005 10:05:47 GMT -5
Olaf: Hello Baudelaires. *pats head*
Bauds: Hello Mr Olaf.
Olaf: Here, have some lollipops.
Bauds: Thankyou Mr. Olaf.
Olaf: Run along now, you little angels!
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Esmé: There's a limit to being in, you know.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 4, 2005 11:14:37 GMT -5
LOL.
Violet: Now, siblings, let us all randomly break into song next time we see Olaf and sing his praises!
Klaus/Sunny: Huzzah!
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Post by Akbar Le Grey on Aug 4, 2005 11:45:45 GMT -5
Violet: Greetings, siblings.
Klaus, Sunny: Greetings Violet!
Violet: Let us collect flowers and go visit our Uncle Olaf!
Klaus: And we shall bring some cake for our beloevd Aunt Esmé!
Sunny: Arglerahgen.( I'll go play with my best friend, The Littlest Elf!)
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Aug 4, 2005 11:59:54 GMT -5
Esme: I'm cutting off my nails...they were just too much...
Olaf: Thank you Finlay! i have Way to many claw marks!Look it looks like I was attacked by a crazed chipmunk!
Violet: Hey Esme, I love your dress dose it come in pink?
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Post by Editor on Aug 8, 2005 7:11:35 GMT -5
Violet: Olaf, like my sibilings are like, soooo out, lets like get married! I've like, always found you attractive.
Thank You.
*shudders*
Editor
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Post by shasha910 on Aug 8, 2005 13:56:07 GMT -5
violet 2 sunny and klaus: i'm tired of escaping and getting in to more trouble lets just settled down and live wit olaf!!
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 8, 2005 14:12:10 GMT -5
Violet: Okay, that's it! Olaf can have our fortune, let's just go hop into "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" and live there!
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Post by Editor on Aug 8, 2005 16:16:38 GMT -5
Very Freaky Damsel,
That Rocks!
Thank You.
Editor
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Aug 8, 2005 17:33:36 GMT -5
Esme: You know, Jerome was a hottie....I can't remember why I left him...
Olaf: Hey!you used to say that about me!
Esme: That was before you shaved your eyebrow!
Olaf:you told me to!
Esme: That was before i knew it would look like that!
Olaf: But eyes brows are out!
Esme: I don't care grow it back!
Olaf: I was doing it for you.....
Esme: How many times have I told you I only love you for the massive amounts of money you are going to make.
Olaf: *starts crying* Fine..then I'm not writing anymore love notes or or...covering you up with blankets when you fall asleep or anythng....I hate you!
Olaf and Esme are in the park Olaf had something romantic plan. Olaf: Look up.
Esme*looks up* I love EGGS? *she reads*
Olaf: drat! I knew I shouldn't have given all your initials.
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