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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 10, 2005 10:55:46 GMT -5
LOL, Hanna.
Olaf: Does anyone here have an evil plan? I've exausted all of mine from A to Y.
Esme: A to Y?
Olaf: Yeah, you know, the alphabet.
Esme: What about Z?
Olaf: Z? Never thought of that..... (Check filecabinet for plan Z.) X, Y, Z! here it is! Just like you said! (Reads.) *Gasp* This is evil! And diabolical! *Sniffs* And lemon scented!
Carmelita: I have a confession..... I'm a cakesniffer, and I'm proud! *Whips out Chocolate cake.* Cake is actually very pleasent smelling. *Sniffs cake.*
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Editor
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Post by Editor on Aug 10, 2005 13:05:40 GMT -5
Lemonyfresh Lemminz,
I love chocolate cake!
Thank You.
Editor
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Post by darkangel667 on Aug 10, 2005 14:02:41 GMT -5
Random fan: Carmelita, you're a cakesniffer!
Carmelita:What?
Rf: didn't you make that word up and started to call the Baudelaire's cakesniffers?
Carmelita: No, I was calling them *insert censored words here*
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Aug 10, 2005 15:35:34 GMT -5
Olaf and Jerome are fighting over Esme. Olaf: Shes mine! Jerome: shes mine! Olaf: Shes MY girlfriend! Jerome: shes MY wife! Esme:*walks in dressed in a black evening gown. she matches both the boy's tuxes* Jerome:  Olaf: *each of them grab an arm and start pulling...she rips in half.* Olaf: Happy now? Jerome: actually yes. now we can both have her... *picks up half of Esme and walks away |
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 11, 2005 9:50:42 GMT -5
LOL.
Also, thanks, editor, for you kind words. I too enjoy the cake that is chocolate.
Anyhoo..... *ahem*
Olaf: What to do today....?
Hooky: How about we plot to steal the fortune?
Olaf: What is...... fortune?
Hooky: You know, the fortune? The one those Baudelaire kids are going to get if you don't get it first?
Olaf: What is...... Baudelaire?
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Aug 11, 2005 12:51:15 GMT -5
Jerome: I was never in love with Esme. I was just using her to make me look good.
Isadora and Fiona: We're the Klaus fan club. Its gotta be K.B!
Olaf: tickle fight!
Esme: *laughing uncontrollably.* *stops* Ow!
Hooky: sorry my bad.
Olaf: Keeps your hooks off my girlfriend.
Hooky: Sorry boss.
Olaf: Sugar pie ,hunny bear ,sweet hart ,angel darling , are you alright?
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Post by LargeManFeOrMale on Aug 12, 2005 6:29:21 GMT -5
LOL, Hanna. Olaf: Does anyone here have an evil plan? I've exausted all of mine from A to Y. Esme: A to Y? Olaf: Yeah, you know, the alphabet. Esme: What about Z? Olaf: Z? Never thought of that..... (Check filecabinet for plan Z.) X, Y, Z! here it is! Just like you said! (Reads.) *Gasp* This is evil! And diabolical! *Sniffs* And lemon scented! Plagiarism! |
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 16, 2005 10:27:25 GMT -5
I thought it was funny...... Eric, Le'Fantom did it with Phantom of the Opera lines, so I took the Spongebob path. Was it plagirism for him to do that, too?
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Post by Dante on Aug 16, 2005 10:35:02 GMT -5
Keep on-topic, please. It doesn't matter if it's plagiarism, so long as it's decent, and it's a thing that the aSoUE character in question would never say.
The exception is if you've stolen an older thing and claimed it as your own.
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Post by darkangel667 on Aug 16, 2005 14:31:15 GMT -5
Advanced Computer: You got mail!
Nero:*opens it*
Dear Nero, You are a complete idiot.
With no due respect,
the Baudelaire and Quagmire family
*deletes the mail* Well that was a complete and utter surprise.
Daniel Handler: *standing between reality and ASOUE world* Gotta keep 'em separated!
Fernald: My friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that b**ch...
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Aug 16, 2005 20:34:49 GMT -5
Someone's probably already said this but...
Fernald: I'm not a chef's salad anymore!
Fiona: Okay, whatever you say big brother sir, AYE!
Carmelita: I demand that this submarine be renamed the Olaf!
Snow scouts: Let's revolt!
Esme: I warn you I'll hit you with the tagliatelle grande!
Snow scouts: That doesn't hurt us at all. GET HER!
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Post by Jacques11 on Aug 16, 2005 21:07:35 GMT -5
Olaf: you know what? I just realized how much money I was wasting doing all this chasing! By this point I could support every single child in africa on an 80 cents a day regiem. As a matter of fact, that's what I should do!
Esme: I've decided it's time to go back to my roots. I'm going to move back in with my parents and become hippie dippie trippie! *Trips while dipping her donught in coffee* See! I'm totally on my way! Peace out man.
* Olaf watches as the henchmen who's neither a man nor a woman is brought up to him in a special case* Olaf: What are you doing?
Random Worker: We've gotta keep it moist! *sprays it with water*
Olaf: That's not a whale! That's my underling!
Lots of love to the writers of "The Critic" for my last one. Loved that show!
Violet: So I've been thinking, my hair is always getting in the way of my inventing right?
Klaus: Right.
Violet:So I thought of a really good way to get rid of the problem!
Sunny:Witheroo (I don't like where this is going)
Violet: exactly Sunny! I shaved it off! *pulls off her wig* That's really great that you two understand me so well!
Klaus&Sunny: *Passed out from shock*
Violet:Whoa! Can you say narcaleptic?
Lemony: Wait a minuet! Has anyone noticed a heavy decline in this sugars quality? I mean, it used to be so good and now it practically tastes like some sort of secret document! *Takes another large bite of the Snicket File* See, secret document flavor! We should really write to these people and complain.
Phil: Well, I'm all out of ideas. There's nothing more we can do! Unless...*presses several buttons* Yes...yes, it's working it's-not working. Ok now I'm out. Really. I'm tapped.
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Post by lilmermaid987 on Aug 16, 2005 23:21:00 GMT -5
Esme (to Olaf): Has it ever occured to you that we are a bunch of grown, specially trained adults who can't seem to catch two preteens and their baby sister even though we have unlimited resources and evil galore?
*silence*
Olaf: No, but I feel the need to go re-evaluate my life.
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Aug 17, 2005 20:25:35 GMT -5
hahahaha. Olaf: For once Esme, I'm not going to argue with you. Esme:  I think we should see other people. Olaf: Alright henchmen, it's time for my new scheme! Henchmen: *Excitement* What is it master? Olaf: It's time to clean my house! *begins giving orders* |
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 18, 2005 13:57:07 GMT -5
How about:
Klaus: Violet, I know Olaf's going to kidnap you in your sleep, but I just can't read this book on self-hypnotizm.
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I think we should see other people. 
