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Post by Hanna Squalor on Aug 18, 2005 14:11:22 GMT -5
Esme: Can you believe this? This magazine is full of clothes for rich people who obviously don't care that the clothes aren't practical!
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Aug 18, 2005 19:43:58 GMT -5
Man with beard but no hair+ woman with hair but no beard: WE'LL FIGHT FIRE WITH WATER!
Olaf: *car breaks down* FINALLY. It's such a hideous thing I was wondering when this would happen.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 19, 2005 10:30:18 GMT -5
Phil: We're all doomed.
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Post by AnnaKarenina on Aug 19, 2005 19:59:36 GMT -5
Man with beard but no hair+ woman with hair but no beard: WE'LL FIGHT FIRE WITH WATER! I love that. Utterly hilarious! Violet: Klaus, please take off your glasses for once! And we don't always need such a boring well'read person! |
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 20, 2005 16:13:12 GMT -5
Klaus: (Is reading) Violet, I don't know this word. (Points to word.)
Violet: (Looks annoyed and confused.) Fairytale. That's what our lives are not.
Klaus: Oh.
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Aug 21, 2005 20:38:50 GMT -5
Sunny: Veritable?
Which means something along the lines of "are we, and all of our terrible misfortunes, actually real?"
Lemony: No, you're all figments of my imagination that invented and wrote about for several years for enormous profits.
Baudelaires: *stare*
Violet: Let's throw him to the leaches!
Klaus: Let's inject him with snake poison!
Sunny: Stake!
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 22, 2005 8:59:15 GMT -5
LOL.
Sunny: (To Olaf) Yakamoto! *Well, ya wanna know what I think?* (Starts rambling in anger.)
(Klaus takes out dictionary.)
Klaus: Woah!
Violet: I didn't know that Sunny had such an advanced vocabulary.
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Aug 23, 2005 20:54:55 GMT -5
Violet: AHA! I've invented a way to get us to the Hotel Denouement!
Klaus+Sunny eagerly: WHAT??
Violet: It's boat, but with a modified motor and size it can be made to go extremely fast with extremely good mileage which is also good for rising gas prices!
Klaus: But Violet, that's a speedboat, it was invented years ago...
Violet: *lies down slowly* I think I'm having my midlife crisis....
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 24, 2005 10:39:53 GMT -5
Jedi Master Jacques, that is sooooo punny!
Lemony: Ya know, I'm tired of being Mr. Negativity. I'm going to be the littlest elf from now on! (Is dressed in elf outfit, begins to skip and dance to "Littlest Elf" theme) It's a loverly, loverly spriiiiing!!!!!
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Aug 24, 2005 16:01:01 GMT -5
Esme (to Olaf.) : "I'm a pregnant."
Olaf: "what! Oh my goodness I thought this would never happen! I've always wanted to be a dad!"
***time passes***
Esme is sitting in a chair with a very large stomach. Olaf sits as close as possible with a story book reading to her stomach. "and so so ugly ducking got lots of ugly duckling friends and chased the children of the swans. The end." *pats tummy gently*
Esme: I think its a boy.
Olaf: no way Its going to be my little girl... aren't you peanut?
Esme: *rolls her eyes.* I think it might be Jerome's.
Olaf: What? I though you loved me..* burst out into tears* I thought *sob* You said i was the only one you've ever loved!
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Aug 24, 2005 20:26:55 GMT -5
Man with beard but no hair: I don't like wine anymore, and finger puppets are so 'before the schism.'
Woman with hair but no beard: I want to grow a beard and join a carnival as a circus freak!
Snow scouts: *forming mosh pit* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *cheering madly* CARMELITA ROCKS!
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 25, 2005 9:25:43 GMT -5
Jerome: Well, I'm off to join debate club.....
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Post by stevenshanks on Aug 25, 2005 13:32:34 GMT -5
C'mon people, this is a family forum! Less with the incest and paedophile jokes!
Anyway, here's mine...
Klaus: 'If you think about it, we need to cheer up a bit'
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 26, 2005 9:50:37 GMT -5
I wasn't doing anything pedophilic.....
anyhoo:
Olaf: I lied! I LOVE orphans!!!!!
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Aug 26, 2005 10:41:47 GMT -5
Olaf: Why is there a piece of paper stuck to my forehead?
Esme: well....I tried to wax your eyebrow while you were asleep but the hair is so think I couldn't pull the paper off.....
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