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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Aug 27, 2005 20:47:37 GMT -5
Er.. What did I/anyone say that was incestuous or pedophilic? Anyway.
Police: We've wised up and we now know every crime you've done. Say your prayers Olaf!
Olaf: *scrambles in his haste to find a church and pray*
Kevin: I LOVE being ambidexterous! I can do everything with whatever hand or foot I want! It's so convenient! I can even do some things twice as fast as normal people! Everyone should be ambidexterous it's so amazing!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2005 21:53:40 GMT -5
violet-"i'm a boy"
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Post by Sora on Aug 28, 2005 1:14:42 GMT -5
Violet: 1 singluar sensation.....
Klaus: Every little step she takes.
Olaf: My role models are OJ Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, and...... oh yeah Anna Nicole Smith.
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Aug 28, 2005 22:08:36 GMT -5
"I'm going to flatten you Baudelaires!" Esme cried."And Olaf and I are going to have a romantic breakfast of Baudelaire Pancakes!"
"Chicken?" Sunny asked which meant something along the lines of "Is that the other white meat?"
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Aug 29, 2005 10:57:47 GMT -5
"I'm going to flatten you Baudelaires!" Esme cried."And Olaf and I are going to have a romantic breakfast of Baudelaire Pancakes!" "Chicken?" Sunny asked which meant something along the lines of "Is that the other white meat?" [shadow=green,left,300][glow=green,2,300]ROTFL!!!!! *Falls out of chair, gets up.* Sunny: Iwannapie! Klaus: And that means what, again? Violet: I have absolutely noooooo clue......[/glow][/shadow] |
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Sept 1, 2005 21:33:43 GMT -5
Violet: Welcome to the Sunnyish night class session. I am professor Baudelaire, klaus?
Klaus: I am also professor Baudelaire. Now, we'll begin with small vocabulary sessions and branch out to her larger sentences that manage to be contained in one word. Are you getting all this?
Captain Widdershins: AYE!
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Sept 2, 2005 10:22:14 GMT -5
Here's one!
Olaf: Now that I think about it, I really DON'T want the Baudelaire fortune......
Here's another:
(The Baudelaires have lived through their "Series of unfortunate events" and are at Mulctuary Money Management.)
Poe: Well, Violet, now that you are eighteen, you are to inherit the Baudelaire fortune. (He unlocks the vault to reveal thousands upon thousands of.....)
Klaus: Waffles?
Violet: The Baudelare Fortune is composed of thousands of dollars worth of waffles?
Poe: Not just any waffles, fluffy golden waffles. With chocolate chips! (Klaus and Violet stare at him in anger.)
Sunny: Leggomeggo!
(Which means.......) Let's feed these waffles to him and shove him in Lake Lacrymose.
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Sept 2, 2005 11:47:00 GMT -5
Lol.
(During the ninth book...)
Esme: I need to talk to Count Olaf alone.
Olaf: Oh alright but lets go in the guest caravan where we wont be disturbed.
Violet: Forget sneaking into Madame Lulu's tent! Lets eavesdrop on them! It will be so funny maybe they will break up.
Klaus: I hope so I've always had a crush on Esme.
Sunny: "Esmom"(Really I've always had this feeling that she is our mother.....)
Violet: Yes Olaf and Esme do seem to be the most parent like figures we have.
Klaus: I still think Esme in a babe...
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Post by kitolaf on Sept 2, 2005 17:16:48 GMT -5
winndersshins:HE who does not hesitate is lost.
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Sept 4, 2005 0:21:05 GMT -5
Olaf: Esme I've been thiking...that dress its not good on your your form won't fill it give it to the White Face Woman......
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Post by Brian on Sept 4, 2005 19:53:45 GMT -5
Mr. Poe: Really, it is a nice day out. The word nice means "pleasant, and cheerful."
Klaus: *scrambles to get commonplace book to write down new information*
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Post by Grace on Sept 5, 2005 9:33:55 GMT -5
Olaf: Guess what Esme! I HAVE FEELINGS!
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Sept 5, 2005 14:34:30 GMT -5
Olaf: Guess what Esme! I HAVE FEELINGS! Lol... May I expand? Esme: Lets talk about your feelings sweetie.... Jerome: Esme took my idea, I was gonna run off with him first.... |
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Sept 6, 2005 15:01:59 GMT -5
Regarding The Hook-handed man and his hooks.....
Hooky: (Is cutting a steak) Don't worry, I can handle it! (knife slips and chops off hand.) Ahh! My hand! (Screws hook on in place and attempts to cut steak again, Knife slips again.) Ahh! My other hand!!!
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Sept 6, 2005 16:29:13 GMT -5
Esme: *comes out of the kitchen* Baking is in now so I've made pie!
Olaf: You have flour all over your face.
WFW: She's stealing our look!
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