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Post by Cassandra's Ruins on Oct 11, 2004 20:31:23 GMT -5
Violet to Olaf: I've always found you attractive.
Sorry, there seems to be a run of those.
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Post by Sapphire on Oct 11, 2004 20:52:28 GMT -5
My dad made this up: The Baudelaires are eating cake when Violet begins to choke. So Klaus go over to her and gives her the Heimlich mauver. But he does it wrong and breaks all of her ribs. One of her rib bones pierces her hreat and blood squirts Klaus in the face, blinding him. Then Klaus stumbles off a cliff. Again, my dad made it up, so don't ask.
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Post by DASH pokes you with a stick. on Oct 11, 2004 21:11:49 GMT -5
olaf- Screw the baudelairs, lets just rob a bank!
Klaus to Olaf- GO BACK TO YOUR PAPER ROUTE U SHMO!
Sunny- Semrilcook! which means "IM leaving to go marry Emril And cook with him on tv!
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Post by DASH pokes you with a stick. on Oct 11, 2004 21:12:36 GMT -5
lol
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Post by PJ on Oct 12, 2004 6:55:37 GMT -5
Klaus: I have a confession to make. You know all those words I defined? I didn't, I just made em all up....
Lemony:I am currently hiding from my enemies in an active volcano. My face is on fire. Ouch.
Duncan: We have valuable info that you need!(Olaf puts hand over mouth, and Duncan struggles) Isadora: Santa Claus is not real he-(gets dragged into a car and is driven away)
Lemony: And then the baudelaires peered around the corner and- Ah, to hell with it, i'll just spoil the end, Beatrice is their mom, the sugarbowl contains the surviving parent and VFD stands for Volunteer Fart Detector. The end
Sunny:(Bauds are trapped in elevator shaft,) What, i'm supposed to climb this with my teeth? Damn, Lemony must be drunk or something....
Well, what do you think?
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Post by Emmerz ze Silly Goose on Oct 12, 2004 14:11:31 GMT -5
Flacutono (Can't spell): You know what they say about guys with big noses. *Raises eyebrows suggestively* Violet: Um...no I don't. Lucafont: *jumping up and down* Ooh! I know! They's gots- Olaf: *slaps Lucafont* Not in front of the girl! That will make her poor innocent ears burn. Besides...that's my job. *Pedophilic grin* Violet: Er....
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Post by SlightlyMad on Oct 12, 2004 14:16:07 GMT -5
Flacutono (Can't spell): You know what they say about guys with big noses. *Raises eyebrows suggestively* Violet: Um...no I don't. Lucafont: *jumping up and down* Ooh! I know! They's gots- Olaf: *slaps Lucafont* Not in front of the girl! That will make her poor innocent ears burn. Besides...that's my job. *Pedophilic grin* Violet: Er.... AHAHAHAHAHAH! Olaf: You know I'm supposed to be this old peadophile with this thing for hot young girls Violet: Uhhh. Yeah Olaf: I'm not. I have emotional problems.
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Post by Sapphire on Oct 12, 2004 17:42:36 GMT -5
My friend Lisa came up with this one: The Baudelaires are with Mr. Poe. when Mr. Poe chokes and falls over. Klaus - "I think we better give him CPR" Violet - "I though when someone choked you gave them the Heimlich manuver." Klaus - "No, you give them CPR. The only problem is I'm not sure exactly how to do it. But I think Violet should begin to jump on his chest and then I have to sit on his face." They do this and it doesn't work. Violet - "Is he supposed to go all pale and stop breathing like that?" Klaus - "That means it's working, I think."
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Post by Cassandra's Ruins on Oct 12, 2004 17:53:24 GMT -5
Olaf to himsef, supposedly: "You know what? I'm not actually Olaf, he was carted away years ago. My name is Gus and I really like puppy dogs. Yeah. But the Baudelaires must never find out."
Violet: "Uh...Gus, we're right here."
Olaf/Gus: "Oh, uh, could you keep on pretending I am?"
The Baude just leave. ____________
Lemony, walking into the scene, at the end of number 13. "Okay! I can't take it any longer! I admit it! VFD stands Vicious Flea-attacking Dogs, and no one actually died. Non of this ever existed, and I am now happily married to Beatrice. Sorry to keep you on edge there, but this has all been a sham. A great, big sham. Go home and get a life!"
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Post by Sapphire on Oct 12, 2004 18:11:17 GMT -5
Sorry I posted that twice there. I didn't mean to, and I don't know how it happened exactly.
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Post by Cassandra's Ruins on Oct 12, 2004 18:50:42 GMT -5
Happens.
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Post by kjlsnicket29 on Oct 12, 2004 19:50:28 GMT -5
Yeah, it happens to me a lot.
Violet:Klaus, Sunny, from now on call me Pinkie. I will be wearing the color pink from now on, as it is my favorite color now, and I am changing all my clothes to pink.
*Violet goes in a dressing room, changes, and come all out decked in pink from her hair ribbon to her shoes*
Violet: Ta DA!!!!
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Post by Cassandra's Ruins on Oct 12, 2004 20:02:15 GMT -5
Violet:Klaus, Sunny, from now on call me Pinkie. I will be wearing the color pink from now on, as it is my favorite color now, and I am changing all my clothes to pink. *Violet goes in a dressing room, changes, and come all out decked in pink from her hair ribbon to her shoes* Violet: Ta DA!!!! *CR sees it* Ah! It burns!!!!! Too...much...pink... Sunny to Olaf: Handsome. (We guess that it means, "Olaf, you are the greatest, most handsome guy on the planet. Marry me right away). Olaf: Ahh! Baude-brats, stop snooping around in the sahdows! You scared me half to death! Jeez, can't a guy walk around without people lurking around? Olaf: I love pink. Pink-pink-pink. *gets outfit like Caremlitas and makes up his own song* O is for "Olaf-filled day"! L is for "Lovely"! A is for "Adorable"! F is for "Fluffy pink slippers that I'm wearing!" Yeah, he at least has better spelling.
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Post by kjlsnicket29 on Oct 12, 2004 20:05:20 GMT -5
One wierd thing is Carmy becoming friends with Violet...*shudder shudder* Carmy: Like, oh my GOSH Violet, we have pink on!!! Violet: Yeah, I KNOW!! Do you wanna come over to my house sometime? Oh wait, my house was burned to smithereens by Olaf.... . Ugh, It won't work!! Well, when I have a new house, you can come over...and bring ALL PINK!!!!!!! CAUSE PINK IS OUR FAVORITE COLOR!!!!!!
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Post by Cassandra's Ruins on Oct 12, 2004 20:11:48 GMT -5
See my revised post.
Violet and Carmelita. *shudder*
V is for "Violet is a cake-sniffing name"! I is for "I want a new one"! O is for "Oh, my name is now Carmen"! L is for "Loverly name!" E is for "Esmé-loving"! T is for "Toodle-oo"!
Too much time on hands!
From my revised post:
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