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Post by Dante on Oct 23, 2004 7:59:36 GMT -5
Bleh. I haven't read the whole thread, so I'm crossing my fingers that this hasn't been done:
Olaf: Actually, the real reason that we all want the sugar bowl is because our tea's too bitter.
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Post by champ103 on Oct 23, 2004 9:06:55 GMT -5
'Four eyes!' Sunny cried to Klaus, which probably meant, 'You look dorky-ditch the glasses and get some contact lenses!
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Post by i. on Oct 23, 2004 9:15:13 GMT -5
Fernald: I don't really have hooks for hands, I was just dressing up as a pirate for Halloween, and I liked the hooks so much I decided to kep them.
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Post by Emmerz ze Silly Goose on Oct 23, 2004 9:27:40 GMT -5
Hehe. I need to stop doing this or else I'll get dubbed "Queen of Caption and Annoyingly Funny Mini-Fics" again.
Duncan: Isadora, have you ever wondered why we look identical? Isadora: It's because we're triplets, Duncan. Duncan: *shaking head* No...the reason is because I'm really a girl.
Flo: Everyone wonders why we wear powder make up. Tocuna: they say we're abused by Olaf or we're deformed. Flo: But truth is.... Tocuna: We have really, really bad acne.
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Post by Sapphire on Oct 23, 2004 15:03:25 GMT -5
LOL! I knew I'd get some funny answers for this! I still can't think of anymore, though.
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Post by Les Fleurs Du Mal on Oct 23, 2004 15:36:19 GMT -5
Ooh...sorry.
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Post by i. on Oct 23, 2004 15:39:38 GMT -5
Good bye Les Fleurs Du Mal.
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Post by champ103 on Oct 24, 2004 4:30:02 GMT -5
Yeah...sorry but I have to swear in this post. These are the things I would have said if I were Violet: Dammit, Klaus! Don't ever skip the boring parts of a potato ing book again!
Wedding night? WEDDING NIGHT? potato up Olaf, you sick bastard!
If you would just SHUT THE potato UP, I could invent something!In high-stress situations I tend to get quite a temper...more than usual anyways... I'm quoting this, before he edits it and says he didn't do it. You can't swear on the forums, Les Fleurs. And if you didn't know that, you didn't read the things you were agreeing to when you registered. Anyway: Olaf: Moo. Klaus: Neigh. Sunny: Baa.
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Post by Cassandra's Ruins on Oct 24, 2004 7:54:08 GMT -5
Klaus (To anyone, I suppose): You want the truth? Okay! I can't actually research! I'm just very lucky with my guesses!
So that's what's hidden in the sugar bowl! Sugar!
At the end of the thirteenth:
"Okay, folks! Show's over!" (Some random character).
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Post by Sapphire on Oct 24, 2004 8:01:34 GMT -5
Lemony Snicket: *interrupting at a very odd and suspenceful part in book the 13th* I have just decided that I don't want to be the depressed writer you've come to know me as. In a few minutes I'll be boarding a plan to Hawaii were I shall then work at a chocolate factory instead.
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Blofeld
Reptile Researcher
So, we meet again, Mister Bond!
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Post by Blofeld on Oct 24, 2004 10:39:51 GMT -5
Violet: ( to Olaf) Why won't you stop stalking me!?!? * loads shotgun*
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Post by champ103 on Oct 24, 2004 11:02:54 GMT -5
Yeah...sorry but I have to swear in this post. These are the things I would have said if I were Violet: Dammit, Klaus! Don't ever skip the boring parts of a potato ing book again!
Wedding night? WEDDING NIGHT? potato up Olaf, you sick bastard!
If you would just SHUT THE potato UP, I could invent something!In high-stress situations I tend to get quite a temper...more than usual anyways... On a really off-topic note, I have a friend who LOVES The Clash. She has a t-shirt with 'THE CLASH' on it... Esme: Ugh...just bug off, you stupid brat! *to Carmelita* Olaf: Esme! Stop being so horrible! Tell Carmelita you have on thousand apologies! Tell her she's a slice of bacon, warm and fuzzy, in the middle of the bacon bap of our life! Carmelita: Oh contraire-I AM a stupid bratt.
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Post by Les Fleurs Du Mal on Oct 24, 2004 12:47:46 GMT -5
Please don't kick me out. I shouldn't have sworn, but I won't do it again. I love The Clash.
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Post by Dante on Oct 24, 2004 13:15:09 GMT -5
Please don't kick me out. I shouldn't have sworn, but I won't do it again. I love The Clash. Nah, people don't get kicked out immediately. It's a three-strike system. You might not even have one yet; it depends on whether the authorities have been paying attention to this thread.
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Post by LargeManFeOrMale on Oct 24, 2004 14:16:43 GMT -5
Violet- Quigley I love you and my family isn't that big so, incase I die DO ME, DO ME NOW!
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