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Post by Emmerz ze Silly Goose on Oct 13, 2004 14:38:37 GMT -5
Hehe, i posted this idea awhile ago and I am busy writing the fanfiction idea... Lemony: The 12th installment of ASOUE is...The Queer Quarters. *Fades in scene* Random guy from queer eye for the straight guy: *Gay guys surrounding Olaf, who is in a chair* Omg! Look at the unibrow on this guy! Gay guy 1: And the grease. EWWW! Olaf: HEY! I'm handsome and sexy! Esme says I am at least... Esme: Ollie, I'm sorry, but being gay is so...IN! Olaf: ... Gay guy 2: Like yea! Time to tackle this unibrow! *Gay guys bend over Olaf and a painful ripping sound is heard. Olaf screams* FEW MINUTES LATER... Gay guy 1: I present the new...OLAF! Olaf: *Metrosexualized* Omg, i hate to admit it...but I feel pretty! *breaks into song* i feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and GAY! *Salon breaks into song*
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Post by kjlsnicket29 on Oct 16, 2004 15:02:51 GMT -5
All I have to say about that is... WOW. Here's another: Klaus: Hey Violet, have you ever thought of how great you and Quigley look together? Mom and Dad would've wanted you to to be together. Violet: Yeah..you're right... Sorry, had to throw some ships in.
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Post by Emmerz ze Silly Goose on Oct 16, 2004 15:08:14 GMT -5
Dr. Phil: *points finger at Olaf and his troupe* You have a problem! Olaf: No, I don't. I'll burn your house down if you don't shut up and make me roast beef! Dr. Phil: See? You are a pyromaniac pedophile that is demanding! You have a PROBLEM! Olaf: *sniff and looks at hands* Your right...I do and it's all cause I was never loved as a child! Troupe: *pats Olaf's back* Oh it's okay Ollie.
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pg13snicketfile
Catastrophic Captain
*cries* Where's Quigley!?!?!?
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Post by pg13snicketfile on Oct 16, 2004 17:26:14 GMT -5
Ollie? LMAO!
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Post by Cassandra's Ruins on Oct 17, 2004 19:20:55 GMT -5
One of my friends has a tiny dog named Ollie... Yes, that's hi-larious!
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Post by Sapphire on Oct 17, 2004 19:24:07 GMT -5
Yeah, our neighbor has a border collie named Ollie. And her owner practically run her over with his moter bikes and what not. Poor Ollie! Anyway, I can't think of any right now.
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Hendrix
Reptile Researcher
http://asoue.proboards11.com/index.cgi?action=profile&username=Hendrix
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Post by Hendrix on Oct 18, 2004 17:58:04 GMT -5
Sometime that will never be said in the book:
"And they lived happily ever after."
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Post by SpookyMeggie on Oct 19, 2004 9:20:15 GMT -5
Sunny: *full sentence*
Mr Poe: I'm listening.
" And it was then that the three children realized their lives were going to improve drastically."
"Mr Poe listened to what Klaus had to say, lifted the telephone to his ear and dialled three numbers..."
"As your angst-plagues author, I feel it is my solemn duty to inform you, wretched reader, that my quest has been in vain...The Baudelaires are not the children I meant to follow...In fact, they are of no importance whatsoever..."
"Violet stared blankly at her notepad, devoid of all ideas and sketches, and then flipped on the TV."
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Post by kjlsnicket29 on Oct 19, 2004 17:44:09 GMT -5
Violet to Sunny and Klaus: Aren't you GLAD that mom and dad are gone?! I am!! Let's act stupid and join Olaf! Whadya say?
Sunny, Klaus: Sounds allright...
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Post by Cassandra's Ruins on Oct 19, 2004 18:42:55 GMT -5
"Dear Reader,
Inside this book you will find such disasterous things as ballons, good fortune, happiness, and–wait, I'm writing my horoscope. Uh, where were we? Oh yes. In this volume you will find..."
Now for more songs. Not really.
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Post by PJ on Oct 20, 2004 2:19:43 GMT -5
Dear Editor,
Next tuesday, go to your local bookshop, and buy book the twelfth. Inclosed is my twelfth book, The Dozenth Disaster. Inclosed in that book is a box which contains a monkey. Give this monkey a type writer and he will type out the entire first chapter of TDD for you to publish. Also in the box is the cover for TDD to help Mr Helquist with his drawings. Signed, Lemony Snicket
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Post by Cassandra's Ruins on Oct 20, 2004 20:56:18 GMT -5
Yeah, yo know how those books are published in an alternate timeline and brought over here.
*cut to Spaceballs*
"How can it be out? We haven't even finished making it!"
*back to reality*
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Post by CassieJo on Oct 22, 2004 18:39:11 GMT -5
Duncan: So, I've got Violet, and Isadora gets Klaus ... sorry, Quigster, but you get Sunny. Sunny: Dory! (But I wanted Isadora!)
Esme: Orphans are out right now, and I refuse to chase after something so out! Olaf: But...isn't money in? Esme: No, and in fact, I've given all of mine away. Jerome and I will be at Dark Avenue, third box on the left.
Luca: (reads Emily's post) Men with large noses ... Where'd Flacutono go?
Luca: Call me Fernald. Androgeny: Call me Pat.
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Post by Emmerz ze Silly Goose on Oct 23, 2004 7:29:18 GMT -5
Duncan: So, I've got Violet, and Isadora gets Klaus ... sorry, Quigster, but you get Sunny. Sunny: Dory! (But I wanted Isadora!) Esme: Orphans are out right now, and I refuse to chase after something so out! Olaf: But...isn't money in? Esme: No, and in fact, I've given all of mine away. Jerome and I will be at Dark Avenue, third box on the left. Luca: (reads Emily's post) Men with large noses ... Where'd Flacutono go? Luca: Call me Fernald. Androgeny: Call me Pat. Bwhahahaha! So good. Olaf: Violet, you may think you will be the bride in The Marvelous Marriage, but your not! Klaus is and the play will be in San Fransisco so it's legal! Violet: O.o Klaus: Yay! In your face Violet, I got married off before you! Violet: I like boys. Boys are hot. Omg, I broke a nail! Gag me with a spoon. Sunny: Weejoba! Violet: I think our sister means- Sunny: Dang it, violet, stop translating for me! You get it all wrong. just because your smart and inventive doesn't mean you can translate for me! Go play withv your wittle tools and shut up already, okay? Violet: O.o
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Post by Cassandra's Ruins on Oct 23, 2004 7:33:47 GMT -5
I like that! "Stop translating for me!"
Carmelita: "You know, I just realized that my voice is horrible and that I should never ever sing with it again and torture these poor souls. And I just figrued out that I have absolutely no idea what "cakesniffer: means. And I can't dance! Never again shall I dance! ANd Esme, I actuallly hate all 'in' things. Sorry. Good-bye and good riddance, I'm off to join Girl Scouts!"
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