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Post by Sugary Snicket on Sept 7, 2005 15:26:12 GMT -5
lol.....
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Post by Brian on Sept 7, 2005 19:13:39 GMT -5
Androgynous person: (sits reading The World According to Garp) I'm changing my name to Roberta
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Post by jemima on Sept 7, 2005 20:43:27 GMT -5
This is more with the movie) Violet: Boy, I don't think I'll ever grow tired of holding and carrying Sunny!
Klaus: When do I get to hold her?
Violet: You never will because I'm always going to hold her until she learns how to run!
Klaus: Dang it!
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Post by lampy on Sept 7, 2005 20:56:34 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300][shadow=blue,left,300]Klaus: I totally want to write a book about three unfortunate children trying to find the maening of VFD and say my name in Lemony Snicket
Violet: I personally wish you would.
Klaus: well then I will you'll see and you won't be in it!
Violet: for some reason I highly doubt that.
Klaus: oh yeah well I'll write then hide it so that it will be discovered by a man named Daniel Handler! who will then take credit for it and release it! MWA-HAHAH
Voilet: you are a liar! and you know how I know coz' I already did it.[/shadow][/glow]
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Sept 9, 2005 15:01:22 GMT -5
That's funny, nina.
Baudelaires: Jingle bells, Olaf smells, Esme laid an egg, Mr. Poe's car lost a wheel and we got away!
Esme: Finger food is in, so that's what I made for dinner tonight.
Hooky: Oh no! I don't have any fingers!
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Sept 18, 2005 20:26:08 GMT -5
hahahaha.
Olaf: *sitting in a library studying dutifully*
Lemony: What- *decides not to say anything and walks away*
Fernald: *taking a nap inside the red herring*
Olaf: Get out of there this instant! What are you doing?
Fernald: You said it was big enough to sleep in this fish if you're in the mood, please, so I did.
Olaf: Well enough! I need these to pack with objects to be delivered to charity!
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Sept 19, 2005 16:48:34 GMT -5
Olaf: I'm going to tell you a story. *Clears throat.* Once upon a time there were three orphans who lived in a magical place where it never rained....... ever....... THE END.
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Sept 19, 2005 17:03:09 GMT -5
Olaf: Esme will you marry me?
Esme: Awe! ....no......marrages went out last month. Be faster next time be on the ball.
Olaf: on the ball got it.
Esme: I still love you hunny.
Olaf: Yeah I'm starting to question this relationship.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Sept 20, 2005 15:36:07 GMT -5
you do some really funny Eslaf ones, Hanna.
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Sept 21, 2005 10:29:27 GMT -5
Thank you. I love them just soooo much..
Esme: You know what I said about ever having children?
Olaf: Something along the lines of never wanting to have children except as servants.
Esme: Yes well...having kids is in now.
Olaf: I hate kids.
Esme: I don't care....I had an Epiphany today. While I was walking down stairs I tripped and whacked my head off the wall and then I realized. I love kids! I want 10 of them!
Olaf: *Whacks her over the head with a wine bottle*What were you saying about having kids?
Esme: Kids ew....never....
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Sept 21, 2005 15:54:14 GMT -5
hehe..... *WARNING: SPONGEBOB ALLUSION.* How about.....
(Violet is about to be shot.)
Klaus: (In slo-mo) NOOOOOO!!!!! VIOLET!!!!! (Jumps infront of her and is hit by bullet.)
Violet: (Also in slo-mo) NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Klaus: (Weakly)Violet, help. I need.....
Violet: (Is worried) What do you need?
Klaus: A tailor..... (Suddenly sits up) BECAUSE I RIPPED MY PANTS!
(Violet slaps him.)
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Post by Skeleton Key on Sept 23, 2005 0:15:38 GMT -5
Violet: I got a book on home surgery! Now you won't need glasses, Klaus!
Klaus: Violet, that book looks a little old...
Violet: Trust me. It's oh so very modern.
Klaus: Ok...I'll have to trust you.
Violet: OK! Good thing I found a pharmacy that sells leeches! Well, it was more of of a bait shop. Now, which way do you want to be anestheseised? Drink brandy or get hit on the head by this book?
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Post by champ103 on Sept 23, 2005 13:04:03 GMT -5
Sunny-Cook this (pulls up dress)
Olaf-the Baudelaires are finally in our grasp!
Esme-[cackle]
Olaf-but I don't want no silly fortune!
Esme-huh?
Olaf-I just want their love and best regards!
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Post by Skeleton Key on Sept 23, 2005 13:32:14 GMT -5
Esme: *puts on sweat pants and a tee shirt* I'm going to stop chasing orphans and wearing ridiculous clothes. I'm taking yoga!
Count Olaf: Count me in! (No pun intended.)
Violet: Why am I always sniffing Klaus' hair in the Ex Libris circle?
Sunny: Sandsniff! (Because it smells like sandalwood!)
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Post by lampy on Sept 23, 2005 13:41:42 GMT -5
That's funny, nina. Baudelaires: Jingle bells, Olaf smells, Esme laid an egg, Mr. Poe's car lost a wheel and we got away! Esme: Finger food is in, so that's what I made for dinner tonight. Hooky: Oh no! I don't have any fingers! [glow=red,2,300][shadow=blue,left,300]thank you! yours is funny to! voilet: see! see! I told you! I am so Sexy *starts break dnacing* Kluas: that is so not in *sips tea* Violet: your just jealoues coz' I'm sexier then you!!! Kluass: I am not I am simply trying to in Sunny: that is so Imuture *rolls eyes*[/shadow][/glow] |
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