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Post by Skeleton Key on Sept 23, 2005 14:27:28 GMT -5
Carmelita: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGH!
Random Henchperson: What's the emergency?!?
Carmelita: I'm not screaming, I'm singing "Memories" from CATS.
Wait, maybe she would say that...
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Sept 24, 2005 12:47:31 GMT -5
That's funny.
Bauds: Olaf, do you know why we like cinamon toast crunch?
Olaf: It's got cinamon in every bite?
Bauds: No..... well, yes.
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Post by Skeleton Key on Sept 24, 2005 16:38:14 GMT -5
Esme: I sacrificed my originality for a boy.
colette: Hate to burst your bubble, but you're the only person that will wear such ugly and inpractical stuff.
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Post by Sora on Sept 25, 2005 0:06:12 GMT -5
Esme: I hope I don't end up like Laci Peterson.....
Olaf: 'She bang, she bang, oh baby oh she moves, she moves......'
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Post by euro on Sept 25, 2005 10:57:15 GMT -5
Carmelita: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGH! Random Henchperson: What's the emergency?!? Carmelita: I'm not screaming, I'm singing "Memories" from CATS. Wait, maybe she would say that... heeheehee! So funny! Violet: Klaus, now that I think about it, marrying Olaf wouldn't be so bad. He is the handsomest actour in the world after all. Klaus: Why do you have to like all the guys I like? *sob* |
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Post by Jacques11 on Sept 26, 2005 21:22:58 GMT -5
Olaf: I'm not a pedo!
Klaus: *swaying and stumbling* I've beeeen soberfer abou' uh...*tries to count fingers but he can't tell how many there are* that much.
Jar of mustard: *Protects Bauds and locks Olaf away, then is hired in Mr.Poe's spot*
Olaf(again): I'm a hetero...heter...hethero...I can't dance. (Love to Terry Moore whom I have borrowed this idea)
Violet: Wanna see me dance?
Carmelita: Not so much.
V:.....So you do?
C: Um......n....o?
V: *blinks*
C: Here *grabs a book* go read this somewhere. This is an important invention. Ok?
V: OK if you insist! *dances very badly*
Violet: OK I've invented a lot of stuff. Like, loads. So you know, I'm kinda tapped, Sorry.
LS: Salmon is a word which here means you will wait the rest of your lives.
Klaus: No it isn't. That's a type of fish.
LS: Ok, who is the author and who is the fact person? Huh? I invented you! I can erase you too!
Klaus: On second thought, you are right! Salmon is not a fish, it is in fact exactly what you said!
*Several moments of silence* It's too painfull to say such an inccorect thing!!
LS: That's it! *grabs an eraser and some white out* You're going down!
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Post by Skeleton Key on Sept 27, 2005 13:46:55 GMT -5
LS: Salmon is a word which here means you will wait the rest of your lives. Klaus: No it isn't. That's a type of fish. LS: Ok, who is the author and who is the fact person? Huh? I invented you! I can erase you too! Klaus: On second thought, you are right! Salmon is not a fish, it is in fact exactly what you said! *Several moments of silence* It's too painfull to say such an inccorect thing!! LS: That's it! *grabs an eraser and some white out* You're going down! Oh Stars, that's funny! I just have to play off it: Violet: Hey! I know how to escape Count Olaf! Anyone got an eraser? Lemony Snicket: Don't read this book! Reader: Yeah. right. Lemony Snicket: No, seriously! Reader: *opens book* *book explodes* Lemony Snicket: I told you not to read it! Not my fault! |
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Sept 29, 2005 15:42:47 GMT -5
Skeleton, you are too funny.
Sunny: "damoorigatomisterroboto!" *Does the robot*
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Sept 29, 2005 16:27:58 GMT -5
LS: Salmon is a word which here means you will wait the rest of your lives. Klaus: No it isn't. That's a type of fish. LS: Ok, who is the author and who is the fact person? Huh? I invented you! I can erase you too! Klaus: On second thought, you are right! Salmon is not a fish, it is in fact exactly what you said! *Several moments of silence* It's too painfull to say such an inccorect thing!! LS: That's it! *grabs an eraser and some white out* You're going down! Oh Stars, that's funny! I just have to play off it: Violet: Hey! I know how to escape Count Olaf! Anyone got an eraser? Must play off it a tad too. Esme: Now we can get rid of that eyebrow. Anyone got an eraser? Olaf: Nooo! Olaf:--looks back and forth between a large stack of money and Esme-- Esme: Olaf! Olaf: I know its just so tempting.... Esme: -pulls out Jerome's credit card.-- Olaf: -gasps in delight and runs over to Esme- Esme:-pats his head- Good boy -- Gives him a dollar.-- |
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Sept 29, 2005 16:31:09 GMT -5
Gives him a dollar...... hehe.....
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Post by Skeleton Key on Sept 29, 2005 19:08:18 GMT -5
Lemony Snicket: Last week's gym socks, lasagna plate, waterproof camera...Where the heck did I put my notes and typewriter?
Violet: Oh my gosh, I'm being asked to the prom by a cute boy, and I have nothing to wear.
Klaus: If I fail history, I can't join the football team!
Sunny: Drivemental! (My older siblings are driving me crazy with all this teasing! Keep your dirty underwear on your side of the room, Klaus!)
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Sept 30, 2005 20:37:43 GMT -5
Violet: Look Esme do you see that?
Esme: Yes. Do ya think I'm blind?
Violet: Well it would explain Olaf, and your wardrobe....
Violet: .........moo.....
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Post by Skeleton Key on Sept 30, 2005 23:17:25 GMT -5
Klaus: I've been working out...
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Oct 5, 2005 19:19:48 GMT -5
Olaf: Esme, please i just got out of the shower your gonna get lipstick on me....
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Post by Skeleton Key on Oct 5, 2005 19:27:05 GMT -5
Olaf: Ew! Ew! i can't beleive I touched it! I;m gonna have to take eighty showers! Ew! Ew!
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