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Post by Sora on Oct 6, 2005 21:23:10 GMT -5
Klaus: Oh Fiona, where for art thou Fiona!
Violet at a computer: Hey Klaus come quick! Some guy named Dupin is posing as me for an internet sleepover!
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Oct 7, 2005 5:44:34 GMT -5
Esme: You know I was thinking.....
Esme: nudist colonies are in! Lets go!
Olaf: You know I'm allergic to being nacked....
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Oct 8, 2005 9:12:02 GMT -5
Olaf: I'm a perv.
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Oct 9, 2005 21:16:13 GMT -5
Esme: You know....I've never been that pretty...
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Post by Grace on Oct 14, 2005 15:35:33 GMT -5
Klaus: So who's up for a quick Playstation Dragon Ball Z?
*all huddle round*
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Post by Dante on Oct 15, 2005 2:14:38 GMT -5
Once again, I'm going to have to ask you all to keep it clean. This thread only exists on the condition that it is kept clean, and if it looks like every post in here is going to get steadily more dirty, then this game may have to end.
Edit: And if I seem harsh here, it's because I am. One grows into it. In order to seem like I'm merely out of touch, though, rather than a bitter old monster who lives in an ivory tower, let me put forth an idea that's probably been posted a few times before. It's not especially funny, but that rather seems to be the tradition.
Lemony: *runs around with an armful of copies of B12, pushing them into the hands of anyone who comes near* Please, please, you must read this book! No, no, don't throw it on the ground! You, sir, over there, take another copy!
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Post by Grace on Oct 15, 2005 9:21:33 GMT -5
Uncle Monty: Baudelaires, I completely understand what you mean. Stephano was an imposter. He was Count Olaf, and the movie we saw was in Sebald Code. I was supposed to get the message. If only I could go back in time, I could've saved us all.
*Long Pause*
Sunny: *smacks him*
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Oct 15, 2005 10:00:05 GMT -5
(Okay...I was very bored so I turned some of Mary Popins "Jolly holiday" Its bad and not generaly funny but meh....)
Olaf:
Its not such a glorious day, The Baudelaires got away,
I feel like I could cry,
I know it's so obscene but the grass is so green,
Such a tear blue sky,
Oh it's a jolly Holiday with Esmé,
Esmé makes my heart so light,
When the Baudelaires get away,
Esmé keeps up with the fight,
Fires are a startin’ all around us,
Its burnt up all the daffodils and doves,
When Esmé holds my hand it feels so grand,
Her inness is great I can barley stand.
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Post by Skeleton Key on Oct 15, 2005 14:17:47 GMT -5
*cackle* That's sooooo funny Hanna! SNNNNRRRRRK! *falls on floor*
Beware! Bad Emily Strange allusion below!
Violet: *picks up black cat* Stay strange.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Oct 15, 2005 19:24:34 GMT -5
Nice hanna. Use OUR Eslaf theme song for a joke.  Carmelita: I <3 ORPHANS!!!!!! ;D |
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Oct 16, 2005 11:03:59 GMT -5
No one said it was our theme song it was just somthing I made up to make me laugh.
Olaf: I hope its violet she's the prettiest.
Esme: I hope it's Klaus. He's the hottest.
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Post by euro on Oct 16, 2005 14:02:44 GMT -5
No one said it was our theme song it was just somthing I made up to make me laugh. Olaf: I hope its violet she's the prettiest. Esme: I hope it's Klaus. He's the hottest. Sunny: No, Esmé. You're wrong. Violet's the hottest. |
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Post by kitolaf on Oct 17, 2005 16:10:05 GMT -5
lemony sniket:[baudlaries enter room]I WILL TELL YOU E DIED EVERYTHING,VFD STANDS FOR VOLUNTER FIRE DETCTIVES,J.S. STANDS FOR JUSTICE STRAUSS,AND BETRICRE DIED IN FIRE.WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING.
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Post by Mr. Flocuna on Oct 18, 2005 2:14:37 GMT -5
[Count Olaf to Esme]
Will you SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUGAR BOWL.. So what if she stole it.. I dont care.. Ill go to Wal Mart right now and buy you one.. *inside walmart* You want the one with duckies? ok? ok. Now.. back to how to eat a pickle with you toes...
Yes I know this is utterly absurd but they wouldnt say it?
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Oct 18, 2005 8:00:49 GMT -5
hehe.....
Olaf: AAAAHHHH!!!!! The Flames! They terrify meeeeeeee!!!!!! (screams like lil' girl and runs off.)
Aunt Jo: Okay, Violet, ready to go skydiving?
Violet: Not especially.....
Aunt Jo: Oh, you're a party pooper. (Jumps out of plane screaming YEEEEHAAAWWW!!!!)
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