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Post by Skeleton Key on Oct 19, 2005 1:00:35 GMT -5
You know how on neopets their are alwasys these pets who have a dark side or something? Well, here we go. Bad parody:
Plot: The Baudelaires are inside a forest shack, completely unconsious.
Count Olaf: Yes! Finally! The potion is ready! *pours bit of potiuon into each of the Baud's mouths*
Bauds: *start moaning as shadow lifts from their backs*
Dark Bauds: Woo-hoo! We're free!
*Bauds wake up*
Violet: AUGH! Who are you?
Dark bauds: We're Veronica, Klyde asnd Susie, your dark sides. We have been released from the depths of your minds.
Klaus: So does that mean you'll do whatever we do?
Dark Bauds: *All start laughing*
Klyde: He-heh-heh...No.
Veronica: We're more interested in spreading evil and corruption.
Violet: Oh shi..taki mushrooms.
Violet: Klaus, I know you may not beleive me, but I have always had the ability to see things. First it was just out the corner of my eye. Little specks. Then I saw bigger shadows, human shapes. They were very fast, and would dart behind things when I looked at them. I would see them in doorways, behind furniture, they’re there. But only I can se them. Please, I know you'll understand me. I couldn't conceal it any longer.
Klaus: 0_o...Umm... (Thinking: Violet is crazier than Aunt Josephine...)
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Oct 20, 2005 15:56:06 GMT -5
Esme: Jerome......I loved you and I decieded to come back to you. Love me forever!
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Oct 21, 2005 15:15:46 GMT -5
All unfortunate events charicters (yes, even the dead ones. They rose from the grave, OK?): *Are holding hands* *VF Disease is playing guitars in background*Reach out and touch somebody's hand; make this world a better place if you can.
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Post by Skeleton Key on Oct 21, 2005 15:50:27 GMT -5
Slight Spoilers:
Speaking od rising from the dead...
Uncle Monty: Braaaaiins...
Aunt Josephine: I will not tolerate sentence fragments. There's a noun, but not a verb. How about 'I want some brains.' or 'Does anyone have any brains?'
Uncle Monty: ... Does anyone want to kick Josephine out of the zombie club?
Dewey Denuoment: I!
Aunt Josephine: I wil not tolerate sentence fragments. There's...etc. etc. etc.
That was random.
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Oct 23, 2005 14:45:17 GMT -5
*Spoiler*
Esme:Olaf! I murderd Carmelita take me back!
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Oct 24, 2005 17:36:47 GMT -5
LOL. how about.... Nero: I'm an idiot. Klaus: *blinkblink* WHAT did you just say? Nero: I'm an idiot? Klaus: *freaks out* VIOLET! SUNNY! NERO JUST SAID HE WAS AN IDIOT!!!!! Violet: OMG it's the end of the Snicketverse! Sunny: Apocolypse!!!!! (Violet invents alarm and turns it on.) (Unfortunate Events charicters run from houses to see what is going on) Klaus: *Via megaphone* Attention everyone! Run for your lives! Nero just said he was an idiot! It's the end of the world!!!!! Random ASOUE charicters: *blinkblink* Klaus: OUR world!!!! (Charicters run screaming) Olaf: MOMMYMOMMYMOMMYMOMMY!!!!!!!!!!! Baudelaires: *Put paper bags over heads and wait for end of the Snicketverse* Sorry that was random.  |
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Post by Skeleton Key on Oct 24, 2005 18:18:08 GMT -5
LOL!
Sunny: UFO!
Klaus: Violet! Quick! Invent some tin hats!
Violet: Klaus, you always seem so sweet and polite. But at night, after you're done being nice to people, you let it all hang out. First you start snoring, then you start roaring. Seriously! You tilt up your head and roar! Back when our parents were alive, I had to grab a chair and corner you! Then you would get on the chair, jump fifteen feet across half the room and onto the bed! Why can't you do that when Olaf is chasing us? Now I have to fight you off with my bare hands! Ever wonder how we got all these mysterious scars? It's from me fighting you off and you smashing against the floor because we don't have a bed!
Klaus: Eh...Excuse me?
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Oct 25, 2005 15:27:23 GMT -5
uh..... skeleton?
(Klaus starts glowing for some reason)
Klaus: Sweeeeet! I can glow! Uh, I mean, NOT sweet! Olaf can see me now!
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Post by Skeleton Key on Oct 25, 2005 17:09:22 GMT -5
(Sorry. I copied something from 'That's Odd'.)
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Oct 26, 2005 22:43:44 GMT -5
uh..... OK...... *blinkblink*
*Lets someone change subject*
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Post by Skeleton Key on Oct 26, 2005 23:30:13 GMT -5
That's Odd... is a Garrison Keiler thing about a lady talking to her husband in a restaurant about the weirdest suff. To further alldue to it:
Violet: I'll have the chickadee strips.
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Post by Sora on Oct 26, 2005 23:33:12 GMT -5
Anyway.......
Olaf: Think your good?
Klaus: Well we've lasted 12 books, I would assume so....
Olaf: Ahhh Shud-up ya face.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Oct 27, 2005 14:49:46 GMT -5
Olaf: Row row row your boat gently down the stream,
Let's push Josephine into the lake and listen to her scream.
Aunt Jo: What?
*Olaf pushes Aunt Jo*
Oh wait..... that did happen......
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Post by esme12 on Oct 27, 2005 17:56:50 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]Olaf: Esme, I've been meaning to say this to you for quite some time. I find your sense of fashion disturbing and if you say that one more thing is in or out I will find that sugar bowl you love so much and shove you inside of it! Esme: Anger isn't in Olaf: Okay thats it, you're going in this box until I find that stupid sugarbowl[/glow] continued: Esme: Boxes aren't in. Olaf: If you do that one more time, I'll shoot you. Esme: Killing isn't in. Olaf: Why don't you just go live with Jerome? Esme and Olaf(mocking) together: Jerome isn't in. Esme: Grrr.. don't do that! Olaf: I thought anger wasn't in Esme: Oh no! I did something out! I might as well just kill myself here and now! Olaf: I thought killing wasn't in! Esme(melting):Noooooooooooooooooooo... |
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Post by Skeleton Key on Oct 27, 2005 22:16:38 GMT -5
Klaus: Violet! Did you know one of the munchkins hung himslef in the wizard of oz? You can see it in the background!
Klaus: Violet, out situation is so horrid, sometimes I feel like I could throw up!
Violet: Then do it.
Klaus: *is really confused and grossed out* Throw up?
Violet: Yep. You said you could.
Klaus: I was only speaking metaphorically, and-
Violet: Just do it.
Klaus: But-
Violet: Now.
Klaus: Okaaay...Here I go...
(After ten minutes of Klaus coughing and retching and trying to gag himself.)
Klaus: Please Violet, my throat and stomach muscles are sore, I'm out of breath, I can't throw up.
Violet: Then don't say you can do things that you can't.
Klaus: If you're trying to be parental, there's other ways...
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