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Post by Sugary Snicket on Nov 1, 2005 15:46:44 GMT -5
Olaf: *Goes up to Baudelaires* I have a question for you.
Violet: and that is what?
Olaf: *Is singing now and dancing as if in a Vaudeville musical* Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? ....
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Nov 1, 2005 16:45:10 GMT -5
Esme: I whent through a tom boy ish stage too.
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Post by Skeleton Key on Nov 2, 2005 14:49:00 GMT -5
A few super short Kit/Lemony fanfics.
Lemony Snicket: Jerome Squalor finds that Esme is cheating on him with her former acting teacher! Meanwhile, Violet Baudelaire goes into the hospital for surgery, but upon reading her will Klaus finds that she's left everything to her pet chinchilla! What will Sunny say? And who is the father of Kit's baby? Tune in next time, for A Soap Opera Of Unfortunate Events!
Kit: No one is its father. I ordered from a sperm catalouge.
Lemony: dotdotdot...That ruins the whole plot.
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Lemony: And if you don't know what this word means, go look it up yourself!
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Lemony: *jumps on Kit*
Kit: URGH! Get offa me!
Lemony: *smiles evilly* What's wrong sis? Can't stand a little headlock?
Kit: Eeew! Put on some deoderant before you wrestle me!
Lemony: Aww, come on! It's just a game!
Kit: MO-O-O-O-O-OM! LEMONY'S PICKIN' ON ME!
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Nov 6, 2005 9:27:13 GMT -5
Olaf: Orphans U know I like my eggs sunny side up!
Klaus: *stares, then grabs sunny* Sunny. *tilts her to side* Side. *Holds her up in air* Up. There. Are you happy now?
Violet: Klaus, when he said "sunny side up", he meant the eggs.
Klaus: *facepalm*
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Post by Skeleton Key on Nov 7, 2005 14:13:08 GMT -5
Olaf: Orphans U know I like my eggs sunny side up! Klaus: *stares, then grabs sunny* Sunny. *tilts her to side* Side. *Holds her up in air* Up. There. Are you happy now? Violet: Klaus, when he said "sunny side up", he meant the eggs. Klaus: *facepalm* I have to continue off of that. Violet: Klaus! When you facepalmed you let go of Sunny! Klaus: Where is Sunny? She disappeared when she hit the ground! Sound effects man: Dweed-oo dweed-oo dweed-oo dweed-oo dweed-oo dweed-oo... |
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Nov 7, 2005 16:49:50 GMT -5
(Gotta in turn play off of THAT.  ) Violet, Klaus, and Olaf: SHUT UP YA MOUFFF! Sound FX man: *Opens a bottle of canned laughter* Violet, Klaus, Olaf: *blinkblink* Olaf: I always though that it came in a can, not a bottle.... |
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Nov 7, 2005 18:27:21 GMT -5
(I'm playing off it too.)
Olaf: you know when I said eggs I meant Esme Gigi Geniveve Squalor. I like her sunny you know not crabby.
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Post by Grace on Nov 8, 2005 14:52:24 GMT -5
Yzay! I missed this thread!
Orlando: *sob* WHY HAVE I BEEN IGNORED ALL THIS TIME? I'M A PERSON TOO!
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Post by Skeleton Key on Nov 8, 2005 15:44:04 GMT -5
Klaus: What's that machine part?
Violet: ........It's clearly a thingamabobber.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Nov 11, 2005 16:59:16 GMT -5
(Violet is inventing something that looks like a dangerous, malfunction-prone robot.)
Klaus: Violet do you even Know what that thing will do when it is finished?
Violet:...... Not a clue......
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Post by Skeleton Key on Nov 12, 2005 21:31:24 GMT -5
Something that won't be written:
Why Aunt Josephine is Afraid of Everything and Obsessed with Grammar:
Grammar teacher: Josephine! Pay attention or I'll throw you to the leeches, trip you with a doormat, push a fridge on top of you, lock you in a room with an oven and set it on 'EXPLODE', hit you in the eye with a doorknob, burn you with a thermostat, and have a realtor friend of mine beat you up! Is that all clear?
Josephine, age nine: *twitchtwitch* *whimper* Yes ma'am!
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Post by Grace on Nov 18, 2005 17:14:43 GMT -5
Nero: Here, Yo Yo Ma, you can take this one.
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Nov 22, 2005 16:12:34 GMT -5
Klaus: What are you watching, Violet?
Violet: Pokemon. It's this show about these kids who have these people who follow them around and wear disquises. They never win though their schemes always fail. They also have this annoying little thing that is with them...wait a minute.....is this sounding anything like?...nah....
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Post by Grace on Nov 26, 2005 9:20:33 GMT -5
Inspired by Hanna's above post.
Sunny: I choose you, Pikachu!
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Post by Skeleton Key on Nov 26, 2005 16:03:53 GMT -5
Inspired by Grace's post.
Klaus: Gah! Take this! *throws Sunny*
Olaf: Waaah! That hurt! Especially the teeth! Mooooooooommmmmmyyyyyy!
Violet: Oh no! Sunny is still attatched to his hand! OLAF! WAIT UP!
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