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Post by Black Bert on Nov 26, 2005 16:15:49 GMT -5
Any ASoUE Character: Gee, I wonder if a bunch of people are on a forum right now, thinking of what we'd never say...
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Post by Skeleton Key on Nov 27, 2005 19:42:30 GMT -5
Isadora:...And if you go to a pond at night, and turn around three times, and say, 'Bloody Dewey, Bloody Dewey, Bloody Dewey', he'll come out of the water, and scratch a hole through you, right where the harpoon hit him! And guess what? Remember Carmelita? Well, she went to a pond at night, and said to her friends that there was no such thing as ghosts, and said 'Bloody Dewey, Bloody Dewey, Bloody Dewey', and she turned around three times, and Bloody Dewey clawed a hole right through her! And her friends could see through the hole!
Violet: Well get this! There was this snow scout, and you know how the caves in the Mortmain Mountains have lots of spiders in them? Well, she got bit by a spider, and got this big lump on her cheek, and it itched like crazy! Then one day, when she scratched it, all these little baby spiders came out! No lie!
Sunny: Deathshaft! (Well, you know 667 Dark Avenue? Well, this girl, she was in the elevator all alone, and suddenly this voice comes over the speaker instead of music, and this guy says, "I'm coming to get you!", and she ignores it. And then, a little later, the speaker comes on again, and the same guy says, "Ive almost got you.", and then she was scared, and a little while later the elevator floor broke, and she fell down the shaft, and died. And the last thing she saw was 'Haha, I got you!" written on the wall in blood!)
Lemony: Meanwhile...
Klaus: Why do you think they're having an all-girl sleepover?
Duncan: They're probably talking about VFD and for some reason they need it to be all girls.
Lemony: If only they knew...
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Nov 28, 2005 16:10:45 GMT -5
(Skeleton you are a very freaky person.  ) |
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Post by Skeleton Key on Nov 28, 2005 17:21:33 GMT -5
Thank you.
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Post by Grace on Nov 28, 2005 20:33:05 GMT -5
Duncan/Isadora/Quigley/Kit/Jacques/Lemony/Olaf: I give up VFD for good!
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Nov 29, 2005 19:55:18 GMT -5
Violet: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!!!!!! a pink dress that ish so IN!
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Post by Grace on Dec 1, 2005 16:11:47 GMT -5
Sunny: O.
Lemony: A word which here means, "O."
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Dec 3, 2005 9:52:52 GMT -5
Belladonna: Here's one:
Violet: Klaus did you hear that?
Klaus: no.
Violet: What was that noise?
Klaus: That was me.
OH13: Belladonna that was really immature and stupid.
Belladonna: So says you.
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Dec 3, 2005 13:23:58 GMT -5
Esme: I don't know...maybe I'm not fabulous.....does this dress make me look fat?
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Post by Grace on Dec 3, 2005 14:12:09 GMT -5
Olaf: I'll brush your hair/Put your durag on/I wanna cater 2 u/
Violet/Klaus: *stare*
Olaf: Don't tell me you've never heard of Destiny's Child.
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Dec 3, 2005 19:53:31 GMT -5
Esme: Oh my gosh! My lettuce ripped.....oh well.....
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Dec 4, 2005 9:23:17 GMT -5
(ew, hanna)
Lemony: I'm sick of being a pessimist. I'm going to work for Loney's publishing company and be a happy little elf for the rest of my life.
*Barks in laughter*
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Post by Grace on Dec 5, 2005 17:07:24 GMT -5
Prude.
Klaus: Screw books! TV is sooo much more interesting.
Mike Teevee: Welcome to my world.
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Post by Skeleton Key on Dec 6, 2005 0:41:58 GMT -5
Belladonna: Here's one: Violet: Klaus did you hear that? Klaus: no. Violet: What was that noise? Klaus: That was me. OH13: Belladonna that was really immature and stupid. Belladonna: So says you. The Baudelaires are alone in a dark bed room. Klaus: Did you hear that? Violet: What? Klaus: That. Violet: That was you scraping Sunny's head against the wall. Klaus: Was not. See, Sunny's right here. Violet: Yes it was. You just stopped. Klaus: See, it started again. Violet: I know Sunny's head when I hear it. Klaus: Really, I think it's something! I'm scared, Violet! Violet: Fine then, Klaus, come on and sleep in my bed. Klaus: Ha! It was Sunny's head! I really had you going there! Violet: *sigh* TWO MINUTES LATER Klaus: V-Violet? Violet: What, Klaus? Klaus: I h-heard something! Violet: Really, you think I'm falling for that again? Klaus: But- Violet: Really. Klaus: But- Violet: Goodnight, Klaus. Klaus: *whimper* *Right after Violet falls asleeps, Count Olaf crawls out from under the bed and grabs Klaus by the neck* Klaus: Thought of anything yet? Violet: Nope. Klaus: Don't be too hard on yourself, everyone has bad hair days. |
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Dec 9, 2005 11:31:02 GMT -5
Random volunteer 1: What was that noise? Random volunteer 2: That? Oh nothing, just Count olaf outside your window, trying to burn down your house. Random volunteer 1: |
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