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Post by Skeleton Key on Dec 16, 2005 23:28:06 GMT -5
Carmelita: We should sing another, which means I should sing another.
Colette: Don't even THINK about it.
All ASoUE characters:
Deck the halls with thorns atrocious,
Fa la la la la la la la!
'Tis the season for misfortune!
Fa la la la la la la la!
Hang your sister from a willow!
Fa la la la la la la la!
Cry into your paltry pillow!
fa la la la la la la laaaaa!
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Post by Grace on Dec 17, 2005 14:15:50 GMT -5
Esme: Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama...etc.
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Post by Alfred is Present on Dec 18, 2005 8:34:03 GMT -5
Duncan: OK, orphan friends: I have a suggestion that might change our fates, lives and current situations. As we all know, fellow orphans, we have been desperate the day we lost our parents, the times when fire seemed to consume all that we have, and when disaster and misfortune befell us when we needed it the least. So now, I tell you: let us construct an organization ourselves, for VFD has forsaken us and brought woe & misery, no matter how noble each of them are.
Sunny: Baudelaire comments to suggestion! (my siblings and I have some suggestions to share with the future organization!)
Isadora: Go ahead, Baudelaires.
Violet: Lets name it E.I.O.!
Sunny: E.I.O! (Extremely In Orphans!)
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Sing:
Woe to the world, Olaf has come!
Blah.
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Post by Skeleton Key on Dec 30, 2005 0:26:22 GMT -5
Ernest: I'm not YOUR evil twin. You're MY evil twin.
Frank: No, YOU'RE the evil twin.
Ernest: Am not.
Frank: Are too.
Ernest: Am not.
Frank: *facepalm* Let's just avoid all this confusion and say that Dewey is the evil one.
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Tragically, Violet lost her hair ribbon and never thought again. Klaus had to drag her around in a wagon.
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Dec 30, 2005 10:53:17 GMT -5
And so Carmelita Spats the cutest, prettiest, little girl in the whole world rang her victory bell. "Help us!" Cried to towns people to the great Carmelita. Sweet Carmelita took the position of queen dutifully and with more pride has ever a queen before her. "Good people do bring to me a crown to show that i rule. For enemies we've captured we shall need a jail." Ordered Carmelita. "Thanks for the help!" cried the towns people ringing the bell.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Dec 30, 2005 12:54:29 GMT -5
(Help Carmelita has me captured help? Nice use of Sebald code!)
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Dec 30, 2005 19:39:01 GMT -5
(Thanks. Lol.)
Olaf: Well I was just out hanging up the christmas lights when.....
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jan 2, 2006 0:35:50 GMT -5
Lemony: And then Lemony Snicket left the series, leaving the Baudelaires to govern their own fate....
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Jan 2, 2006 17:09:57 GMT -5
Story time
Olaf: I was just drying my hair after my shower when...
Violet: We we're about to be crushed by the giant bolder when Sunny....
Esme: I was just shopping at the used store when...
Klaus: And then my Play Station 2 broke...
Sunny: Then I realised violet useless so I...
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jan 3, 2006 18:33:39 GMT -5
LOL lame joke: Why did Klaus punch the library? (Highlight below for the answer!)
He wanted to hit the books.
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Post by Skeleton Key on Jan 4, 2006 0:08:07 GMT -5
That WAS a lame joke. I doubt Klaus has the muscle power to punch ANYTHING.
Count Olaf: Quigley Quagmire is doing a very good job of not being seen. He could be hiding in the manhole, behind the fire truck, crouched under the corpse of that volunteer, or even in the penthouse. We, however, happen to know he's behind the fire truck. *fire truck is set on fire*
Thirteen points to anyone who can tell me what that's from.
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Post by Neurotic Nerd on Jan 6, 2006 16:31:18 GMT -5
That is from the last chapter of TBB:RE right?
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Jan 8, 2006 13:07:06 GMT -5
Violet: Klaus, I'm craving pickles.
Klaus: Oh..I ate the last pickle yestarday.
Violet: Well...that's unfortunate....
Klaus: Yes.
Violet: Indeed.
Klaus: Olaf! Will you go buy some pickles?
Olaf :*Enters from kitchen wearing pink apron.* I'm busy Klaus, Gee I wish I could but golly I have to wash dishes and cook dinner. Perhaps Esme will.
Klaus: Esme?
Esme: *Enters from living room wearing french maid outfit holding feather duster.* Yes, Klaus dear?
Klaus: Do you think you have the spare minute to fetch some pickles from the store for Violet?
Esme: Oh I have to mop the hall way floor today.
Violet: Well that is unfortunate. Klaus what are you doing today?
Klaus : Oh I can't go because I'm invited to Isadora's dress up party.
Violet: I suppose I can venture to the store then.
Klaus: The problem is solved then.
Violet: Indeed.
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Post by twistedbrain on Jan 8, 2006 14:32:05 GMT -5
Violet: Sunny, will you make dinner and open this can of peas?
Sunny: No! *No, biting things and cooking are both bad habits*
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Post by Skeleton Key on Jan 9, 2006 15:04:01 GMT -5
No, it's from Monty Python's Flying Circus.
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