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Post by Hanna Squalor on Jan 21, 2006 18:59:57 GMT -5
Violet: So I was chatting with OH13 and Hanna on the Esme and Olaf fan club when...
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Post by Skeleton Key on Jan 21, 2006 19:04:58 GMT -5
Olaf: My new name is Karma Energy Otter.
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Jan 21, 2006 19:29:30 GMT -5
Esme: How was I? Good? Bad? I mean my singing voice isn't great but tell the truth...
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jan 22, 2006 16:19:57 GMT -5
Lemony: Hey, that's the best book I've written yet!
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Post by twistedbrain on Jan 22, 2006 16:21:21 GMT -5
Poe: Children, I believe you are right!
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Jan 29, 2006 20:11:31 GMT -5
Esme: I'm going to bed. you coming?
Olaf: Yeah in a minute just let me pour sand on the fire...
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jan 30, 2006 19:17:28 GMT -5
Olaf: THAT HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!! *grabs garden hose and attempts to put out*
And guys, could you please refrain from more mature content in here? there are people sensitive to that sort of thing...... including me. AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT IT!!!!!
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Post by Dante on Jan 31, 2006 6:49:11 GMT -5
And guys, could you please refrain from more mature content in here? there are people sensitive to that sort of thing...... including me. AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT IT!!!!! Quite. SnicketFires and I will not permit adult (read: sexual) content in Burdensome Books, in accordance with the ProBoards Terms of Service and aSoUE's age 9-12 audience (regardless of how many older people enjoy it). Keep all content PG-13, please - slight innuendo may be permitted, but full sexuality will not. Anyone breaking this rule will be given a warning or a strike from now on, and if it persists, the thread will be locked. I'll be editing this into the first post. |
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jan 31, 2006 12:10:05 GMT -5
Thanks, Dante.
Violet: Klaus, I'm just not sure how to put this together.....
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Post by Beatlesque on Feb 1, 2006 20:15:39 GMT -5
Olaf: What's that smell?
Violet: Oh! I think my Pot Roast is burning.
Olaf: Glory! Take out the frikin fire!
Violet: OK (*Goes over to oven*) Wait.... How do these work again?
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Feb 1, 2006 21:39:03 GMT -5
Jospehine: Turn on the radiator it's FREEZING in her- no, I'll do it myself. And while I'm at it I might as well call the realtor and schedule an appointment.
Esme: *at goodwill* Olaf, do you think this looks too extravagant?
carmelita: I'm giving away all my money and outfits to the underpriveleged and holding a bake sale. *sniffs cake*
Man With Beard but no hair: *hammering wine bottle* YAY for prohibition!
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Feb 2, 2006 9:02:55 GMT -5
Olaf: *Is sitting on the end of the boat in the middle of the lake. The Baudelaires are rowing their arms off.* *Olaf begins crying.*
Violet: What's wrong?You're not crying over E again are you?
Olaf: But she's gone....Now I'll never have children. No one will ever love me like my snuggle puppy did! *Wails*
Klaus: I personaly wouldn't trust you with a kid.
Olaf: *Cries more*
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Post by Skeleton Key on Feb 2, 2006 11:46:25 GMT -5
Esme: Coukd you please invent a straitjacket for Carmelita?
Violet: Sure, but it probably won't work. I'm not good at these kinds of things.
Isadora: KLAUS!
Klaus: What is it, honey?
Isadora: *has 667 open* Why are there so many people impersonating me! *cries* Hold me!
Klaus: *thinking as he holds Isadora* I would go get help, but I'm having too much fun to stop now.
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moominmamma
Bewildered Beginner
It's cold out here...
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Post by moominmamma on Feb 2, 2006 11:53:55 GMT -5
Sunny: Vi-vi, cut steak for Sunny!
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Post by Beatlesque on Feb 2, 2006 18:15:05 GMT -5
Isadora: LIKE Violet!
Violet: LIKE Yeah!
Isadora: Totally POWER!
Violet: Totally POWER!
(Isadora, Violet): TOTALLY POWER!!
Klaus: You guys are acting retarded....
Sunny: Klasunsilx?
Klaus: What?
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