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Post by Sugary Snicket on Feb 3, 2006 16:46:53 GMT -5
Klaus: AAAARRRGGHH!!!!! *Crashes through wall*
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Post by euro on Feb 4, 2006 6:01:50 GMT -5
"you guys are acting retarded"...classic!
Olaf: Esmé, why've you been so lazy lately? what happened to the hard-working lady i used to know?
Esmé: smoking pot is in!
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Feb 4, 2006 21:50:40 GMT -5
Violet: Klaus, What does the word " Spaceage" mean?
Klaus: Not a clue......
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Feb 6, 2006 21:59:25 GMT -5
Klaus: I want to be a superhero! *puts on cape*
oh bog no, that sounds too much like carmelita.
Violet: Look guys! I invented a jetpac! Let's go find Hector!
*all Baudelairs grab on*
Violet: 3. 2. 1. BLAST OFF.
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Post by Beatlesque on Feb 9, 2006 23:21:07 GMT -5
Olaf: Why don't we stop chasing the Baudelaire's? Why don't we make them our kids! Our orphan children!
Esme: Excuse me!? Like NOWAYOMGTOTALLYNO! THERLIKSOOUTOMG!
Olaf: Esme go to he**.
Esme: OMGLIKNOWAY! YOUDIDN'TGOTHERBUDLIKNOOOOOWAY!
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Feb 12, 2006 15:01:37 GMT -5
Olaf: So Violet....now that Esme is dead I was thinking....
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Post by twistedbrain on Feb 12, 2006 15:04:23 GMT -5
LOL, Hanna.
Poe: I finally got some cough drops, childern.
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Post by ih8orfns on Feb 12, 2006 15:29:06 GMT -5
Esme: LOL!
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Post by twistedbrain on Feb 12, 2006 15:31:06 GMT -5
Olaf: I'm sorry.
Violet: I forgive you. *hugs*
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Feb 12, 2006 20:33:48 GMT -5
Violet: So Olaf, now that Esme is dead I was thinking....
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Feb 12, 2006 21:18:33 GMT -5
Olaf: No I insist!
VFD chancellor: Olaf, for the last time we are not funding your plan to build an underwater library that no one can possibly burn down.
Olaf: We're going to that hotel!
Henchmen: Oooh, what treacherous scheme do you have cooked up this time boss?
Olaf: We're going in there... And having fun pressing all the buttons on the elevator before we order room service and pass the rest of the evening playing backgammon before a strict 8 oclock bedtime, unless you want to stay up all night reading.
Everyone else: *dumbfounded*
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Feb 16, 2006 21:24:31 GMT -5
Hanna Squalor: Well at least Olaf is free of Esme now...
Esme: If I skip a bath tonight then I'll catch one tomorrow.
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Post by Skeleton Key on Feb 18, 2006 4:05:26 GMT -5
Olaf: De-worm the orphans! Esme: Absolutely. That's what's in. *de-worms Violet* Violet: You didn't de-worm me. You shaved my head. Esme: That's the first step to recovery. Olaf: Sign the petition to further Violet's treatment at klausfriedrice.blogspot.com! (Yes, shameless slef advertising, but it IS something they wouldn't say.) Olaf: I didn't MEAN to be evil. I started out as the kid with the spidery hair that fainted a lot. I guess these sort of things just happen. Esme: I used to be a goody two-shoes, but I sacrificed that for my boyfriend. *french kisses Olaf* Klaus: I wear glasses because I burned my eyes playing with fire. Then I figured, "Well, I might as well read." Sunny: I bite legs! Jerome: I hate all of you. I just keep quiet so I won't lose any more teeth. Ernest: I became evil because Frank got all the attnetion! *bawls* BEWARE! COLERNEST SHIPPING AHEAD! Frank: That's not true! Ernest got the cute French girl! *bawls louder* Dewey: People just don't notice me as much as brothers because I don't have the same atrocious hair. Violet: I actually despise Klaus. He's sooooo annoying. |
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Feb 18, 2006 13:38:40 GMT -5
Skeleton you're a weirdo. ;D
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Post by twistedbrain on Feb 18, 2006 13:41:15 GMT -5
Esme: Oh, my gosh, orphans, I love you even though orphans are out.
Violet: *bites*
Sunny: *does extensive research on double personalities*
Klaus: *invents an Esme-eraser*
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