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Post by Summer Wind on Feb 19, 2006 12:39:46 GMT -5
Mr. and Mrs. Baudelaire: KIDS WE'RE BACK!!
Klaus: Wait a minute aren't you suppose to be dead?
Mr. and Mrs. Baudelaire: Yeah, your right *dies*
Violet: Klaus, you're an idiot
Klaus: Which is why I conceal myself in books.
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Feb 19, 2006 21:23:15 GMT -5
Sunny: *bites cpb*
Klaus: NO SUNNY! *Stabs with pencil*
Violet: That's it, I'm inventing a muzzle for Sunny.
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Feb 25, 2006 11:50:11 GMT -5
Lemony: Esme is like this smokin hot babe with lettuce tape on the following locations....*Pulls down diagram*
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Feb 25, 2006 21:44:31 GMT -5
Sinister Duo: Count Olaf, we hereby sentence you to life in the Deluxe Cell.
Olaf: *shopping* LOOK MY FAVORITE AISLE! *personal care aisle including: Soap, shampoo, toothpaste, toothbrushes...*
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Post by twistedbrain on Feb 25, 2006 21:46:30 GMT -5
Fiona: *eating and finds a mushroom* Ewww, get it away!
Olaf: Oh, darn. I give up.
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Post by Vicener on Mar 2, 2006 20:19:32 GMT -5
I think that Olaf will never say:
"I don't know why I keep trying to get that fortune... maybe I should just get a job".
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Mar 4, 2006 20:45:42 GMT -5
Well he has one: Impresario.
Olaf: *reading*
Esme: Olaf, look I just burnt down all the mansions of our enemies and got all their for-
Olaf: *calmly* Hush darling, I'm reading. It's not your day in court. *reading Native Son with a stack of books next to him such as Anna Karenina and A Series of Unfortunate Events*
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Post by twistedbrain on Mar 4, 2006 20:49:00 GMT -5
Jerome: I object!
Esme: Oh Lemonee! Where are you? Come to me, my love!
Lemony: I'm coming, dearie!
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Mar 4, 2006 21:40:48 GMT -5
Esme: I just got 10 billion dollars!
Olaf: How?
Esme: I held a gun to a tellers head at each of the banks in the financial district.
Olaf: It was that easy? you didn't have to kidnap anyone or burn anything. Or use a complicated plot that was doomed to fail in the first place?
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Mar 9, 2006 21:59:27 GMT -5
Olaf: At last I have the Baudelaire Fortune!
Esme: *snarls* Now what are you going to do with all that money!
Olaf: *puts on glasses* Go to college!
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Post by Beatlesque on Mar 10, 2006 1:05:06 GMT -5
Olaf: Violet.
Violet: Olaf
Olaf: Olaf... wait you confused me!
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(This one is a disclaimer from one of my fan fics except a bit twisted.)
Disclaimer: Don’t own ASOUE blah who, cares, NOW!
Peoples! This chapter believe it or not, THIS CHAPTER IS GOING TO BE SERIOUS!
All of the peeps from ASOUE: (GASP)
I know! This chapter will include the F.B.I., a new relationship, jealousy, helicopter attacks, helicopter chases, explosions, karate
(Klaus: You better stop talking about the Karate Kid Violet!
Violet: ((Sticks out tongue))
And a lost person they find.
Sunny: Yep this is not going to be a serious chapter if there is going to be helicopters, chases, explosions, Karate Kid Klaus, and the F.B.I.
Klaus: I’M NOT THE KARATE KID! Wait Sunny you speak? WAIT YOU'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOME EFFED UP PENGUIN!
Violet: Oh Klaus-san...
Klaus: SHUT UP!
Violet: Wait, oh Klaus-kun...
Klaus: QUIT IT!
Violet: No! If you want Captain Crunch you must break board!
Klaus: Captain Crunch? You mean that fat, old, retarded captain who wanted Count Chocula dead?
Violet: Yes.
Sunny: See now they added Captain Crunch!
Klaus: Sooner or later there is gonna be a boat chase...
Sunny: STOP GIVING THE AUTHOR IDEAS!
Klaus: Now there is gonna be a tsunami while were in a boat!
(The Karate Kid thing wouldn't be understood in this one. It's in my fan fic because the guy's anme is differ. And the actor that was him was the Karate Kid.))
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Post by thedoctororwell on Mar 10, 2006 11:03:30 GMT -5
PTDR. Where's the nearest Psychiatric hopital located ? I think I've just fount out something interesting.
No, honestly, that was brilliant. I hope I'd have your sense of humour. And PTDR means "ROOLT" in French (Pé-té de rire = broken by his own laugh). The equivalent of "lol" is "mdr" (mort de rire : dead of laugh).
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Mar 10, 2006 18:33:08 GMT -5
Yay! french lessons!  Violet: Klaus. Klaus: Violet. Violet: Klaus. Klaus: Violet. Sunny: Sunny! |
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Post by Beatlesque on Mar 10, 2006 21:21:05 GMT -5
Ok here's another one from one of my fanfics.))
“You guys have you noticed that thingy in the sky?” Klaus asked. “You don’t think it’s a U.F.O?” Violet asked scared. “Nah.” Sunny looked up.
“STOP WITH YOUR HANDS UP!” It wasn’t a UFO it was a friging helicopter. “Wow she sure speeded things up.” Klaus said in a low voice.
“OH MY F***ING AHHH! IT’S LIVE ACTION SQUIRELL!”
It was true there in front of them was live action squirrel. If you have seen Drawn Together you would know why he is so horrible. “Where is live action cow when you need her!?” Klaus cried.
“PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!” They still didn’t put their hands up. A few seconds later a second helicopter appeared. “Klaus by any chance do you have your gun thingy?” Violet asked Klaus who right now was rubbing his brow in worry.
“Yeah... Odd I didn’t remember.” The rest of the brat pack looked at him awkwardly. “What?”
“You didn’t remember until now?”
“Yeah.”
‘WELL GET IT OUT AND SHOOT THAT DARN SQUIRREL!” Klaus eyes widened. “Are you crazy!? I’ll get killed!” Awkward stares were his reward.
“Darn it!” Klaus got out his gun and aimed. “Yo she b**ch! Let’s go!” He then pulled the trigger.
BANG!
Live action squirrel lay motionless in the ground.
“PUT THE GUN DOWN! WAIT HE FIRED! SHOOT! MEN! SHOOT!”
The three looked up. “Run!” Sunny yelled. “NEVER!” Klaus then shot one the helicopters. “You idiot!” An explosion was heard. The orphan's eyes widened. There was a helicopter heading towards them. A helicopter Klaus was stupid enough to shoot.
((Now really I think that would never happen, and they would never say that. Now don't I have effed up fan fics? xD ;D)
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Post by thedoctororwell on Mar 11, 2006 16:20:22 GMT -5
Wow ! That's as hilarious as ever ! Good job !
(sigh)
No, honestly, I didn't understand a single word. Shame on my abysmal english skills. Well, at least the french characters of Asoue will help me to recover from this humiliation.
(Begins dancing macarena with Georginna Orwell and Mrs. Bass)
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