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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Mar 13, 2006 21:51:32 GMT -5
Klaus: I have an idea.
Violet+sunny: *excitement* What?
Klaus: We should disguise ourselves as cows, and all live happily ever after at the valorous farms dairy!
Violet: *grumbling as she gets into the cow disguise* Well this one worked for one of the villains...
sunny: Milk!
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Mar 14, 2006 11:14:35 GMT -5
Esme: *Eating grass in a cow suit* I'm not dead really..I'm just disguised as a cow....uh..I mean..moo....
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Mar 14, 2006 17:31:48 GMT -5
Random villain in cow disguise: Uh, boss? It's not working. And the farmer's going to try to milk me later.
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Post by Beatlesque on Mar 14, 2006 20:38:02 GMT -5
Klaus: Look at the chicken!
Violet and Sunny just stare at him awkward**
Klaus: LOOK AT THE EFFING CHICKEN!
Olaf: See what you did ESME YOU MADE MY DARLING KLAUS RETARDED!
Esme: CHU DINK YU TUFF!
Violet: EVERYONE! I'm not really Violet, i'm a chicken.
(Gasps from the others)
Violet: Well i'm not really a chicken i'm a butt.
Klaus: Darn it! She just spoiled book 13!
Sunny: Violet you sux!
Violet the butt: ....
Klaus: Wait Sunny don't make her speak. Or even worse yell.
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Mar 14, 2006 21:43:03 GMT -5
Klaus: *reading quitely*
Olaf: *whispering* I'm sorry, I hope I'm not bothering you but could you teach me to do that?
Sinister Duo: We hereby find ourselves guilty of an assortment of crimes so large and heinous that to repeat it would be a crime in itself. We'll be off to jail for life sentences without parole. Good day to you.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Mar 15, 2006 17:38:55 GMT -5
Violet: *sniper* *watches Esme and Olaf on picnic*
Olaf: Esme, hwat's that?
Esme: A salad. I'm eating salads because they're in.
Violet: *shoots Esme*
Olaf: Oh my God! Someone shot your arm off!
Esme: Yeah, I know! I wonder who did it?
Olaf: Esme, who did that?
Esme: I dunno!
Olaf: Who shot you in the arm?
Esme: I DUNNO!!!!!
Olaf: Esme..... I want your salad!
Esme: *>_<*
Olaf: Gimmie your salad, esme!
Violet: *shoots Esme*
Esme: *dead*
Olaf: Walks over to Esme* Oh my god, you're dead! esme, you're dead! You're effing DEAD and youdeadan.... I want your salad. *takes salad*
Violet: *shoots olaf*
Olaf: Oh my god I'm DEAD and imdednid.... *dead*
Violet: Well, that was fun. *swoops down, grabs salad, and runs off.*
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Mar 15, 2006 20:42:25 GMT -5
Olaf: Get out of my way I need to wash this bedding.It's filthy. Get out of my way! Quick before the dirt seeps in so badly I'll never get the stain out. Wine is suck an awful stainer I'll need somthing specail to get it out of my pink apron. Last time I split somthing Esme was awful mad at me... MUST WASH THE BEDDING!
Esme: Olaf, it's in to be ugly. Could you hit me please?You call that a hit?
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Mar 15, 2006 21:56:13 GMT -5
Hahaha. I never knew violet had such a passion for salads.
Olaf: You know, maybe we should consider joining up with VFD again, after all they have such lovely picnics.
Beatrice: Being dead is so out, therefore I decided to rise again. It's the in thing to do you know.
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Post by Beatlesque on Mar 16, 2006 22:32:41 GMT -5
Olaf: I soiled myself.
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Post by Grace on Mar 17, 2006 20:01:07 GMT -5
Jerome: I have a personality. I swear.
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Mar 17, 2006 21:52:35 GMT -5
Esme: Carmelita dear, let's just wear normal clothing.
Carmelita: Ok.
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Mar 17, 2006 23:49:05 GMT -5
Esme: It seems I've run out of things to wear. What happened to all my clothes?
Olaf: Didn't you say it was out to wear the same outfit twice. And to burn all your old clothes?
Esme:No. I said it was in to wear home-less mice as burn'in outfit.
Olaf:.....Well in that case your clothes are in the garage.
Esme: We don't have a garage. We're living in a trailer ever since Jerome's credit cards got maxed out.
Olaf: Did I say garage? What I meant was....I burnt them....
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Mar 21, 2006 21:27:49 GMT -5
hahaha
Olaf: *tries to light match and tries to burn down Dewey's Library*
DARN IT.
*fails to burn the underwater hotel and keeps trying with much frustration and yelling*
*bubbles appear out of his mouth*
I'm getting cold down here...
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Post by descartes on Apr 25, 2006 20:20:57 GMT -5
Sunny: Giv olaf (Why don't we just give Olaf our fortune; we weren't really going to do anything with it really)
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Apr 25, 2006 20:45:31 GMT -5
Police: We have him at last!
Olaf: I don't believe it. Foiled by the stupid police after all this time-
Police: Silence. It is now up to Justice Strauss to decide on your punishment.
Strauss: Off with his head!
Violet: We should just offer our fortune as a reward for the capture of Olaf....
*2 seconds later*
Daily Punctilio (all the news in fits of print)
COUNT OLAF CAPTURED.
Daily Punctilio reporter Geraldine Julienne reports that not only has Count Olaf been captured after the offer of the Baudelaire fortune as a reward was made, but some of the baudelaire fortune has also been used to pay this newspaper to get details and facts correct. This is surely a day to go down in history-----*Blah blah blah*
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