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Post by Spymaster E on Oct 22, 2006 11:38:59 GMT -5
Olaf: Prepare for trouble Esme: Make it double! Klaus: Are you doing that villain theme from Pokemon again? Olaf and Esme: ....maybe?
Violet: OMG! I LIKE THINGS THAT ARE IN! Esme: Shame on you, how could sound like such a spoiled brat?! It's not what's in that counts, it is your personality. Violet: F*** off!
Quigley: (on the ledge) Violet, want some nuts? VIolet: Back off, perv! (Whacks Quigley) Quigley: (pulls out some cashews) Some CASHEW nuts? Violet: (embarassed) Oh... (I hope that wasn't to innapropriate)
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Oct 23, 2006 10:21:58 GMT -5
I loved the Pokemon referance!!
Esme: You know it's good thing burn scars are in, but on the bad side my lettuce has burned off.
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Post by Spymaster E on Oct 26, 2006 17:16:18 GMT -5
-Continuing from Hannnah
Esme: And that I have burned too. (Pan out and we Esme on a cloud floating upward. She is dressed in a white gown, and has two small white wings and a halo)
-My own
Quigley: (to Klaus) I must say that I have always found you etremely hot! Klaus: Sorry, I'm in love with Hector and Fernald! Quigley: D: (murders Klaus)
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Oct 26, 2006 19:23:42 GMT -5
-Continuing from James Quagmire
*Esme's cloud bursts, sending her down to the other place*
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Post by Jenny on Oct 27, 2006 7:03:50 GMT -5
(Ha! Can see that happening).
Olaf and Esme: We aren't really pyromaniacs or criminals. We are secret volunteers, sent to look after the Baudelaire children in case anybody tries to hurt them. We don't want to see anybody hurt, and we hate to think who could have been evil enough to start the fire at the Baudelaire mansion. *halos appear above both heads*
Jerome: *holds box of matches, grins crazily*
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Post by Tigerclaw can drive a car :B on Oct 30, 2006 19:54:54 GMT -5
Olaf: Why should you care if i murder a few kids, eh? Your a criminal, just like me. Fiona: Okay that's only half right. I am a thief, that steals for the poor. While you? your just a fusterated old man turned homocidal pyro maniac! Olaf: .... shut up and make me a sandwich....
Sunny: BEEP YOU!
Klaus: Once i met this giirl in alabama. yeah she was hot. she had huge- Violet: eyes -_- Klaus: you were looking at her eyes? Duh! I meant very large- Violet: Hey! we'll be sensitive here... Klaus: Tatas Violet: .... Klaus: Bodatious TATAS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Beatlesque on Oct 30, 2006 21:54:46 GMT -5
Olaf: Just look at my muscels! Esme: *shakes head* Will you hurry up! Olaf: Just look at them! Esme: That's not a mirror. Olaf: Yes it is! I've been using it forever! Esme: Orly!? Look into my compact mirror. Olaf: *looks into mirror* AHHHHH! *faints* Esme: Those Badebrats were right when they said he wasn't smart. Using an Arnie poster as a mirror... idiot..
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Post by Tigerclaw can drive a car :B on Oct 31, 2006 16:10:42 GMT -5
Violet: no idiots allowed in my shop. leave Carmalita! *Camalita leaves and comes back in diguise* Carmalita: I'd like to buy this T.V. madam. Violet: ...leave Camalita *camalita disguises herself again.* Carmalita: I'd like to buy this T.V. please. Violet: Why won't you leave!? Camalita: ARGH!!! how do you know it's me?!?!?!?! Violet: because that's not a t.v......that's my microwave.
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Post by Spymaster E on Nov 2, 2006 14:45:48 GMT -5
Fiona: I. LOVE. MUSHROOMS! Klaus: We. Know. Fiona: NO, I MEAN I LOVE MUSHROOMS! (picks up a mushroom) Will you marry me? Klaus: (backs away slowly) Lemony Snicket: The End is not here. In fact, The End is really Book 54, which will not be released until 2043. In the real The End, a horde of carnivorous marshmellows will attack the Buadelaires, but Sunny will save them by eating all the marshmellows. Unfortunately, she will explode. And I will make sure that all pears are created equal. Then all the pears shall rejoice and read "The Little Engine that Got Owned" around a campfire and sing immature songs. Duncan: Violet. I love you. Violet: Sorry, I am in love with a woman named Beatrice. Duncan: You stole that from fruithead. Lemony: HEY! Klaus: Reading sucks. It is so B-O-R-I-N-G! I am goign to do something more constructive. (plops in front of TV and turns it on) (three months later) Violet: (walks in; sees Klaus' skeleton watching TV) I got this next one from the Colberet Report last night: Klaus: Remember something Sunny. Magic doesn't exist. There is no (BEEP-mouths, "Santa Claus"). The tooth fairy is your (BEEP-mouths, "mother and father"). There is no (BEEP-mouths, "Easter Bunny"). (End Colberet quote) Quigley: I. Like. To. Spam. (joins blog-writes, "hjknfidyubvuogyuhvnfgndbuitghnufilyhbnuidosytvnoireuingiytegitbuihnore!") Nero: I suck on the violin. I should take up in ballet. Coach Genghis:...well, good luck with that. Mr. Poe: I tuck my bags of money in everynight. They sleep right next to me in bed, I make my wife sleep in the basement. ....Whew, that was a long one.
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Nov 4, 2006 11:35:34 GMT -5
Violet: Did anyone notice that Esme's lettuce wasn't big enough on her left- Klaus:Ew! You were looking? Violet: Well...she is pretty good lookin. I mean you should know. Remember on Dark Avenue when you walked into one of the bathrooms and saw her coming out of the shower? Klaus:Please don't remind me.
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Post by aristotle on Nov 4, 2006 15:19:27 GMT -5
Olaf: The heck with money, love is what really matters! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Klaus: Violet, can you invent something that will make you age faster? I want that money NOW! Violet: But being old isn't in!
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Post by Jenny on Nov 5, 2006 6:26:28 GMT -5
(I was tempted to extend that Hanna, but then I realized I wasn't brave enough.)
Mr. Poe: Alright children, you have my undivided attention. Is there anything you would like to talk about, and are any of your guardians unsuitable?
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Post by Jacques Snicket on Nov 5, 2006 14:21:42 GMT -5
Olaf: Now, orphans. I want to ask something of you. Where are my cheesey poofs? Violet: We do not know Count Olaf. Olaf: I WANT MY CHEESEY POOFS! Hey! (sees cat eating his cheesey poofs) Olaf: No, kitty! They're MY cheesey poofs! Baudelaires:
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Post by Tigerclaw can drive a car :B on Nov 5, 2006 20:15:37 GMT -5
Olaf: I AM TISSUE MAN!!!! HERE ME ROAR!!!! (randomness)
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Post by Jacques Snicket on Nov 7, 2006 20:17:51 GMT -5
Olaf: It's a beautiful morning! Woohoo! Klaus: Why are you so happy all of a sudden? Olaf: Because I was in love with your mother. Klaus: WHAT?! (proceeds to kick Olaf where it hurts) Violet (passes by): Awkward… Sunny:
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