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Post by Hanna Squalor on Nov 11, 2006 21:19:31 GMT -5
Olaf: So anyway basically I was with every young woman in V.F.D and was using each to futhur my career. Esme was the best kisser. Beatrice was the best at painting my toenails- I mean....she made good soup.....
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Post by Jacques Snicket on Nov 12, 2006 10:54:48 GMT -5
Lemony Snicket: And thus the three Baudelaire orphans died in misery and despair. THE END!!!!! Violet: What!? We're not dead! WE DO NOT DIE IN THE END! Lemony Snicket: What? My ending too cheerful for you? Alright, fine! Here's a more depressing ending, "And thus the Baudelaires found their parents who were indeed alive, and Count Olaf gave them rock candy." THE END!!!!! I'M DONE HERE!!! THIS IS IT!!! YOU NEVER LIKED MY ENDINGS!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL NEVER WRITE THESE BOOKS AGAIN!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU ALL DIE A TRAGIC DEATH WITHOUT MY ASSISTANCE!!!!
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priyal
Reptile Researcher
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Post by priyal on Nov 13, 2006 0:24:21 GMT -5
Fernald to Violet: Remember me Violet? The Kitchen Buddie! You invented me to help your mother in the kitchen! The hooks are for hanging cups and my mouth is a dishwasher for spoons!!I learned to love by standing and staring at your mother. When she died, I planned to take revenge against Count Olaf by joining his troope.
Olaf:WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Violet looks puzzled for a moment but then she says: Oh!!! KB!!! I love you!*hugs fernald*
Fiona:My brother is a robot! *jumps of a cliff and dies*
Klaus and Sunny faint by seeing their sister hugging Fernald/KB
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Post by Jenny on Nov 14, 2006 17:23:34 GMT -5
Olaf (to anyone): I love you.
.....(Ok so I'm tired.)
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Nov 18, 2006 13:37:24 GMT -5
You just crushes all my hopes and dreams Jenny!
Olaf (To me, lol.): I'll brush my teeth and take a shower, therefore becoming perfect and then I'll put all my other relationships behind me and love you. Even though you aren't as thin or as pretty as Violet. I love you!
Ahem..... I'm sorry.
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Post by Jenny on Nov 18, 2006 13:41:21 GMT -5
(You're very pretty Hanna! Stop it. And I dunno how much you weigh, but it won't make any difference! Sorry, I'm ranting.)
Carmelita: God, you're all so childish. Why can't we talk about things in a sensible manner?
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U T O P I A
Catastrophic Captain
And in the icy silence of the tomb, so haunt thy days and chill thy dreaming nights.
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Post by U T O P I A on Nov 18, 2006 15:55:42 GMT -5
Scooby Doo meets ASOUE
[The Baudelaires and Lemony gather around a tied-up Count Olaf.]
Klaus: Well done Violet, your trap worked!
Sunny: Yay! Now he tied up!!
Violet: Finally, we'll find out who this Cout Olaf really is.... [Violet removes the "Count Olaf Mask". It reveals who was dressing up as Count Olaf all along.]
Lemony: Beatrice!
Klaus: Mother!
Beatrice: And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those pesky kids...
[Esme walks past] Esme: Now my love life is beyond screwed. I always wondered why, in bed, he never -- [she walks off]
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Nov 19, 2006 14:20:47 GMT -5
LOTFLMAO! That was hilarious! My gosh!
Thank you Jenny.
Klaus: I've read about an alterior lifestyle that I'm going to now practise. I can't beleive I haven't heard of this before. We should all live this way forever! Olaf: Agreed! Nudist is the way to go! Violet: *Covers Sunny's eyes*
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Post by Tigerclaw can drive a car :B on Nov 26, 2006 10:26:16 GMT -5
lol
Klaus: My wife's gettin' old. Violet: well, they say that women age like fine wine- Klaus: she's aging like milk -_-
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Post by Jenny on Nov 26, 2006 11:29:23 GMT -5
Olaf: Violet, I've suddenly changed my mind about marrying you. You mustn't be upset. I decided to marry the prettiest orphan. *looks around* So where is Klaus?
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Post by Jacques Snicket on Nov 28, 2006 18:33:55 GMT -5
Olaf: Who are you anyway, a unicorn? Giuseppe Verdi: I am not a unicorn! I am an operatic composer, like the guy in the Hotel Manager suit said! Olaf: What are you talking about, unicorn? Verdi: WHAT?! I AM NOT A UNICORN!!! Dewey Denouement: La Forza del Destino…[gets harpooned]*gasp* I am dead now. Oh yeah, I lied about the Baudelaires being safe again…I…I had to tell Olaf…[dies] Just then, his bowels are released, and the whole place smells now. Cartman: You see Kyle? Everybody craps their pants when they die! Now hand over another 20!
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Post by Tigerclaw can drive a car :B on Nov 30, 2006 18:57:14 GMT -5
LOL
Violet: You give me my hat back right now or i will come to your house and...... POKE YOU!
*random lady screams and faints*
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Post by Jacques Snicket on Dec 2, 2006 21:37:26 GMT -5
Olaf: No, I am not a pyromaniac, you twit! Mr. Poe: Hmmph! You were never a really good actor anyway, Count Olaf. Olaf: My name is Stephano you idiot! Mr. Poe: No it is not! Come with me, Count Olaf, where I will arrest you! Olaf: Nooooooo!!!! I want my maaammmmaaaaaaaa!!!!
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Post by Bartemius (Fitzherbert) Cohen on Dec 15, 2006 3:49:32 GMT -5
Phil: A shark ate my leg off. Sunny threw her cake at me. Just do me a favour and SHOOT ME NOW, WILL YOU?
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Dec 16, 2006 20:31:00 GMT -5
Esme: (Chasing Olaf around with a bar of soap) Come back here! This will teach you to break up with me!
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