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Post by Jacques Snicket on Dec 16, 2006 22:13:38 GMT -5
Olaf: Well, well, well. It seems we have finally gotten ahold of Lemony Snicket. We captured him in roughly one minute we barged in the place. Fernald: I find that hard to believe, Olaf. Olaf: Would you believe five minutes? Fernald: I highly doubt that, boss. Olaf: How about ten minutes? Fernald:
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Dec 24, 2006 0:46:42 GMT -5
Gotta play off of that...
Olaf: Fifteen? (Fernald shakes his head no) Twenty? (Again, he shakes his head no) Twenty-five? (Fernald doesn't even comment) Oh come on, throw me a bone here!
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Dec 24, 2006 11:03:54 GMT -5
Olaf: So then I told stacey that her eyebrows don't match. Esme: You didn't! Olaf: I did! *Giggle* So then Brad came up to me and he was like....
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Post by Jacques Snicket on Dec 24, 2006 11:31:50 GMT -5
Olaf prepares to sit down on a chair. Fernald suddenly makes towards Olaf. Fernald: Don't sit on that chair, boss! Olaf sits down anyway. A smell that is smelly in all ways permeates the room, but not after a strange noise is heard. Olaf looks down at the chair. Olaf: The whoopie cushion under the chair trick. That's the third time I've fallen for that this week.
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Dec 24, 2006 22:30:38 GMT -5
Olaf: I can really appreciate that...
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Post by Amy Lee ALOE Aunt Jo on Dec 25, 2006 18:00:47 GMT -5
Olaf: "Chasing orphans around all day is very tiring."
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Post by queequegcaptain on Dec 26, 2006 19:08:20 GMT -5
Lemony, after him and Beatrice (Baud's mother) get back together: This isn't going to work out. It's not you, it's me.
Quigley to Violet, after "alone time" on mountain in TSS: I have a girlfriend. I think you two have met. Her name is Carmelita. Does it ring a bell?
Esme, after being away for a week: Olaf, sweetie-pie, Jerome and I are married again. Have a nice life!
Violet wakes up to see Olaf and Klause singing "We're the best of friends....." from the fox and the hound.
Olaf:: Klaus, you are my role-model.
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Post by Alfred is Present on Dec 27, 2006 7:05:26 GMT -5
I loved the "My brother is a robot! *jumps off a cliff and dies*! HAHAH!
Fiona Floopers:
Fiona: OOh! What a great helmet! I'm going to wear it! Klaus: Fiona! Don't- Fiona: *muffled voice from helmet* What did you say? Klaus: *headdesk* Fiona: BLurggh. *dies and vomits mushroom soup* ======================================================= Fiona:*dies* Violet: why the fat pig did she die? Sunny: Dunno. Klaus: Let's push her off our boat. Sunny: *pushes Fiona off boat* Klaus: I just hate corpses. Violet: And here are beans for you! Eat white mush! Fiona: *resurfaces then bangs head on jar of beans* Klaus: *headboat*
EEw. corny.
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Post by Jacques Snicket on Dec 28, 2006 12:23:40 GMT -5
M.: So, Lemony. Here's what you have to do. First, send a postcard and mail it to F., then you drive over to F.'s residence to hide an important file. After that, go to the front of the house, and J. will meet with you. He will pass to you the files needed to put O. in prison. Do you understand? Lemony: No. M.: What didn't you understand? Lemony: The part after you said, "Here's what you have to do."
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Post by 2yoshi101 on Dec 28, 2006 15:20:12 GMT -5
Klaus: Let's sit down and have a tea party with Olaf! Violet: Okay! Olaf: Sure! Sunny: Yay! Klaus: I'll be right back with the tea. Right now, here's the cupcakes, plastic cups and plastic plates! Olaf: I'm hungry! *eats cupcake* *Klaus comes back* Klaus: I hope you didn't eat the cupcakes, Olaf. They're plastic. Olaf with mouth full of cupcake: oops
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Post by Hanna Squalor on Dec 28, 2006 17:07:40 GMT -5
Therapist: So when do you think you're fear of bathing started. Olaf: Well it started when I...oh Esme take off the fake mustache I know it's you. Therapist: Who's Esme? Olaf: You are. You're wearing her lettuce bikini. Esme: What are you doing hunny? Olaf: But...you were just there....but the man in the bikini...that's not a real man is it? Therapist: Quite. I can prove it.
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Post by 2yoshi101 on Dec 28, 2006 17:21:09 GMT -5
Act 1: Outside Olaf's house
Olaf: I will defeat you all with...ZUCCHINI POWER!! Klaus: That's a pickle, you nitwit. Olaf: Oops.
Act Two: In Olaf's house
Olaf: I will defeat you all with...BOB POWER!! *holds up rubber duck he named Bob* Klaus: I thought we talked about this before... Olaf: Bob is NOT a zucchini!! Klaus: *sighs* That wasn't my point.
Act Three: In a teapot museum
Olaf: Hey Violet! I didn't expect to see you here! Violet: Hey! Me neither! I sue you! Olaf: I sue you for sueing me! Violet: Oh yeah? I sue you for sueing me for sueing you! Olaf: I sue you for sueing me for sueing you for sueing me for sueing you for sueing me! Violet: I sue your rubber duckie! Olaf: I sue lemonade! Violet: I sue you for no particular reason! Olaf: I sue Barney! Violet: He already quit! Olaf: So? Violet: I sue something! Olaf: I sue myself! Violet: I sue you for sueing yourself! Olaf: I sue sueing! Violet: I sue sewing! Olaf: I sue breakfast! Violet: I sue you 'cuz your ugly! Olaf: Am not! Violet: Am too! Olaf: Am not! Violet: Am too!
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Post by Tigerclaw can drive a car :B on Jan 3, 2007 22:15:08 GMT -5
Violet: *looking through telescope* Oh...that du- yellow person...ah yes...He looks very scary! yes...and i know that because....I'm looking right at him...right now...yes....he's yellow...that's very interesting. Quigley: *sigh* You don't even see him do you? Violet: Yeah...d- I don't even know how to use this thing...
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Post by Jacques Snicket on Jan 14, 2007 17:41:00 GMT -5
Olaf: I have some bad news and some good news. Fernald: What? Olaf: The bad news is, I have to go to jail for six years. Fernald: What's the good news? Olaf: I saved fifteen percent of my money on car insurance by switching to Geico. Fernald: (beats Olaf down with a hook-hand).
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Post by Tigerclaw can drive a car :B on Jan 18, 2007 20:34:47 GMT -5
Duncan: *to Klaus* What's wrong? you look nervous. Klaus: What if Quigley is contagueous... i do not want to catch pregnancy. Duncan: No one is pregnant OKAY?? and seriously klaus....after this... we gotta have a little talk man. There's a book i got that we can read together.... Klaus: ....i'd like that
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Klaus: Violet were's Sunny? Violet: *lying face down in the sand* Sunny left. Took the baby for a walk... it's growing up so fast....seems just like yesterday she was born. Klaus: Umm that's because she was born today...like, an hour ago. Violet: We need to cherish these times...i wish i do had a scrap book!
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Fernald: Don't leave me with the horrible doctor. Fiona: Oh shut up Fernald Fernald: Now she's cursing at me!
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