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Post by Cassandra's Ruins on Oct 24, 2004 15:03:10 GMT -5
Duncan: Klaus, I love you. Klaus: Now is not the time.
Violet or Klaus: I'm drawing up a blank on (put in subject/invention).
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Post by PJ on Oct 25, 2004 1:00:10 GMT -5
Violet: You know, I didn't actually invent all the things I say I did... I got em from this book (Holds up book: What to invent when chased by a crazed volunteer arsonist who is called Count Olaf and is after you and your siblings fortune)
Lemony (sinisterly): You know why Olaf wants the Snicket file so badly? Cos it contains baby photos of him!
Olaf threatens children with a knife: Haha! Now the fortune is mine! Violet: Umm, could you just leave us alone, cos you've been really annoying lately and... Olaf: Oh really? I'm sorry, you should have told me. I guess I should return home and take care of my puppy and kitten farm while helping the homeless and donating all my money to the orphanage next door. (Olaf walks off singing: Always look on the bright side of life!")
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Post by Cassandra's Ruins on Oct 25, 2004 19:58:02 GMT -5
A conversation between two random henchmen: "Sooner or later, they'll all find out." "What?" "That by fortune, we mean their good luck."
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Post by Danny's Girl on Oct 26, 2004 1:55:26 GMT -5
Violet and/or Klaus--Let's just give Sunny to Count Olaf. Then maybe he'll let us go free!
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Blofeld
Reptile Researcher
So, we meet again, Mister Bond!
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Post by Blofeld on Oct 26, 2004 3:22:13 GMT -5
On a similar note:
Sunny: (to Violet and Klaus) Maybe if I give you two to Olaf, he'll let me go! Move it, suckers!
( as you may be able to tell, I nicked that from red dwarf)
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Post by LargeManFeOrMale on Oct 26, 2004 5:21:37 GMT -5
If were sticks of celary
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Post by songbird11989 on Oct 26, 2004 12:45:44 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]Olaf: Esme, I've been meaning to say this to you for quite some time. I find your sense of fashion disturbing and if you say that one more thing is in or out I will find that sugar bowl you love so much and shove you inside of it! Esme: Anger isn't in Olaf: Okay thats it, you're going in this box until I find that stupid sugarbowl[/glow]
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Post by Sapphire on Nov 2, 2004 21:39:59 GMT -5
Olaf: Esmé, aren't those shoes out now? Esmé: Yes, but it's now in to be out. Olaf: Well, then shouldn't you be dressed in in stuff, since being in is out? Esmé: No, because being out is in, so therefore I'd wear something out in order to be in. Olaf: But if that's in then doesn't that make you out? Esmé: No beca- Oh forget it! This is too confusing! I'll just wear something normal.
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Post by songbird11989 on Nov 2, 2004 22:06:08 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Captain Widdershins: I think I'll just wait for this soup to cool down before I eat it. [/glow]
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Post by Cassandra's Ruins on Nov 2, 2004 22:23:39 GMT -5
Widdershins: Aye! Perhaps that helmet will help! Aye! And maybe one of those wet suits! Oh, and those little sandwitches with a little bit of butter and cucumbers...That would be sweet. (Some random person, maybe even the writer/director): Uh, Widdershins, you forgot all you're Ayes! again. Widdershins: Aye! It's just so frelling hard to remember! Aye!
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marisa
Bewildered Beginner
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Post by marisa on Nov 2, 2004 22:30:21 GMT -5
Mr. Poe: Go away you dumb children! I don't care about you! Get out! Leave me alone! You waiste my time! LEAVE!
Violet: Fine you big butthead! We don't like you either! Fine! It'll be my pleasure to take me and my own two syblings away from YOU!
Olaf: I love you kids so much! Please have some tea! I love children!
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Post by songbird11989 on Nov 2, 2004 23:14:46 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Josephine: You know, it would be much easier to protect you children if I bought a fancy burglar alarm instead of tin cans. And after I do that, I'll make some cookies with you. [/glow]
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Post by PJ on Nov 3, 2004 1:01:47 GMT -5
Fiona: I think i'll go join Olaf, and while i'm at it, I will set my hair on fire and cut off my arm
Esme: It's now in to be in. Olaf: So if ur in, ur doubly in, which cancells each other out, so your out Esme: So... to be in, I have to be out. And if i'm in, then i'm doubly in, which makes me out again, which in turn makes me in again Olaf: This is more confusing than the last post
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BANNED
Catastrophic Captain
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Post by BANNED on Nov 3, 2004 2:55:45 GMT -5
Klaus said "why don't we just give the baudilaire fortune to count olaf and we can live in a dustbin!!" "good idea Klaus," exclaimed Violet
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Post by Sapphire on Nov 3, 2004 16:59:06 GMT -5
Mr. Poe: Childern, I'm afraid we here at the bank made a mistake. The fortune that you thought you had is not really yours, we got wills mixed up. It really belongs to this kid. *random kid walks out* Violet: So, if the fourtune wasn't in their will, what was? Mr. Poe: A very large TV set that was, unfortunately, destroyed in the fire. Klaus: So we baisically just got a pile of ashes? Mr. Poe: Yes, that would be correct. *Count Olaf looks greedily at the random kid*
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