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Post by Cassandra's Ruins on Nov 3, 2004 17:09:23 GMT -5
(Continuement of Sapphire's)
Olaf: Okay, so I knew it all along, but I felt like trying out all my acting skills. Random kid: Uh, should I be leaving? Olaf: Hey, I'll get to chasing you in a minute. Just sit down! Random kid: Um, okay.
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Post by Sapphire on Nov 3, 2004 17:19:07 GMT -5
*The Baudelaires are doing random things randomly* Violet: *suddenly points to Klaus* Hey! You're not really Klaus! *Grabbs Klaus's face and pulled it off. Revealing that it was a mask* Sunny: *says something meaning "Well that was odd.") *Klaus walks in* Klaus: What was odd? Sunny: *Says something meaning "How can we be sure if that's really Klaus?") Violet: We can't. *does same thing as before, only this time reveals Klaus's skull* Violet: Uhhh . . . Sunny, could you go get the tape?
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Post by Cassandra's Ruins on Nov 3, 2004 17:27:40 GMT -5
*after taping* Violet: Klaus, would you call that an "out-of-skin" moment? Klaus: Ha. Ha.
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Post by songbird11989 on Nov 3, 2004 18:35:57 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Violet ties her hair up in a ribbon, only to find that she does not have hair anymore. Apparently Olaf shaved her head in her sleep. [/glow]
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Post by Sapphire on Nov 4, 2004 20:48:26 GMT -5
Carmelita: It turnes out that caksniffer actually means 'a very charming person.' This whole time I actually meant to say 'piesniffer.' How in the world did I get the two mixed up?
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Post by Cassandra's Ruins on Nov 4, 2004 21:02:01 GMT -5
*continuing Sapphire's, tis fun*
Klaus: You know, we were going to tell you, but it kept slipping our minds. Violet: Yes, Carmelita. We're so sorry. Really ment to tell you.
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Post by Emmerz ze Silly Goose on Nov 5, 2004 17:34:46 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Violet ties her hair up in a ribbon, only to find that she does not have hair anymore. Apparently Olaf shaved her head in her sleep. [/glow] Contining off yours... Olaf: *sniffs shaven hair like crack or Crispinish type way* YESSSSSS! Mwhahaha!
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Post by Cassandra's Ruins on Nov 5, 2004 22:38:09 GMT -5
*more continuing*
Olaf: Only reason to chase them, just to add her hair to my collection.
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Post by Sapphire on Nov 10, 2004 20:39:15 GMT -5
Olaf: Esmé, I have some good news! Esmé: You burned down the last safe place!? Olaf: No. Esmé: You captured the Baudelaires?! Olaf: No. Esmé: Normal clothing is now in!? Olaf: What? Oh, no. But we just saved a buch of money on car insurence by switching to Geico! Esmé: That doesn't sound in to me . . .
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Nov 10, 2004 20:57:19 GMT -5
Esme: I just got an urgent phone call, saying things are in is out, but saying things are out is in Bauds: ESME! You just did something out! Esme: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!<commits suicide>
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Post by songbird11989 on Nov 11, 2004 17:36:33 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Poe: Good news Baudelaires, I just bought a cell phone. Now when you have a problem you can contact me when I'm not at the office. Isn't that just smashing? Violet (under her breath): It would be if he actually helped us[/glow]
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Post by Cassandra's Ruins on Nov 12, 2004 6:52:01 GMT -5
(In the movie, perhaps, or a radio play. That would work too. Yeah, I like the radio play idea.)
Lemony Snicket narrating: And the person who looked like neither a man or a woman– Orlando (That's the name we assigned, right?): Wait, wait. Just a minute. How come you never actually tell the readers this character a gender? Are you lazy? LS: No, if I were lazy, the books would be readiacally different. Now, as I was saying– Orlando: Folks, I'm telling you right now that the person of no gender is the last of the Antarctians! LS: You just gave away a crucial plot point that wasn't going to be revealed until book 14! Orlando: I thought there were going to be 13 books. (You hear a whacking sound) LS: I have got to learn how to be quiet.
Not that funny, but it's very early here. Things just came into my head.
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Post by Emmerz ze Silly Goose on Nov 12, 2004 14:25:11 GMT -5
Counselor: Mister Handler, i want you to repeat after me. "ASOUE is not real, the Baudelaires are a figment of my imagination, i am not Mister Snicket." Daniel Handler: NEVER! I AM Lemony Snicket! And I am madly in love with my beloved Beatrice! Counselor: But Mister Handler, Beatrice is merely a broom! Daniel Handler: *glaring and stroking broom* she is not just a broom..she's a magical broom. Counselor: *rolling eyes* Mister Handler, I think I might take you off that special medication I gave you.
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Nov 12, 2004 19:33:00 GMT -5
hehehe. Mr. Poe: Here at Mulctuary money management, we love to see you smile! Olaf: Esme when we reach the hotel get us a room with a bathtub, lord knows I could use one. Carmelita: Orphans! Countie give them cake! Olaf: What? I steal from orphans I don't- Carmelita: What if I was an orphan? Would you hate me too Countie? Olaf: Of course not, I Carmelita: GIVE THEM CAKE RIGHT NOW Olaf: Oh, well I suppose... Those are really lame but I can't think of any other good ones right now.
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Post by Vortigun on Nov 15, 2004 2:26:42 GMT -5
Olaf: Esme darling, I have decised to shave off my one eyebrow!
Emse: Hmmm... well it doesn't seem very IN to me, but sure, why not!?
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