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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Nov 15, 2004 20:00:35 GMT -5
Olaf already did that for the rr remember?
Nero: I've decided to rely on the childrens' intelligence so I am officially destroying the advanced computer!
Sir: Fair wages for all employees!
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Luigi
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Post by Luigi on Nov 15, 2004 20:03:23 GMT -5
Me: I love these "things characters would never say" games! I don't think they're stupid and uncreative and redundant and unfunny at all!
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Nov 15, 2004 20:07:53 GMT -5
j you're not an asoue character so that statement is invalid.
Kit: You should have seen it Lemony! Books and books and books are covered in fireproof covers so no one could burn them!
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Post by songbird11989 on Nov 16, 2004 16:21:24 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Violet: Look I invented a shrink ray so that we can shrink Olaf down and stomp on him! *accidentally hits a button and turns the machine on, Sunny becomes 6 ft tall* Violet: Except I still have a few bugs to work out[/glow]
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Post by Cassandra's Ruins on Nov 16, 2004 18:18:02 GMT -5
*playing off of Jacques' because she has no originality*
Nero to some random person (yay random people!): This is the advanced computer. Advanced Computer: I am not! I am a person in a suit! Nero kicks the computer. Advanced Computer: I mean, uh, beep beep!
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Post by songbird11989 on Nov 16, 2004 20:46:05 GMT -5
*playing off of Jacques' because she has no originality [glow=red,2,300]If this is directed at me, there is no need for comments like that. I find it offensive. Hector: Okay now that we're up safe and sound in the air, nothing can hurt us. *Crow flies by and gets his beak stuck in the hot air ballon, and the whole thing pops* Hector: Never mind, we're doomed[/glow]
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Post by Vortigun on Nov 18, 2004 16:00:32 GMT -5
Lemony Snicket: <smoking a pipe, to Olaf> One time, at band camp, I shot a guy because he looked at me funny...
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Nov 18, 2004 16:14:08 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]If this is directed at me, there is no need for comments like that. I find it offensive. [/glow] I think she was describing what she herself was doing not you.... Jerome: I'm joining the local debate team! Klaus: My eyes are sore. I think I'll take a break from reading for awhile. Sunny: NO BITE! Nero: The principal of prufrock preparatory school is not on vacation as I may have told you. He's right here! <shows off advanced computer>
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Post by songbird11989 on Nov 21, 2004 16:32:59 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Sir: I've decided to quit smoking because it's bad for your health. *cloud of smoke vanishes to reveal....Count Olafs twin brother!*[/glow]
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Post by Cassandra's Ruins on Nov 23, 2004 19:16:26 GMT -5
Yes, thank you Jacques. I have no reason to direct that at anyone but myself. If you notice my last few posts, I've only been playing off other people's ideas. Remember, I only make fun of myself, because I am the only one who deserves it.
This scene was cut from TCC. I swear. (Lemony Snicket does not support this claim.)
While at Calagari Carnival, Madame Lulu, Colette, Hugo, and Kevin are all seated at a table while the Baudelaires are out, uh, drinking cocoa. Yes. As they come back in, then pausing by the doorway, they hear:
Madame Lulu: Okay, please, I know all you are up to something. Tell me now, please. Hugo (looking at Lulu): Speaking of which... Colette: Alright, fine I'll admit it. I am not a contortionist. All mirrors. Kevin: And I'm not really ambdexterous, I just scribble a lot. Now Lulu... Hugo: And I'm not really a humpback. *thumps it and a hollow sound comes out* Lulu: Okay, and I'm not really a fortune-teller with an odd accent. I actually run a nice coffee shop in a little town near here. Klaus, Sunny, and Violet walk in, still in costume: Is this a bad time?
It doesn't make the most sense, but hey, they don't have to, do they?
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Post by unfortunateforever on Nov 29, 2004 16:25:22 GMT -5
Violet: I'm starting to think that our lives are very unfortunate. Klaus: I'm not really Klaus! I'm actually... *rips off costume*...Violet! Violet: And I'm really Sunny! Sunny: Bookiya, which means something along the lines of "And I'm Count Olaf's cousin twice removed! And now I'm going to kill you!" Olaf's Henchman: I love you, Violet. Violet: But I love Olaf! Klaus" But...I thought you loved me! Sunny: Kewwi, which means "But Violet loves ME!" Violet: No, I love Olaf. Klaus: But you- Henchman: Oh, forget I said anything! Jeez, you chatty little brats. I know-not very funny Violet (in the movie) : It's like were in some horrible movie based on extremely popular yet disturbing books written by a strange man!
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Post by songbird11989 on Nov 29, 2004 16:52:53 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Violet: Olaf, I bought you some lavender scented body wash because your stench is poisoning the air Olaf: How very thoughtful of you Violet. *goes to shower* [/glow]
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Post by Sapphire on Nov 30, 2004 15:58:52 GMT -5
Violet: What if, later on, all of our unfortunate adventures ge written down into a book series by a depressed and mysterious author?
Random person: *to Violet* So, what do you like to do for fun? Violet: Eat paper!
I know, they're not very funny, but oh well.
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Post by X on Nov 30, 2004 16:37:14 GMT -5
ok-- Olaf~ fortunes are SO OUT lets go give our money away! ;D
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Post by PJ on Nov 30, 2004 23:42:29 GMT -5
Violet: Maybe if we hope real hard, our lives will become better again! Klaus: Yes, and while where at it, lets bash our heads against this wall!
(Quagmire kids randomly appear) Isadora: Hey baudelaires! We discovered all these secrets, which we will not tell you now for some reason! Then, when Olaf kidnaps us, we will shout a few incomprehensible phrases so you can puzzle out the rest of the secrets!
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