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Post by Violet Baudelaire on Dec 1, 2004 16:10:42 GMT -5
violet(to klaus): why do i alwaysinvent something. you invent something for a change
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Post by DrSeuss the 1st white rapper on Dec 1, 2004 16:12:09 GMT -5
Klause: You look quite sexy Violet!
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Post by Cassandra's Ruins on Dec 2, 2004 6:57:51 GMT -5
*playing off VioletBInventor*
Sunny: Done biting. Your turn. *walks over to a corner that randomly appeared
Klaus: Well, I saved the hardest part to read for you Sunny, since I think you need to expand your vocabulary.
*playing off many people*
Violet, Klaus, and Sunny are reading a random ASOUE book.
Violet: Whoa, like, déjà vu.
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Post by songbird11989 on Dec 3, 2004 15:12:23 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Widdershins is playing checkers with Fiona Fiona: Come on move already! Widdershins: No, hesitating might lead to my victory! Aye! You shall lose! Aye! I will win! Aye![/glow]
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Post by Countess Megean on Dec 3, 2004 23:13:48 GMT -5
Lemony - Why is it that all I do is whine over Beatrice and stalk children that apparently have no connection with me? I'm going to start a new life of mackin' and pimpin'! - The only reason I am so sensitive is because I'm really a woman. Violet - Klaus, I know we're on the verge of death and about to be killed, but...I just can't think of an invention. - Like OMG! That pink ribbon is soooo in! GAG ME WITH A SPOON! - You know, Olaf, you and your henchmen may always come on to me...but you never seem to make a move. Why NOT!? I want some action now! Sunny - VIOLET!? What are you doing to that poor squirell!? Klaus - Reading is really boring, can i play video games instead? - Violet, Olaf's right. you are very pretty. Olaf - Kids, if there is anything at all that you want to talk about, just feel free to come and talk to me. If something troubles you or my behavior seems inapporpriate, please tell me. - I'm...gay. - Oh Violet, I would never come on to you if we were in a suggestive situation where we were all alone and there was shackles in the room. I'll do more...but I'll give you all a chance. HAHAHA SO funny! I couldn't stop laughing!
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Post by TvSkater on Dec 4, 2004 15:41:51 GMT -5
Haha you guys have some funny ones. The only things I can think of is: Carmelita: Icecreameaters! Sunny: All of my baby teeth have fallen out! NOW what am I going to be known for?? Klaus: Im sick of being stalked by a creepy man, let's just give him our fortunes and we wont be bothered anymore. Mr. Poe: A cough drop! Whoopee, just what I needed! ;D Isadora: How about instead of just writing, "Save Us, we are in the fountain", I can write 8 very confusing couplets and attach it to some crows in hope that it might somehow reach the Baudelaires??
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Post by asoueaddict on Dec 4, 2004 18:42:06 GMT -5
Mr. Poe: *coughs* Sunny: Robitussin!
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Dec 4, 2004 19:35:47 GMT -5
Duncan: Baudelaires! While we're here with absolutely no one in sight let us tell you every last secret you've ever wanted to know!
Olaf: Can someone get me some listerine? My breath smells hideous.
Fernald: Be quite this instant. Hook polish is much more important than listerine.
Olaf: Yes, boss...
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Post by ChaChingVirdigo on Dec 28, 2004 15:24:52 GMT -5
Violet: F--- YOU MR. POE! Klaus: I SAID MOVIE IT! FAT A**!!!
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Post by izzie on Dec 28, 2004 15:25:49 GMT -5
Isadora: Duncan, I've decieded, that couplets aren't that interesting anymore... I'm far more interested in shopping _________________________________________________ Klaus: Isadora, I... need to tell you something. I've meant to tell you this ever since I first saw you. Isadora: What, Klaus? *staring romantically in his eyes* Klaus: I'm in love with Duncan. _________________________________________________ Violet: *Klaus & Violet are on the roof of the hotel* Okay, my invention is just about done! Keep holding on to that rope! It's our only way that we will not fall off this roof! Klaus: Roger! Wait, my arm itches *lets go of rope to itch arm* _________________________________________________ lol, sorry those just popped into my head
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Dec 28, 2004 17:32:57 GMT -5
Olaf: I've been ultimately defeated once and for all by good VFD!?!?!?! I suppose I'll just go with plan b then and use my bread and water to get out of jail and use Esme's fortune. Lemony: READ THIS BOOK! <shoves book 13 in face of unsuspecting child>
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Post by Cassandra's Ruins on Jan 4, 2005 22:18:17 GMT -5
Lemony: READ THIS BOOK! <shoves book 13 in face of unsuspecting child> Unsuspecting child (someone from VFD, just for the heck of it): O-okay. I'll do it. No need to fuss. I'm opening the first page. Just leave me alone.
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Jan 4, 2005 22:21:01 GMT -5
hehehe. Beatrice: Hi Lemony! Lemony: <jawdrop> You're alive? Beatrice: Of course. So you can stop moaning and grab your tuxedo, it's wedding time. Lemony: <runs to comply crying tears of joy>
Ok that last one was terrible.... I need more creative ideas.
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Post by Vortigun on Jan 5, 2005 17:24:49 GMT -5
Lemony Snicket: ...and they all lived happily ever after.
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Post by Who wants to know? on Jan 5, 2005 20:43:18 GMT -5
Violet would never say. . . I just relized, I should never invent things anymore. It's far too boyish, and I hate dirt. Plus, it's not in. I think I should play hopscotch instead. (it sucks, but thats all i got right now)
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