Post by ineedyourhelp on Nov 3, 2005 16:08:07 GMT -5
Heres my take on everything. The title will be The Fatal Finale
Plot: After rowing for long, grueling hours, Olaf directs the Bauds to an island where they land. Olaf takes them inside the forest of the island to search for a collegue of his. They are attacked by a group of women (FFP) and take to their pirate ship where they are locked in the brig. The head of the (FFP) is a woman named Ramona who says she has direct orders to keep them locked in the brig until Olaf's siblings arrive. She says they are very mad at Olaf. Olaf seems very worried by this and is frantically trying to find a way to escape. When Ramona comes with their dinner, he hits her over the head with his dinner plate, takes her sword and Olaf and the Bauds escape to the deck of the ship. They are confronted by the rest of the FFP and Olaf gets in a huge swordfight with all of them. They are forced to climb the loockout poll to try to escape and when they reach the top they are trapped. When they think all hope is lost, the sshamh appears and saves them. Deux es Machina. The rejoice with Hector and the the two Quagmires. They lock Olaf one of the rooms. Olaf tries to tell them that his siblings will get them up here if they dont listen to him. He tells them that the only safe place left for him is 1485 Columbia Road. Hector doesnt listen and says he is on another mission. They have to go and pick up the Sugar Bowl from a certain taxi driver by dawn. They are getting close when all of a sudden they see a submarine rising from the ocean and they see that it is the Carmelita. A giant fly-swatter comes out from it and tries to swat them out of the sky. But the sshamh is too high up for it to reach. At dawn, they reach the shore of the ocean which is Briny Beach. They see a taxi waiting and are going to descend to get it. The Carmelita goes onto the beach and Fernald and Fiona get out. They have a large megaphone telling them to get out of the sshamh or else they will certainly die. At this point olaf is out of the locked room and calls down that he is up there and has everything under control. Fernald tells him that they recieved a Volunteer Factual Dispatch from Olaf's siblings and are working for them now. Hector is still on the mission to get the sugar bowl, but this is when Olaf's siblings arrive, the bald man with a beard, and the woman with hair and no beard. They are being carried by eagles. A man comes out of the taxi and urges them not to descend. He throws up the sugar bowl to Hector and then quickly drives away. Hector stears the sshamh back toward the ocean where he says they have to drop it off somewhere. But the eagles are gaining fast and Olaf is beginning to panic. They are over the ocean now when Olaf's siblings catch up with them. They tell Hector to give them the sugar bowl or they will die. Hector refuses and Olaf's brother orders one of the eagles to grab Violet and Olaf. Violet is grabbed by an eagle and is now suspended in mid air. Klaus and Sunny plead with Hector to just give them the sugar bowl. Hector still stubbornly refuses and Olaf's siblings have the eagles slash one of the hot air balloons on the sshamh. They are now tumbling to the ocean when Hector jumps out with the sugar bowl. He says its for the better. Hector and the sugar bowl hit the water, and sink to the bottom of the ocean. The sshamh hits the water, Klaus and Sunny are alright, as the sshamh floats. The Carmelita comes in with its fly-swatter out and hits Olafs siblings and the eagles, Olaf, and Violet. They all fall to the ocean, and die. Including Violet. The Carmelita goes to Klaus and Sunny where Fiona tells them to come in. They go in and Fiona and Fernald told them that they decided that doing the noble thing was best so they killed Olaf's siblings. They asked where Violet was, and Klaus and Sunny tell them that she was up there with Olaf's siblings and Olaf. They feel really terrible and the book ends with them going back to the shore to their new lives.
Plot: After rowing for long, grueling hours, Olaf directs the Bauds to an island where they land. Olaf takes them inside the forest of the island to search for a collegue of his. They are attacked by a group of women (FFP) and take to their pirate ship where they are locked in the brig. The head of the (FFP) is a woman named Ramona who says she has direct orders to keep them locked in the brig until Olaf's siblings arrive. She says they are very mad at Olaf. Olaf seems very worried by this and is frantically trying to find a way to escape. When Ramona comes with their dinner, he hits her over the head with his dinner plate, takes her sword and Olaf and the Bauds escape to the deck of the ship. They are confronted by the rest of the FFP and Olaf gets in a huge swordfight with all of them. They are forced to climb the loockout poll to try to escape and when they reach the top they are trapped. When they think all hope is lost, the sshamh appears and saves them. Deux es Machina. The rejoice with Hector and the the two Quagmires. They lock Olaf one of the rooms. Olaf tries to tell them that his siblings will get them up here if they dont listen to him. He tells them that the only safe place left for him is 1485 Columbia Road. Hector doesnt listen and says he is on another mission. They have to go and pick up the Sugar Bowl from a certain taxi driver by dawn. They are getting close when all of a sudden they see a submarine rising from the ocean and they see that it is the Carmelita. A giant fly-swatter comes out from it and tries to swat them out of the sky. But the sshamh is too high up for it to reach. At dawn, they reach the shore of the ocean which is Briny Beach. They see a taxi waiting and are going to descend to get it. The Carmelita goes onto the beach and Fernald and Fiona get out. They have a large megaphone telling them to get out of the sshamh or else they will certainly die. At this point olaf is out of the locked room and calls down that he is up there and has everything under control. Fernald tells him that they recieved a Volunteer Factual Dispatch from Olaf's siblings and are working for them now. Hector is still on the mission to get the sugar bowl, but this is when Olaf's siblings arrive, the bald man with a beard, and the woman with hair and no beard. They are being carried by eagles. A man comes out of the taxi and urges them not to descend. He throws up the sugar bowl to Hector and then quickly drives away. Hector stears the sshamh back toward the ocean where he says they have to drop it off somewhere. But the eagles are gaining fast and Olaf is beginning to panic. They are over the ocean now when Olaf's siblings catch up with them. They tell Hector to give them the sugar bowl or they will die. Hector refuses and Olaf's brother orders one of the eagles to grab Violet and Olaf. Violet is grabbed by an eagle and is now suspended in mid air. Klaus and Sunny plead with Hector to just give them the sugar bowl. Hector still stubbornly refuses and Olaf's siblings have the eagles slash one of the hot air balloons on the sshamh. They are now tumbling to the ocean when Hector jumps out with the sugar bowl. He says its for the better. Hector and the sugar bowl hit the water, and sink to the bottom of the ocean. The sshamh hits the water, Klaus and Sunny are alright, as the sshamh floats. The Carmelita comes in with its fly-swatter out and hits Olafs siblings and the eagles, Olaf, and Violet. They all fall to the ocean, and die. Including Violet. The Carmelita goes to Klaus and Sunny where Fiona tells them to come in. They go in and Fiona and Fernald told them that they decided that doing the noble thing was best so they killed Olaf's siblings. They asked where Violet was, and Klaus and Sunny tell them that she was up there with Olaf's siblings and Olaf. They feel really terrible and the book ends with them going back to the shore to their new lives.