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Post by Libitina on Jun 25, 2009 22:39:52 GMT -5
D:
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Post by Mijahu on Jun 25, 2009 23:00:01 GMT -5
LOL! Shotzgoboom, I saw your trampoline joke and thought "What a HORRIBLE joke to make!" (forgetting what this thread is for).
Also, I love how Triangle Eyes brought back this thread just to make that horrible joke.
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Post by Libitina on Jun 25, 2009 23:05:39 GMT -5
That was HORRENDOUS.
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Post by shotzgoboom on Jun 25, 2009 23:46:20 GMT -5
oh gosh, it was xD
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Post by BSam on Jun 26, 2009 0:13:41 GMT -5
what's red and crawls up your leg
a homesick abortion .
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Post by shotzgoboom on Jun 26, 2009 0:35:06 GMT -5
ooh.....oh, mai! I need to remember that one.
Why do you put a dead baby in the blender feet first?
So you can watch its expression.
I think my soul is dying little by little.
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Post by Mijahu on Jun 26, 2009 1:02:14 GMT -5
Where do babies go after they die?
Hell, because they aren't tall enough to meet the height requirements of the roller coaster that goes through the Pearly Gates.
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Post by BSam on Jun 26, 2009 3:37:45 GMT -5
what do you get when you cut a baby in half with a chainsaw?
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Post by Mijahu on Jun 26, 2009 5:01:59 GMT -5
what do you get when you cut a baby in half with a chainsaw? A baby cut in half with a chainsaw.
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Post by BSam on Jun 26, 2009 5:56:42 GMT -5
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Post by Mijahu on Jun 26, 2009 14:03:40 GMT -5
I read through the entire thread and that was, without a doubt, the best one. Good job.
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Post by Elle on Jun 26, 2009 14:58:46 GMT -5
Sasha's first one was the best, it think, or the worst, whichever makes sense. --- What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A bus load of babies on fire.
How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it in case it explodes.
Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.
What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.
How are babies and the elderly alike? Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
What's the difference between a baby and a bagel? You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.
How do you spoil a baby? Leave it out in the sun.
Why did the toddler drop it's lollipop? It was hit by a truck.
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Post by BSam on Jun 26, 2009 15:51:01 GMT -5
how many babies does it take to wallpaper a house
depends how thinly you slice them
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Post by Mijahu on Jun 26, 2009 16:24:16 GMT -5
How do you silence a teething baby?
Give it some C-4.
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Post by BSam on Jun 26, 2009 16:34:36 GMT -5
What do you call a baby nailed to the wall?
Art
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