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Post by missyelliott on Jun 30, 2009 22:52:07 GMT -5
What did the toothbrush say to the bird? I'm not very good material for your nest
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Post by missyelliott on Jun 30, 2009 22:54:08 GMT -5
What's easier than shooting fish in a barrel? Scooping them out with a net
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Post by missyelliott on Jun 30, 2009 22:55:50 GMT -5
Why couldn't the lighter find it's mother? Because it was out of lighter fluid and couldn't see her with the flame
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Post by missyelliott on Jun 30, 2009 22:57:19 GMT -5
Why do CDs have holes in them? Why do you
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Post by missyelliott on Jun 30, 2009 22:58:38 GMT -5
What do you get if you cross a remote with a t-shirt? I don't know but make sure you don't fall down the couch while you're wearing it
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Post by missyelliott on Jun 30, 2009 23:00:07 GMT -5
What happens if a milk crate falls over in a forest? It gets nourished (breastfed)
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Post by missyelliott on Jun 30, 2009 23:00:27 GMT -5
How many gluesticks do you need to screw in a lightbulb? Probably like six
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Post by missyelliott on Jun 30, 2009 23:01:25 GMT -5
Why did the boy take a pencil to bed? Because he wanted to throw it at the scary face at the window because he was too lazy to draw the curtains
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Post by missyelliott on Jun 30, 2009 23:05:05 GMT -5
Why is a laptop called a laptop? Because backwards it is potpal and you can get recipes off the internet so it's like a friend to your pots and pans
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Post by Mijahu on Jul 1, 2009 3:31:43 GMT -5
[01:30] MitchelHunt@gmail.com: see? no idea [01:30] tragedy: see? no shut up
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Post by BSam on Jul 1, 2009 5:29:11 GMT -5
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Someone
You're not very funny
*blocked*
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Post by Elle on Jul 1, 2009 11:33:23 GMT -5
[01:30] MitchelHunt@gmail.com: see? no idea [01:30] tragedy: see? no shut up That's amazing.
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Post by C. on Jul 1, 2009 13:46:31 GMT -5
How do you get Lady Gaga mad? You Poker Face
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Post by Smooth Criminal. on Jul 1, 2009 15:00:12 GMT -5
How do you get Lady Gaga mad? You Poker Face LMFAO. pahhahha.
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Post by shotzgoboom on Jul 9, 2009 17:27:10 GMT -5
I really should be packing right now, but I had to share what my friend Lauren just drew for me:: that's horrible xD
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