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Post by Mijahu on Jun 26, 2009 16:38:11 GMT -5
What's the difference between a dog and a baby?
There is none.
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Post by shotzgoboom on Jun 26, 2009 18:12:01 GMT -5
Elle, those were amazing!
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Post by Elle on Jun 26, 2009 21:24:36 GMT -5
How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
What is the difference between a baby and a dart-board? Dart-boards don't bleed.
What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar? About 500 calories.
What is red and has more brains than the baby you just shot? The wall behind it.
What is the worst part about killing a baby? Getting blood on your clown suit.
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.
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Post by BSam on Jun 26, 2009 21:28:57 GMT -5
What is the worst part about killing a baby? Getting blood on your clown suit. i originally heard this as what's the worst part about sex with a baby? cleaning the blood of the clown suit
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Post by shotzgoboom on Jun 29, 2009 13:47:04 GMT -5
I suppose it's obligatory: Why does Michael Jackson love Walmart? All the boy's pants are 50% off
It's time to hear all your MJ jokes, beause this is the most horrible time for them that you're going to find.
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Post by Jenny on Jun 29, 2009 14:57:40 GMT -5
Los Angeles police have raided Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch this afternoon . It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom...and Class 4C in his bedroom.
I feel a bit guilty now.
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Post by Mijahu on Jun 29, 2009 15:58:38 GMT -5
Michael Jackson died because Farrah Fawcett had one dying wish, and God granted it: for all of the children in the world to be safe.
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Post by shotzgoboom on Jun 29, 2009 20:20:14 GMT -5
Did you hear that Michael Jackson wrote a book before he died? It's called "The Ins and Outs of Child rearing".
My soul dies a little every time, Jenny. I understand.
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Post by Libitina on Jun 29, 2009 20:23:09 GMT -5
Please, no more Michael Jackson jokes. =(
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Post by shotzgoboom on Jun 29, 2009 20:29:40 GMT -5
I think I'm starting to agree, actually. Now, it doesn't feel like there's any heart in them.
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Post by Lunatic Fire Eyes on Jun 30, 2009 0:00:59 GMT -5
I'm sure everyone has already heard this one.... but....
What is black and white, and red (read) all over? A newspaper.
Also, any joke my grandpa tells is pretty much terrible.
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Post by Elle on Jun 30, 2009 9:14:49 GMT -5
What is black and white and red all over? A dead baby in an old movie.
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Post by jemima on Jun 30, 2009 14:13:53 GMT -5
What did the first snowman say to the second snowman? Smells like carrots.
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Post by Triangle Eyes on Jun 30, 2009 14:38:12 GMT -5
This one is for Trikip.
Did you hear about the movie "Constipated"?
It isn't coming out for a while.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2009 22:43:07 GMT -5
This ones for Triangle Eyes
Did you hear about the movie "Diarrhoea"?
It’s coming out right now.
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